AN: Don't worry guys! This isn't dead I promise. I've just been working on the world building for my other stories.

Disclaimer: I don't own Homestuck or Young Justice.

_ _ ectoBiologist [EB] opened memo: Well then!

_ _ ectoBiologist [EB] invited tentacleTherapist [TT], timaeusTestified [TT], golgathasTerror [GT], gutsyGumshoe [GG], turntechGodhead [TG], tipsyGnostalgic [TG], and gardenGnostic [GG] to memo.

_ _ ectoBiologist [EB] began responding on memo.

John [EB]: well that went better than I thought!

John [EB]: I mean.

John [EB]: you almost did die rose but you didn't.

_ _ tentacleTherapist [TT] began responding to memo.

Rose [TT]: I shall endeavor to be more careful on any future altercations I might have with the masked vigilante. After all, what would the rest of you do without me there to guide your actions?

_ _ turntechGodhead [TG] began responding to memo.

Dave [TG]: wed all die.

John [EB]: true.

_ _ gutsyGumshoe [GG] began responding to memo.

Jane [GG]: Am I the only one worried about the interview? We will have to explain where we got our powers.

_ _ golgathasTerror [GT] began responding to memo.

Jake [GT]: Quite right! We can't really say we're gods.

_ _ timaeusTestified [TT] began responding to memo.

Dirk [TT]: This isn't exactly a safe place to talk about that Jake. And I wouldn't count on Batman to not be one to spy on others.

Jake [GT]: Oh my!

Jake [GT]: Sorry everyone. I spilled the beans then.

_ _ tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began respondng to memo.

Roxy [TG]: Thts fin Jakey!

Roxy [TG]: I mad it safe wen john opend it!

John [EB]: what are you doin Roxy?

Roxy [TG]: Lookn for trlls with Jd, talkn to PM, and practcin my powrs!

_ _ gardenGnostic [GG] began responding to memo.

Jade [GG]: I still can't see past the dark spots! :(

Jade [GG]: We were thinking that since Roxy is a void player she might be able to help me but it's not really working.

Roxy [TG]: id b abl t focs mor if PM wasnt n my bac!

_ _ uraniumUmbra joined memo.

_ _ uraniumUmbra began responding to memo.

Calliope [UU]: Um…

Calliope [UU]: mayor is at my hoUse. can someone come get him please?

Calliope [UU]: I don't really like him being here withoUt my permission…

John [EB]: why is the mayor at your house?

Calliope [UU]: I don't really know. bUt he's really nice so I can't tell him to leave.

Jane [GG]: I'll come get him! We were supposed to have a movie marathon last Tuesday anway.

Calliope [UU]: thank yoU.

_ _ uraniumUmbra left memo.

_ _ gutsyGumshoe left memo.

Rose [TT]: Dave you have been surprisingly quiet throughout this conversation. Usually you would have jumped at the chance to mention something about the Mayor. What is wrong, my dear brother?

Dave [TG]: nothin sis im just worried about karkat and the rest is all

Dave [TG]: i mean

Dave [TG]: we won that game man

Dave [TG]: we won it

Dave [TG]: saw the frog croak and everything

Dave [TG]: and we get some bullshit reset

Dave [TG]: even then it's not a reset because were in our universe that we made and the trolls were with us and now theyre not which is another whole level of bullshit

Dave [TG]: everything going on for the past few years has been a bullshit cake

Dave [TG]: its like the game decided to give us one last fuck you by disguising the cake made of literal bull shit and rocks as something tasty and we all took a bite out of it.

Dave [TG]: because we thought things were gonna be better but I guess not

Rose [TT]: Don't worry Dave. We'll find the trolls. Karkat may have disappeared along with Kanaya and the rest, but I can tell they're okay. I found a good path remember? Everything will be fine.

Roxy [TG]: somun gt PM of my bck!

Dirk [TT]: Why is she bothering you in the first place?

Roxy [TG]: she keps talkn bout Cn Twn.

Dirk [TT]: Oh shit that's my bad. I was supposed to teach the technicians of the town some shit.

Roxy [TT]: gt her awy from me! Btman tryna hack in!

Dirk [TT]: I'll come get her.

_ _ timaeusTestified [TT] left memo.

Jade [GG]: I'm glad we took the planets with us!

Jade [GG]: Even if PM is kinda bitchy. What with her being the queen and all. :(

John [EB]: jade she was always bitchy. She punched you in the face remember?

Jade [GG]: She was just doing her job that time! And most of the other times…

Dave [TG]: still punched you in the face jade

Jade [GG]: Again! She was just doing her job!

Jake [GG]: We still haven't addressed the whole powers thing!

Jake [GG]: We have to come up with some kind of plan!

Rose [TT]: Jake is quite right. Here's the plan I came up with while you were all talking. Jade, Roxy, and Dirk will go with the classic failed science experiment scenario. John and Jane can simply say they were born with theirs as that can go with their increased strength.

Rose [TT]: Jake, you and Dave can say you made a deal with a couple of beings I summoned in my magical studies to reverse the failed experiment. Something went wrong, we don't know what, and you fused with them instead getting your powers. The experiment failed because of our guardians. Most of them are dead, the few that are alive we don't talk to. Just like we've said for the last few years.

Jade [GG]: How are we going to explain why we live in one house? And why we have a house at all when we're all minors? Or why we have a mini solar system in our kitchen?

Rose [TT]: We have the forged documents Dirk made saying we're emancipated minors. The rest would simply be a matter of sticking with people we know.

John [EB]: Doesn't help us with the planets.

Rose [TT]: Just hide them in our sylladexs.

Jade [GG]: :/

Jade [GG]: They don't really like that though.

Rose [TT]: I realize this. I also realize that if Batman and the others learn about the solar system and why the people on it aren't dying despite the fact that they're free floating in the middle of a kitchen then there will be questions we can't answer.

Dave [TG]: pushy pushy

Dave [TG]: we got it lalonde

John [EB]: is that all then? cause roxy said batman was trying to hack in about a page ago…

Roxy [TG]: I got him. And PM stopped bothering me too. Anyway, we shouldn't mention John's reality screwing powers.

Jade [GG]: That would be a good idea!

John [EB]: why though? its not like I use them.

Rose [TT]: Politics mostly. We won't be able to move on with the plan if you're being constantly monitored.

Jake [GG]: Quite right! Um…

Jake [GG]: What was the plan again?

Roxy [TG]: *sign* I'll tell ya later Jakey. Right now have to go to work.

John [EB]: good luck with the new job Roxy!

Roxy [TG]: Thanks John. Everyone else leave the memo!

Roxy [TG]: I'm gonna delete it.

Rose [TT]: Goodbye everyone. Dave, you and Dirk are the first to be interviewed.

Dave [TG]: thanks lalonde

Dave [TG]: see ya later everyone

John [EB]: bye everyone!

John [EB]: aw shit I have to go to work too!

_ _ ectoBiologist [EB] left memo.

Jade [GG]: Bye! :)

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Jake [GT]: Tallyho everyone!

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Roxy [TG]: Okay! Let's fuck shit up.

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Batman finally got into the chat client. His fingers were sore and didn't want to move. He stared at the blank web page showing those cursed words.

_ _ERROR 404 FILE NOT FOUND_ _

What was he getting into with these kids? What were they hiding?

AN: Hey guys! Just uploading to tell you I'm not dead. Here's a chapter to hold you over until I update again.