Hi :-) Sorry about the long wait, haven't really felt much like writing lately. But now I'm back! So... Enjoy!

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"Hey, Brucie. Have you seen Loki?"

Tony walked causually into the lab where Bruce was working on some kind of experiment.

Bruce sighed. "No Tony, I have not seen Loki. Why?"

"Dunno, it just seem so quiet today. I feel like he is up to something."

Tony walked over to Bruce. "What are you working on anyways?"

"Oh, it's some kind of-" Bruce was interrupted by the sound of Metallica suddenly blasting from Tony's cell phone.

"Crap! Fury is calling."


One hour earlier at the helicarrier:

Fury was bored to say at least. You would think with being a super spy, protector of the human race, that a little peace and quiet was all that you'd wish for. But when nothing has happened in two weeks... Oh, and also there was the report that had to be finished by the end of the week. Fury sighed, he hated writing reports. Right then however, a loud bang brought him out of his thoughts.

"Fury, we've got an emergency. You're needed in the conference room." Agent Hill's voice said over the radio.

Fury felt a smile come upon his face and he sprinted out of the room to see what the emergency was.


When Fury got down to the conference room though, he wasn't smiling anymore. There was no people there, like at all. The area was completely empty.

"Agent Hill!" Fury shouted over the radio. "Get your ass up here!"

In an instant she was by his side. "Sir?" She asked.

"Where is everyone?"

"What do you mean sir?"

"I mean, that just a minute ago you called me and said there was an emergency and that I was needed in the conference room. So where are all the *beeeeep* people!?"

Agent Hill looked confused up at her boss. "Sir, I assure you, I have not called you about any kind of emergency in almost two weeks. Well, except yesterday, but that was about the ice cream machine.

"And as for the people, I do believe you sent them home."

"What the *beeeeep*do you mean I sent them home? I would do no such thing!" Fury glared at her, if there was one thing he hated it was being taken as a fool.

"Well you did tell them to get of the base... Although the exact words you used might have been a little more colorful."

If Fury hadn't been so angry at the time, he probably would have smirked at that.

"And when exactly was this?"

"About an hour ago, sir." Agent Hill curiously followed her boss as he started running towards his office.


The sight that greeted him when he came to his office made him stop in his tracks. There wasn't an inch of it that wasn't covered in colorful post it notes. How many different colors does these things come in? Fury thought as he looked around the room. And that's when he saw it. In his chair, his chair, someone had put a teddy bear. A big teddy bear. A big teddy bear supporting a black eye patch and a pirate hat.

He heard Agent Hill's gasp as she came up behind him.

"Get Stark on the phone!" Fury growled.


"STARK! GET YOUR *BEEEEEP* ASS OVER HERE THIS INSTANT OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL *BEEEEEEEP* KILL YOU!"

That was all Tony and Bruce heard before there was a bang, almost as if Fury had thrown his phone in the wall or something, and the line went blanch.

Bruce looked at Tony. "What have you done this time?"

"I have no idea." Was the reply. "But I guess I'll just have to find out." And then he left.


When Tony first got to the helicarrier there was two things that hit him. One: How extremely quiet it was. I mean, the place was empty of people, and that never happened. Two: The whole place was filled with post it notes in all colors imaginable. Well, that certainly explained why Fury was angry.

As he walked towards Fury's office, he saw a shadow, and he could have sworn he heard a cackling laughter. Wait a second, he knew that laughter.

He followed the shadow as quietly as possible into a dark room, and when he got close enough he grabbed the man's shoulder and turned him around. And as he had guessed, right before him was Loki. That little...

"What the hell are you doing here!?" He tightened the grip around Loki's shoulder till it was almost painful.

"Let go of me Stark or I'll-!" Tony put his hand over Loki's mouth to keep him from talking.

"You'll do what? Cover me with post it notes?" Tony said sarcastically. "Get back to the tower at once!"

"And how exactly do you suppose I do that?"

"I don't know just do it!"

They glared at each other in a silent but almost deadly battle until Tony sighed and said: "Fine! Wait here till I'm finished talking to Fury."


The talk with Fury didn't take long. After Fury had stopped yelling at him and had finally realized that he had nothing to do with it all he had to do was promise that the Avengers would come and help clean up (which by the way he felt was totally unfair) before he could go.

Now all he had to do was fly himself and Loki back to the Avengers tower. He just hoped Thor never found out about this.


Fireworks exploding in the sky.

Loki: Hiding behind the couch

Loki: "Brother, what are those things in the sky?"

Tony: "Dude, you haven't seen fireworks before?"

Thor: "Don't worry brother! I shall save you from these so called fireworks!


So what did you think? I'm going to try to get Loki's magic back in a couple of chapters, so if anyone has any idea how, please tell me. I'm kinda running low on ideas at the moment.

Anyways, before I forget. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR! :-)