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Chapter 1:[Excessive]Violence is [not] always the answer.

Issei POV

"Will you die for me?" said my new girlfriend Yuuma Amano, man I was so lucky my reputation in school as part of the Perverted Trio was something I thought would ruin any and all chances of me having...wait what?

"Yuuma-chan can you repeat that? I think something's wrong with my ears?" that's right I wasn't hearing things right there was no way that my first ever date would involve a murderous Yandere...righT?

"I said Will you die for me?" she said it again, while laughing. No No No No No! Yandere's only exist in anime!

FLAP

Black Wings suddenly sprouted right out of her back, those black wings and her cute face make her look like an angel. But the blackness of the wings...aren't angels supposed to have white wings?

"It was fun. The short time I spent with you. It was like playing house with a little child."

Yuuma-chan's voice became very cold. Her mouth is formed a cold smile that sent chills down my spine.

BUZZ

A sound vibrates through the air and the next thing I know she's holding a glowing spear. She then moves to throw it at me but-

"DragonForce!" [BOOST!]

"You-" I didn't let 'Yuuma-chan' finish, "GO!GO!GO!GO!GO!GO!GO!GO!GO!" My 'Stand' DragonForce, the red armoured figure that looked like a humanoid dragon covered in green jewels started pummelling my so-called girlfriend. I should have trusted my instincts!

[BOOST!][BOOST!][BOOST!][BOOST!][BOOST!][BOOST!][BOOST!]

With each [BOOST!] the power coming from those punches doubled! That's what you get for playing with my heart! Scary(maybe)Yandere with black wings and an energy spear!

The rapid punching ended when DragonForce momentarily punched her straight up into the air right before punching her again so hard that she flew, well not with her wings, straight towards a tree!

BOOM!

Unfortunately for the tree, Yuuma-chan broke it on impact

"How dare you play with a young innocent virgin boy's heart and ruin my first date with something as scary as that, Yuuma-chan!" while I was saying this on reflex I quickly put both arms behind my butt, bended over and glared right at Yuuma-chan…..I think I really over did it there….and the day started off so well…

"I don't want to get assraped in prison!" this was just another day in my life, the somewhat bizarre life of Hyoudou Issei the Greatest Pervert in Za Warudo!

Chapter 1:End