My girl 3...2: The search for mommy!

by weirDAR!!!!

(Author's note: here's more random shit! [Shit not meaning stuff.......])

Where we last left off...

weird stuff!!!

Now:

(Vada, scared, runs downstairs to Jamie Lee Curtis, who is being chased by Michael Myers.)

Vada: Laurie...I mean Mom...I need to go on a search for my real mother.

Curtis: (Her and Michael stop running.) Look, Vada, honey...I don't think we can afford that right now.

Vada: But mom...

Michael: Listen to your mother, Vada!

(Next scene: we cut to Vada on an airplane, sitting next to Willam Shatner.)

Willam: (Looking outside the window, he freaks and turns to Vada) THERE'S...someone...on...the wing...some...THING!

Vada: (Not looking up from the 'playboy' she's 'reading') That's nice.

Willam: It's going to--

Vada: (Inturrupting) I DON'T CARE!

(Willam goes to sleep.)

(The plane lands and everyone, but Willam leaves. Willam wakes up, and sees no one is there.)

Willam: Now I'm in that Stephen King story!!!!!!!

(Cut to: Vada meets a guy, holding up a sign that says "Vada".)

Vada: Are you my limo driver.

Guy: Uh...yeah, limo.

(Vada goes with the man, ends up getting rapped, pregnant, and goes home unfullfilled.)

Curtis: Did you find your mother?

Vada: No, but I did get pregnant. You know why I don't think this film worked out like the original?

Curtis: Why's that?

Vada: No pretty boys.

Curtis: What about that nice little guy you met and kissed at the end of the second film?

Vada: I said PRETTY...not nasty.

(Dan, dressed up in a flight suit, with a proton pack, runs down stairs. He looks shocked when he sees Vada)

Dan: Hi...Vada. How was your trip?

Vada: I'm pregnant!

Dan: Oh, dear God, no!

(Dan puts the proton pack's gun in his mouth and shoots his head off.)

END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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