Harry, Hermione and Ron were outside, enjoying the late November sun on the Hogwarts ground.

It was a nice day, and the fifth year students were enjoying themselves, despite the troublesome Umbridge and the ministry's refusal to acknowledge the Dark Lord's return.

They were just chatting and laughing, when the lightning crash came suddenly, smashing into the ground. It caused the students to jump, and grab their wands from under their robes.

Something happened to the ground, and Harry, Hermione and Ron cried out as the ground swirled and churned, until finally, some kind of portal opened in the ground.

A scream came from the portal, and grew closer and closer.

Something suddenly exploded out from the portal, causing Harry, Hermione and Ron to scream.

What looked like a woman suddenly smashed onto the ground, and the portal disappeared.

Harry and his friends were silent as the woman stumbled onto her feet, and when the three finally got a good look at her, they screamed again.

She was dressed in an elaborate ball gown with a purple and black gothic design, with a low cut that showed off an uncomfortable amount of cleavage.

"Death eater!" Ron cried out in fear, which earned an confused look from the woman.

"Wh-" she started, but by then, all three wizards had yelled "Stupefy!", and the woman fell back in a burst of white light, frozen.

The three were at first frozen in fear, until Harry cried out, "Go get the professor!"

Hermione hurried and raced into the castle, leaving Ron and Harry alone with the unconscious woman.

The two carefully walked over to her, wands still extended, staring at her with a mix of fear and curiosity.

"Who is she?" Ron asked in bewilderment.

"No idea." Harry answered.

The two were alone with the woman for a while, but not for long.

Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape and the other professors, including Umbridge, came rushing out.

"Oh great they brought the pink idiot." Ron muttered.

"There!" Hermione cried out, pointing at the strange woman.

"And she just... Appeared?" McGonagall asked, confused.

"It was some kind of portal out of the ground." Harry explained.

The teachers studied her, until Dumbledore raised his wand, and with it, raised the woman.

"Let's get her to the infirmary." he said as he turned.

"Infirmary?" Umbridge asked.

"Yes. She was just stunned three times." Dumbledore said, giving the three students a look.

"Professor, that is highly unacceptable!" Umbridge huffed.

"How so, Dolores?" Dumbledore asked angrily.

"She should be taken to the ministry, she somehow got past your defenses!"

"You think she's a death eater?" Harry asked, trying to get the annoying professor to admit they were back.

"No." Umbridge piped in her annoyingly cheery voice, "Death Eaters are gone, Mister Potter, along with Voldemort."

"He is-" Harry started.

"Potter, not now." McGonagall sighed, and Harry sighed as well.

"We'll take her to the infirmary." Dumbledore decided, then brought the woman in.

The group followed the woman to the hospital, and most students stared at the floating woman in fear.

Madame Pomfrey set the woman down on a cot when they arrived, and gave her a spoonful of some medicine.

Harry, Ron and Hermione sat down on a cot carefully, which earned an annoyed look from Snape.

"Why are you three still here?" he asked impatiently.

"They're fine, Serverus." Dumbledore said, "We have more important problems."

The group turned to the woman on the bed.

"How did you say she got into Hogwarts?" Dolores asked.

"Some portal appeared, and-" Harry started, but no one seemed to be in the mood to listen.

"You do realize, that's not possible?" she asked in her stupid voice.

"Well it happened." Hermione snapped.

"Detent-"

"Could we please save this idiotic talk for later?" McGonagall snapped in return, "We have a security breach, and this woman may or may not be a death eater."

"She's not." Dolores assured, and Harry, Hermione and Ron all seriously considered slapping her.

Suddenly, Harry saw the woman's leg twitch.

"She moved!" Ron cried.

"Spell's wearing off." Madame Pompfrey said.

Life suddenly choked itself back into the woman, and she was awake again.

She looked around, terror in her eyes.

The woman carefully sat up, looked around the room, then noticed the window. She peeked out it, and when she saw the castle, her eyes widened some more.

She turned back to the group and studied them, then turned up to the sky and screamed, "GOLD, YOU BASTARD!"