"I'm saving people, hunting things. I like my gig, though it sometimes brings some complications. But Sammy I swear that romance isn't on that list. Why do you insist that I insist? For the thousandth time, there's nothing there!" Dean ranted. "Sam, I don't like Cas. I mean, I know he's got a really great… I mean NO, he's just a friend. We work together, for God's sake! And, yeah, he pulled me out of hell, but he did that for you as well. Your point's invalid and nothing's gonna make me say something that's not true. Our bond's platonic, the flirting is ironic, we're not in love SHUT UP! Okay, he always comes for me, but-"

Sam smirked at Dean's wording choice.

"Hey! Not like that, you pervy freak!" Dean exclaimed. "God, Sam, what the hell is your problem? I thought you were the mature one here! And honestly, we're only friends! It's totally normal that he spends so much time with me, anyone can see. One look at us and it's very clear that our bond's platonic, the flirting is ironic. We're NOT IN LOVE, shut up! And yeah, okay, I kept the coat. But that's no reason for you to gloat! That wasn't weird and anybody else would do the same. We only stand so close together 'cuz Cas doesn't know any better. He doesn't understand personal space and I'm not to blame! Ours bond's platonic, the flirting is ironic. We're not in love, SHUT UP! I don't know where you're getting this. I-"

"Have you guys ever kissed?" Sam interrupted.

"No, dude, we've never kissed!" Dean practically screamed. "We LOOK at each other all the time! What, is eye contact now a crime? Sam, just cut it out, god damn! Why can't you just understand that our bond's platonic, the flirting is ironic? We're NOT in love, SHUT UP! Shut up, Sam! I mean it! It's not funny anymore!"

Sam snorted. "You're just like a twelve year old girl denying a crush."

"I'm nothing like a twelve year old girl denying a crush." Dean rambled on. "I mean, there, there IS no crush, I don't know what you're talking about! Shut up, Sam! Just, shut up!"

"All I said was hey…" Sam's voice trailed off.

A/N: This was based off of SHUT UP, Sam! Here's a link to the YouTube video: watch?v=ZLuwR-oNk50 And here's a link to the creator of the song: So, I really don't own anything except for the fact that I made this in fanfic form! Sorry that it's so short! I love you guys! ~Percabeth484