I decided to write something for once! I'm awesome right? No? Well, I tried.
Disclaimer: I don't own Ruby. Because if I was the amazing Monty, White Rose would be 200% canon.

Dawn.

The sun just barely shines over the horizon, as beautiful as the most brilliant lights.

It shines through my window and washes over me as I lay on my bed.

I take in this site, knowing today will be a glorious-

What is that I smell?

My nose sniffs the air, trying to take any indication of what it is.

Is it..

I sniff around some more.

The fresh baked scent of chocolate chip cookies right out of the oven, with the dough perfectly melted and the gooey chocolate melting all over the item!?

And..

Is there a cup of coffee, with cream swirled in a perfect helix!?

Are they being placed next to each other, with strawberries surrounding them!?

I must devour.

I throw the covers of my bed and leap to my closet. Quickly, I dress into my main outfit, and grabbed a mask. For this mission would require stealth, stealth that I must be able to use to get the treasure!
I slowly crawled towards the table that held my prize.

Tap, tap, tap.

Footsteps!

I quickly rolled under the table, for being caught would destroy my hopes at eating this delicate treat! Two legs walked past my hiding site. They had black heels decorating them, and I saw a familiar weapon sheathed by the wielder. In what seemed like an eternity, the legs slowly but surely walked off.

It was time to make my move.

I took of my cape and laid it in front of me. If I dashed out and jumped, I would be able to pull it off.
So I dashed out and jumped.

I spun in the air, a red blur as my body twisted above the table. I took my hand and slammed it on the table. The table flung forward because of the force behind my blow, and the food flew in the air. Grabbing my cape, I swung it around the cookies and strawberries and grabbed the coffee with my free hand. I tied up my cake and swung it over my shoulder and proceeded to walk away. I lifted the drink to my mouth and was about to taste my victory, when a chilling voice ran through the air.

"Ruby Rose."

I heard my name, and I turned to see a rapier pointed at me, ready to spear me with a flurry of cold strikes. The master of the weapon stood regally as she stared through my eyes. Such a starling blue they were. Her white hair along with the blue of her clothes all the way down to her skirt.

"I suggest that you fix the table, put the food exactly where it was, and then eat the food your girlfriend so lovingly decided to make you today."

And I did exactly that.

You should always listen to a Schnee.

Especially when they make good cookies.