Hey guys this is the sequel to one of my stories that is called Next Great adventure. That is a one Piece story and is still on going so if you want check it out, it's not necessary to read it to understand this story all you would need is knowledge of the one piece world but it would be nice. Anyway I hope you like it.

Read, review and whatever you do don't touch that cactus.

There I was once more in an unfamiliar place with no idea what to do. "I HATE YOU! I screamed towards the sky "PUT ME BCK WHERE I WAS YOU GREAT BIG MOTHER FUCKER!" I then raised both of my arms and flipped off the sky. Wait arms? As in plural? As in more than one? I looked at them strangely, there was my right arm as always and then there was my left arm, it looked strange, wrong. I shouldn't have a left arm I should only have one arm, what would I do with a left arm? Maybe I could thumb wrestle with two people at the same time?

"What are you doing here?' a voice asked angrily. I ignored the voice after all it wasn't important I had two arms now and I had to figure out how to deal with it.

"I guess I could always just cut if off," I mused aloud, "but then again that would probably be too painful and Chopper would scold me... oh right Chopper...I hope I see him again one day." My thoughts would have continued on in that vein alternating between cursing the gods, or atleast one of them, wondering what to do with an extra arm and getting depressed about my missing friends. Thankfully I was shaken from my thoughts when the man, a guard I think, who was trying to interrogate me was brutally murdered.

Oh right murder wasn't a good thing. The murderer was a man with long black hair, feminine features and red spinning eyes. "Oh fuck i'm in Naruto," I groaned out as I ducked under a slash from the man's weapon, a short katana like blade.

"I don't know who you are but i'm afraid you must die," the man said, his voice full of remorse.

I ignored what the man had said and looked around as I used Haki to dodge all of his blows, let's see angry men with black hair and red spinning eyes, lot's of dead bodies, building's in flames and a man with a weird orange mask killing the men with red eyes... Definitely the Uchiha Massacre! Now what should I do?... I guess I should stop it I mean it would be the right thing to do... however the Uchiha were massive pricks planning to take over the village via a coup...What to do what to do?

A small figure about to get it's head cut off made my decision for me. Using Soru I was standing on the other side of the courtyard blocking the kunai aimed for the little girl. "I don't care who you are," I growled out "I don't care who you claim to be but let me make one thing clear. YOU. DO. NOT. HARM. CHILDREN!" I shouted angrily then with a twist on my left leg I kicked Tobi, the orange masked man, away from the girl. I had made my decision.

Instead of moving forward to attack like I'm sure Tobi thought I would do I turned around, scooped the girl up in my arms and ran. I used both Shakushi and Soru to get away from the compound, the speed was too much for me to be able to see anything but I didn't need to see I just needed to get her away. Once we were a far enough distance away from the compound I stopped and looked around, we were in some woods good. "Look I need you to do me a favour okay?" I asked the girl not even waiting for her to react, "I need you to stay here and stay very, very quiet. Do not move from this spot unless you see me or it is dawn do you understand?" Again I didn't wait for the girl's response, time was too important. I gently placed her down and then rushed off towards the clan compound.

I had grabbed another child and placed him in a random area of the woods, and a third one, I was stopped when trying to rescue the fourth child. "Why do you interfere?" the first man I saw, Itachi, asked. "Why do you interfere in my plan?" he growled out.

I knew the plan, It was a simple one. Kill every Uchiha, except Sasuke, and Danzo the head of ROOT would let Sasuke live. Don't kill every Uchiha and Danzo would kill Sasuke. I didn't care much for the plan, or for Itachi or Danzo. I know Itachi did everything for his brother but let's face it he fucked up monumentally. I couldn't be bothered telling Itachi that or telling him I refused to let the children die, Tobi was still out there after all, so I did the next best thing. "Look a distraction," I yelled pointing behind Itachi. Before he could react I grabbed the child beside me and ran.

