DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN D. GRAY-MAN… FUCK

Tyki075: This story is dedicated to Poker Pair, since I don't have many of those stories and, noting that it's my OTP, I really need some more.

Allen: Does this involve my pain in any way shape or form?

Tyki075: It's me, so most likely.

Allen: Fuck you.

Tyki075: You're so kind to me. Okay guys, important little thing, so actually read this, I'm serious, even the people who don't read A/Ns READ THIS! IT'S IMPORTANT! So, I have another story that is Noah Allen, it's one where he was adopted (sort of) by the Earl right after Mana, should I post it? Read this chapter and decide if you want me to post the other one, if enough people want me to, I will.

Allen: Wait, what is this one about?

Tyki075: Well, what would you do if I told you that I was going to make all your friends betray you because you are a Noah and then you turn into a Noah, only to be picked up by Tyki and taken to the Ark to live with the Noahs and you're totally okay with it and you and Tyki totally get together because IT'S POKER PAIR and… yeah… metaphorically of course.

Allen: You son of a bitch. You hate me don't you?

Tyki075: No, I just love torturing you.

Allen: That doesn't make sense.

Tyki075: I may write stories in which you either get physically or emotionally pained, but I usually feel bad about it.

Allen: No you don't.

Tyki075: Yeah, no I don't.

Tyki: Can we get to the story please?

Tyki075: *sigh* Fine.

'Moyashi' = Neah talking in Allen's head

"Moyashi" - Neah talking OUTSIDE Allen's head

'Moyashi' = Someone's thoughts

Chapter One:

"It's funny how sometimes the people you'd take a bullet for, are the ones who pulled the trigger." - Unknown

Allen never expected this to happen, not in his worst nightmares.

When the Fourteenth had first reared his ugly head everyone had gotten distant; always saying they had to go do something when he began a conversation, looking away when he walked by, even leaving the room when he walked in.

At first he attempted to ignore it but it soon escalated to even his friends ignoring him and that was something he could not overlook.

He went looking for them, not finding them in any of the places they would usually be, he went to Komui's office, where, sure enough, they had all gathered. They seemed to be talking in hushed voices and when he heard his name, Allen froze and hid behind a wall, knowing that it probably wasn't right to eavesdrop but still doing it anyways.

"I just can't trust him anymore, he's disgusting, a monster." He heard Lenalee say.

"He's contaminated by a Noah; I don't think anyone can trust him anymore." Lavi's voice rang out.

"What are we supposed to do with him? Killing him outright would drag suspicion onto us." Allen heard Komui hiss.

Every word was like a knife lodging itself in Allen's heart so he did the rational thing, he stormed right into the office, throwing the door open.

He was met with the sight of all of his friend's huddled together, looking at him with shocked expressions.

Allen smiled sadly, "Since I'm such a disgusting, contaminated monster, I can deal with myself if it makes things easier for you."

None of them looked like they were going to object, or even if they wanted to.

Allen's calm, understanding, sad demeanor slowly changed into one of anger when he realized that these people were supposed to be his friends and they turned out just like everyone else who had ever promised they'd love him then turned away.

"Is that it? That's all you have to say? Do I really mean that little to you? You want me gone that badly?" They all just seemed to glare at the young teen, "Fine, consider me gone."

With that he strode out of the room, towards his own, where he began to let out his rage, sadness, and frustration.

He roared as Dark Matter slowly formed a cloud around him, his Innocence going into hyper-drive and trying to eradicate the Noah within him. He screamed in agony and fury for the friends who had just betrayed him and left him to die, just like everyone else had. Why should they be any different? Everyone leaves in the end.

His skin slowly bled to grey, eyes shifting from bright silver to murderous gold. The stigmata slowly made themselves known on his forehead, etching themselves into ash-colored skin.

Allen, even with his determination to take out his wrath on his 'friends', was getting overrun by the pain the transformation caused; his eyes rolled back into his head and he went limp, collapsing onto the cold, stone floor, the stigmata bleeding steadily.

In The Earl's Ark a of Couple Minutes Previously:

Road Kamelot was bored out of her mind, there were no fun Exorcists to play with since Allen hadn't been sent on a mission for a while (how she knows this, I don't want to know). So when something new arose she was right there waiting for it.

The signs of a new Noah were quite an adequate distraction from the raging disease known as boredom so it was no surprise when she showed up on the Earl's back, begging to go collect the new family member.

