My girl 3...2: The search for mommy!
by weirDAR!!!!
(Author's note: here's more random shit! [Shit not meaning stuff.......])
Where we last left off...
weird stuff!!!
Now:
(Vada, scared, runs downstairs to Jamie Lee Curtis, who is being chased by Michael Myers.)
Vada: Laurie...I mean Mom...I need to go on a search for my real mother.
Curtis: (Her and Michael stop running.) Look, Vada, honey...I don't think we can afford that right now.
Vada: But mom...
Michael: Listen to your mother, Vada!
(Next scene: we cut to Vada on an airplane, sitting next to Willam Shatner.)
Willam: (Looking outside the window, he freaks and turns to Vada) THERE'S...someone...on...the wing...some...THING!
Vada: (Not looking up from the 'playboy' she's 'reading') That's nice.
Willam: It's going to--
Vada: (Inturrupting) I DON'T CARE!
(Willam goes to sleep.)
(The plane lands and everyone, but Willam leaves. Willam wakes up, and sees no one is there.)
Willam: Now I'm in that Stephen King story!!!!!!!
(Cut to: Vada meets a guy, holding up a sign that says "Vada".)
Vada: Are you my limo driver.
Guy: Uh...yeah, limo.
(Vada goes with the man, ends up getting rapped, pregnant, and goes home unfullfilled.)
Curtis: Did you find your mother?
Vada: No, but I did get pregnant. You know why I don't think this film worked out like the original?
Curtis: Why's that?
Vada: No pretty boys.
Curtis: What about that nice little guy you met and kissed at the end of the second film?
Vada: I said PRETTY...not nasty.
(Dan, dressed up in a flight suit, with a proton pack, runs down stairs. He looks shocked when he sees Vada)
Dan: Hi...Vada. How was your trip?
Vada: I'm pregnant!
Dan: Oh, dear God, no!
(Dan puts the proton pack's gun in his mouth and shoots his head off.)
END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by weirDAR!!!!
(Author's note: here's more random shit! [Shit not meaning stuff.......])
Where we last left off...
weird stuff!!!
Now:
(Vada, scared, runs downstairs to Jamie Lee Curtis, who is being chased by Michael Myers.)
Vada: Laurie...I mean Mom...I need to go on a search for my real mother.
Curtis: (Her and Michael stop running.) Look, Vada, honey...I don't think we can afford that right now.
Vada: But mom...
Michael: Listen to your mother, Vada!
(Next scene: we cut to Vada on an airplane, sitting next to Willam Shatner.)
Willam: (Looking outside the window, he freaks and turns to Vada) THERE'S...someone...on...the wing...some...THING!
Vada: (Not looking up from the 'playboy' she's 'reading') That's nice.
Willam: It's going to--
Vada: (Inturrupting) I DON'T CARE!
(Willam goes to sleep.)
(The plane lands and everyone, but Willam leaves. Willam wakes up, and sees no one is there.)
Willam: Now I'm in that Stephen King story!!!!!!!
(Cut to: Vada meets a guy, holding up a sign that says "Vada".)
Vada: Are you my limo driver.
Guy: Uh...yeah, limo.
(Vada goes with the man, ends up getting rapped, pregnant, and goes home unfullfilled.)
Curtis: Did you find your mother?
Vada: No, but I did get pregnant. You know why I don't think this film worked out like the original?
Curtis: Why's that?
Vada: No pretty boys.
Curtis: What about that nice little guy you met and kissed at the end of the second film?
Vada: I said PRETTY...not nasty.
(Dan, dressed up in a flight suit, with a proton pack, runs down stairs. He looks shocked when he sees Vada)
Dan: Hi...Vada. How was your trip?
Vada: I'm pregnant!
Dan: Oh, dear God, no!
(Dan puts the proton pack's gun in his mouth and shoots his head off.)
END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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