I like to believe that my cunning ruse worked perfectly, that I had him completely fooled and it took him several seconds before he realised that I was gone. He just managed to throw a random kunia, in a random direction and hit the child in my arms by pure chance. There is no way someone could be that cruel after all. I knew I was full of shit, I didn't distract him and my impatience had caused the poor boy in my arms to die. I gently lay the child on the ground and whispered a soft sorry before I moved.

"You shouldn't have done that," I growled as I punched Itachi with a haki infused fist. The force of my punch sent him flying back several metres, enough distance for me to charge forward with a Soru and then kick him, the kick left a long gash down his side.

I had lost it, because of me a child, an innocent child, had died. It was my fault, I understood that, I should have been more careful, more serious but I hadn't been and now look what had happened. It was my fault, I knew that, I accepted that but it doesn't mean I can't take my anger at myself out on Itachi.

Punch, kick, punch, kick. Over and over I pummelled him, not even bothering to draw my weapon, I wanted to make him suffer. Suffer Itachi did, I must have broken half his ribs, one arm, destroyed his right eye and made him scream over and over again. It was cruel and sadistic, I shouldn't have enjoyed it in fact I should have been repulsed by my actions but there was something about making the bastard pay that I couldn't help but like. It was because of these feelings that I'm not sure wether I was happy or sad that it was interrupted, on one hand it caused me to stop making him suffer, on another hand it caused me to stop making him suffer. Well I was not thinking any of this at the time as I was unconscious.

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I woke up to find myself tied to a chair, blind folded and the only thing I could hear was a leaky faucet somewhere. Now normally someone would be scared to find themselves in such a situation but I was not normal. I stretched out my senses using haki and found tht there were six people in the room, five were surrounding me and they felt...muted, ghostly almost intangible the other one was strong, powerful and with a great will. Before I was able to think of a plan of action one of the ghostly presences moved forward and yanked the blindfold off of my eyes.

I found myself face to face with an unassuming man, he had bandages over his face covering one eye, his right arm was also bandaged. The rest of him was not really important as I knew exactly who he was. I looked at the men, the ghostly presences, and realised just why I had trouble sensing them...they had almost no will of their own which makes sense Danzo wouldn't want his ROOT agents to question him.

"Who are you?" the bandaged man, Danzo, asked in a low growl.

Now I knew who Danzo was, I knew where I was and I realised that I was in a terrible situation but I had learnt one thing from my captain and crew, you do not co-operate with the ass holes. So I replied like this "some people call me the space cowboy, some people call me the gangster of love, some people call me...Well that's just rude," I pouted after my head stopped reeling from the blow.

"Answer me seriously," he growled out. Ah some people just made it too easy.

"Answer me seriously," I growled out in a poor imitation of his voice.

His eye narrowed dangerously "if you do not co-operate I will be forced to kill you."

I wanted to copy him but I did have to point out something. "No if I don't co-operate then you will be forced to torture me until I do, one I do co-operate you will kill me," I pointed out.

"A slow painful death or a quick one, which will you choose?" he asked.

I looked around warily before leaning forward in a conspirational manner. "I choose the option that let's me kick you in your balls Danzo," I stage whispered. The resulting blow to the head was worth it, it also helps that I used haki to defend against any of the damage.

"Slow painful death it is," Danzo declared turning away from me and walking out of the room.

I was unsure of what to do, I could try and escape but the ROOT agents were hard for me to predict with my haki, in a battle it would be useless. Sure I had other skills but that handicap might be enough for me to lose my life...decisions, decisions...While I was lost in thought the ROOT lent my chair back and proceeded to water board me. Guess I really shouldn't have to deal with this.

I used haki to reinforce my arms before breaking the ropes that bound me. I didn't waste any time after that, I rolled off of my chair onto the ground before I dashing forward to the door. Opening it was pointless as it would just waste time so I kicked it down before rushing through. I found myself in a long corridor full of unmarked doors, there were also a few ROOT agents. Before they could react I drew my gunblade...well I tried to I guess they were smart enough to disarm me. Guess I would do this the old fashioned way..."Tactical Retreat," I shouted out before running away with Soru, Shakushi was not suitable for enclosed spaces like this.