"Please Millenie?! I'm so bored!" She whined as she wrapped her arms around his neck.

The Earl chuckled at the supposedly second oldest Noah's antics, "Have you finished your homework, Road?"

"No, but who cares about homework?! I want to see my new family!" Road whined.

"Sorry Road, studies come first." The Earl said.

"Since when?" Road asked.

"Since I said so five seconds ago, now off you go." The Earl laughed.

"But who are you sending to get the new Noah?" Road pouted.

"I'll just send Tyki~pon." The Earl smiled.

"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but." Road could not come up with a good argument.

"Studies. Go. Now." The Earl said, "And send Tyki in please."

Road 'hmphed' and crossed her arms firmly over her chest as she made her way out of the room, mourning her loss of entertainment.

"Tyki! Millenie wants you!" The Noah of Dreams called.

"For what reason?" Tyki asked, poking his head out of the study.

"He wants you to get the new family member and bring them back here." Road pouted.

Tyki smirked, "Well, it would be my pleasure. I have been looking for something to do recently."

"Shut up!" Road whined, walking off to her own room.

Tyki, on the other hand, strode into the Earl's office, "Yes, Lord Millennium?"

"Tyki~pon, good to see you! I would like you to go and fetch out newest member." The Earl smiled.

"All right. And where might I find this Noah?" Tyki inquired.

"The Black Order."

"W-what?" Tyki choked, "Who is it?!"

"Now, I didn't tell Road this because I knew she would never leave me alone until I let her go but, it's our good friend Mr. Walker." The Earl was outright beaming.

Tyki's eyes nearly bugged out of his skull, "Allen Walker?! As in, that Allen Walker, the Exorcist?!" Though it was unknown to basically everyone, even Tyki himself didn't really understand it, the Noah of Pleasure was harboring a large… interest in the young Exorcist that was borderline crushing.

"Yes, the Exorcist." The Earl said, he waved his hand at the door in a shooing manner, "Now go get him."

Tyki, snapping out of his shock, nodded and left the room, getting more and more intrigued the more steps he took.

Around Five Minutes Later:

Tyki stepped out of Road's checkered door into the dark halls of the Black Order.

'All right, now all I have to do is find Shounen.' Tyki thought.

A loud scream pierced the air.

"Found him." Tyki said, walking in the direction the scream came from. He soon found himself outside a wooden door, the stench of blood in the air. He slowly opened the door and peeked his head inside, he found the boy he had been looking for lying in a puddle of blood, two stigmatas already formed on his forehead.

The Noah of Pleasure knelt down and brushed sweaty, bloody, white locks out of the boy's face, causing a groan of pain to escape slightly parted lips, "Sssshhhh, Shounen, it's okay, we'll make the pain go away." With that, the older Noah gathered the young ex-Exorcist into his arms and made his way back to Road's door, making sure to avoid any Order personnel.

Before he stepped through the doors that would take him and the Cheating Boy back to the Ark, Tyki smiled an insane smile that only a Noah could pull off.

"Welcome home, darling Shounen."

End.

Tyki075: There you are, you're welcome. In the chapters to come I will probably have extra chapters, just little things to quench my always present boredom, but for this one I really didn't have anything since I just started the story and Allen hasn't even really met the other Noahs yet… or, you know, woken up.

Tyki: So, when is the Poker Pair going to come in?

Tyki075: Well, there are already hints of it, but most likely in the next chapter or the one after that. I really hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! DO NOT FORGET: TELL ME IF YOU WANT ME TO POST THE OTHER STORY, WITH ALLEN BEING A NOAH SINCE THE WHOLE INCIDENT WITH MANA, I'LL HAVE A POLL OPEN BUT IF YOU PREFER TO JUST TELL ME IN A REVIEW, THAT IS OKAY AS WELL! I'M SERIOUS!

Tyki: I think she's serious.

Tyki075: I just said that, dipshit! Anyway, review, fav, follow, etc. Tell me what you think, it helps me get better, and if you want to see anything happen in this story (no lemons, I'm just awful at them), then tell me and I might put it in the story, I'm open to suggestions… unless it's something that involves the lack of Poker Pair, that is unacceptable. I'll have that poll open, please vote, or again, tell me in a review whether I should post that story or not. Thanks! See you people later!