This was just a random idea that popped into my head today, and I couldn't say no to it! A Transformers parody of Taylor Swift's 'Shake It Off'. I tried to get something from TFA, TFP, and the Bay-verse all in here, though, admittedly, there's more movie than anything else and more TFP than TFA. Enjoy!
I do not own Transformers nor anything in relation, and I do not own the original songs, nor do I hate them. This is all in good fun! :)
Transformers Rock
('Shake It Off' parody)
This girl can't be saved!
Transformers on her brain!
That's what people say.
Mm-mm
That's what people say.
Mm-mm
Friends say, "Girl, you need a date!"
"Transformers are all fake."
At least, that's what people say.
Mm-mm
That's what people say.
Mm-mm
But I keep cruisin'.
Can't stop, won't stop swoonin'…
At alien robots—ooh, man!
They won't leave my mind,
But that's all right!
Ratchet keeps on throwin' his wrench, wrench, wrench…
And the earth's under Autobot defense-fense-fense…
Hey, Ironhide, why you gotta be so dense?
Transformers rock!
Transformers rock!
Starscream is the mech that we all love to hate.
And Megatron is lookin' for some necks to break.
And Sentinel ain't nothin' but a fake, fake, fake.
Transformers rock!
Transformers rock!
And then there's Bumblebee,
Who's lightnin' on his feet!
As awesome as can be!
Mm-mm
As awesome as can be!
Mm-mm
And Optimus we know (Optimus we know)
Is in a class that's all his own (class that's all his own)!
When the factions meet you know,
Mm-mm
That slag's about to blow!
Mm-mm
And I keep cruisin'.
Can't stop, won't stop swoonin'…
At these robots—ooh, man!
They won't leave my mind,
But that's all right!
'Cuz Megs is gonna yell "Decepticons, attack!"
And the Autobots are gonna fight right back.
And energon is gonna be spilled—oh, scrap!
Transformers rock!
Transformers rock!
Prowl is gonna kick some aft, aft, aft.
And Bulkhead's gonna crush in helms—take that!
And Smokescreen's gonna phase right through the pack.
Transformers rock!
Transformers rock!
Transformers rock; Transformers rock!
Yeah, yeah!
Transformers rock; Transformers rock!
Yeah, yeah!
Transformers rock; Transformers rock!
Yeah, yeah!
Transformers rock; Transformers rock!
*spoken* Hey, hey, hey! Just think while you've been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats in the world, you coulda been gettin' down with these. Sick. 'Bots.
Transformers walk in with their guns blazin'.
It's like "Oh, my Primus!"
There's people in a daze.
And, liaisons over there, there's some tips you need to hear.
Why don't you blow it out your afts, guys, because nobody cares!
'Cuz the 'cons are never ever gonna leave this place.
And Optimus just ripped apart the Fallen's face.
And, Miko, you were s'pposed to stay at the base!
Transformers rock!
Transformers rock!
Knock Out's gonna need a new coat of paint.
Shockwave is so creepy I could faint, faint, faint!
And Soundwave is like Slenderman and has no face.
Transformers rock!
Transformers rock!
Transformers rock; Transformers rock!
Yeah, yeah!
Transformers rock; Transformers rock!
Yeah, yeah!
Transformers rock; Transformers rock!
Yeah, yeah!
Transformers rock; Transformers rock!
Transformers rock; Transformers rock!
Yeah, yeah!
Transformers rock; Transformers rock!
Yeah, yeah!
Transformers rock; Transformers rock!
Yeah, yeah!
Transformers rock; Transformers rock!
Transformers rock; Transformers rock!
Yeah, yeah!
Transformers rock; Transformers rock!
Yeah, yeah!
Transformers rock; Transformers rock!
Yeah, yeah!
Transformers rock; Transformers rock!
I might end up doing more of these things if ever I'm hit with an idea for a parody. Yes? No? Voldshtien? Any suggestions? WARNING: I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING JUSTIN BEIBER.