Once I was down a few corners and out of sight of the pursuing ROOT agents I grabbed a door at random, opened it and threw myself in closing it as I did. The room I found myself in was a small one, it had a simple cot and a wardrobe. "Please be to Narnia," I begged before throwing myself into the wardrobe and finding myself in a forest...Sadly there was no forest but I know for a fact that they'd never find me here, everyone checks under the bed not the wardrobe.

Surprisingly enough my master plan worked, no one found me in that wardrobe at all. I hid and hid and hid...then I got bored. "Fucking hell this is boring," I whined before exiting the wardrobe, I would rather take my chances with the ROOT agents. When I reached the door of the room I closed my eyes and concentrated, using my haki I felt out for the enemy...I felt a few ROOT agents, I felt Danzo and I felt several other people, one of them was insanely strong. I had a choice to make, go over and inspect what was going on or try and use the chance to escape. My senses told me that there were several people all over the compound standing still, they were also not ROOT agents. They were probably guarding the exits out. I decided to make my way out, going towards the nearest, hopeful, guard. When I saw him I paused, he was wearing an ANBU mask shaped like a cat, he had a sword, purple hair and was actually a she. Hmmm now what should I do? Should I attack or just make my way past? I guess I shouldn't attack, the ANBU are supposed to be the good guys after all.

I charged forward with a soru only to find myself being knocked away with the flat of her blade, she was not Zoro's equal, not by a long shot, but she was better than I was with a sword that's for sure. "Look lady, I don't know who you are but I just want to get past. Don't make me hurt you," I tried to reason with her.

She aimed the point of her blade at me "the Hokage has ordered that no one is too leave without his permission," she said tonelessly.

I gave a fake grin and widened my arm, arms still can't get used to that, in a way that was meant to be welcoming "well good thing my name's no one then isn't it?" I asked. "Now if you'll just let me past I can go on my way."

She didn't move an inch, her sword was still pointed at me.

I sighed "I'm sorry Neko-chan but I have to get past," I told her before dashing forward. My senses informed me that she was going for an overhead slash, easily, almost casually, I dodged to the right only to feel an excruciating pain and to once more pass out.

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I woke up a third time that day in unfamiliar surroundings. I was lying on a clean white bed, the room I was in was also white, there was an IV in my right arm...I would like to say I was in Disney Land but sadly that would be lying I was in a hospital room. Oh right there was also an ANBU guard, Neko-chan, in the room as well. I instantly missed Chopper.

"You haven't seen a blue nosed reindeer anywhere have you?" I asked Neko-chan hopefully.

She stared at me coolly, well I assume she did the mask made it kind of hard to tell. "No I have not," was all she said. I didn't expect her to have seen him but a uy could always dream couldn't he?

"How about my clothes and my weapon?" I asked her when I realised I was feeling a tad...breezy. "I really have to go and do this thing, I'll call you sometime" I tried giving my most charming smile.

Apparently my most charming smile was not charming enough as she didn't even bother to respond. Guess i'd have to change tactics, "you know if you wanted to get me naked you just had to ask," I teased "you didn't have to put me in the hospital...why am I in here anyway?" I asked in confusion.

"You had your arm cut off," she informed me with a hint of...was that regret? Wait arm cut off? I looked down in confusion I still had my right arm what was she talking abo...Oh yeah that's right I had a left arm again... Dang! it didn't even last a day that's kind of sad. "Well at least I don't have to figure out what to do with it now," I muttered to myself. I know Neko-chan heard me but protocol demanded that she not talk unless necessary so she couldn't ask what I meant by that.

"So how long have I been in here for?" I eventually asked.

"Eight days," was her response.

Well that explains why my arm doesn't hurt but seriously eight days? Chopper would have had me up and fighting within a day at the most, the doctors here must be crap. "Well I've been here long enough I'm gonna go find my clothes," I announced moving to get out of the bed.

"Hokage's orders state you are to remain here until he has a talk with you," she said impassively.

I glared at her, the 'by any means necessary' part of her speech remained unsaid but it was obviously there. I seriously thought about fighting her but then realised I was in a hospital gown and could lose something much more important than an arm..."Do you at least have something to do till the old man shows up?" I asked.

Two hours forty five minutes later the hokage walked in interrupting our card game. It was an interesting game to say the least. First of all we played for fun, then it was who ever lost had to do something stupid until gradually the stakes were raised and I now had a pair of her panties, light green, in my hands. I didn't have as much interest in panties as some of my friends did but it amused me to have won them off of her in a card game, bet she was bright red under that mask.

"So is this the part where you torture me or give me back my clothes old man?" I asked rudely. Sure I knew who he was, he was Sarutobi Hiruzen third Hokage, kindly old man and grandfather figur to Naruto, he was also a genius and not to be underestimated. Still I was not in a happy mood.

"Show the hokage respect," Neko-chan growled out.

"I was in the village for less than a day and I encountered a clan massacre before being kidnapped and waterboarded by people with no will of their own under the control of his personal friend," I pointed out coldly "the fact I haven't snapped his neck is me showing him respect."

"Is that a threat?" Hiruzen asked mildly "you know I could have you executed for that."

"You could have my execution ordered," I countered "but wether or not it gets carried out is a different story."

"You think you could get out of my village, out of Hi no Kuni with one arm, a mild case of muscle atrophy and while only in a hospital gown?" he asked in mild amusement.

"No one can keep up with me when I go all out old man," I reply. "But that's beside the point what do you want from me?"

His calm facade was gone and instantly he was a man so serious it was like he never had felt amusement in his life. "I have several reports about you which is unique considering you spent less than twelve hours in my village conscious," he said. "One report says that you risked your life to save a few of the Uchiha children, I even have thank you letters from the three you saved. Another report tells me that you are a threat to Konohagakure and as such should be executed on the spot. A third report tells me that you possess no chakra at all which is supposed to be an impossibility. Finally a fourth report, one written by Cat over here states that you possess a speed and combat experience far faster than most jounin are capable off. It is only her experience as an ANBU and your unwillingness to attack her that caused the fight to end in her favour. Four reports that all contradict another. Why would you save children but be a threat to the village? How can you possess no chakra yet be faster than is possible without using chakra? I wish to understand just who you are and if you are indeed a threat to my village," he finished.

The news that I didn't have chakra was a surprise to me until I remembered that in the manga the characters had chakra pathways and coils in their bodies. The fact that I came from a world without chakra means that my body wouldn't have those pathways or coils. "I do not possess chakra but my techniques are actually possible for anyone to use without chakra you ninja just rely on it too much," I told Hiruzen. "I did save a few children but I can be a threat to your village if I so desire. You are lucky that it I do not have any desire to massacre your village"

"Oh you think you can destroy my village?" Hiruzen asked coldly. I absently noticed Neko-chan grab the hilt of her sword.

"Not everyone in it but enough to make a difference," I replied seriously before giving a light smile "however besides the terrible hospitality I have no ill will against your village. I am also not the type to kill or attack people without a good reason."

This seemed to ease a bit of the old man's tension "and just what are you doing here in Konohagakure in the first place?" he asked.

I grinned, I always loved people's reactions as I told them this. "Well you see I was transported here from another dimension..."

I paused waiting to see their reactions...there was none. "Stranger thing's have happened," was all that Hiruzen said. "Until you find a way home would you like to be a ninja of the leaf?"

I stared at the man in confusion, first he interrogated me now he offer's me a job all because I said I was from another dimension? I gave a noticeable sniff trying to check if there was something funky in his pipe but no it just smelt like tobacco. After deciding that he was not in fact high as a kite I shrugged my shoulders, why not I'd have to earn money somehow while I was here. "Sure," I told him "I'm Fairys by the way."

And that was how I met your mother...er became a ninja of Konohagakure.