"Crazy Christmas Letters!"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with the Total Drama series or any of its characters. Total Drama and it's characters are owned by FreshTV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. Anyway, what would happen if our favorite characters sent very odd letters to Santa Claus? Well, you get this awesome collection. Enjoy!

Chapter 1: Lindsay

Dear Sally (at least I think that's what your name is),

My name is Linda and I'm somewhere around 12. I think thats what 'David' told me as I was writing this. Anyway, I know I'm a good girl who always does the right thing in order to get presents, but sometimes I care about everyone that needs much more giving. I care about the puppies that are hurting right now, especially when 'Devin' tries to strap one to a rocket. He wanted to see if a dog would fly, which is just inhumane! Luckily, Courtney managed to stop him just in time. I think she told him that if he ever did something heartless and stupid such as strap a chihuahua to a rocket, she would shove that firework in his butt and send him flying. I think she really meant it too.

So just in case, can you send 'Davis' some medical tape? I don't want to see any blood that's coming from his butt. Which is weird because mostly, girls like me bleed from the butt. I guess it's all because I forgot to use my tampons. BTW, can you also give my sister Paula some tampons as well? Apparently, 'Daniel' stole them and put them in 'Chad's Subway Sandwich. Our host got diarrhea for a week and we had to hold off on the TV tapings for quite some time. For me, I don't care what I want. Only the people that I love is the real gift.

Sincerely,

Laura (I think that's my name. I'll need to ask my mom and dad.)

P.S.: Are you Tyler?

Just to let you know, 'David', 'Devin', 'Davis', and 'Daniel' is actually Duncan and 'Chad' is actually Chris. And to let you know, 'Linda' and 'Laura' is actually Lindsay, who was writing this letter.

Anyway, you get to choose who goes next! But you'll have three choices: Alejandro, Noah or Izzy?

Review or PM me for your choices. And don't forget some feedback as well! :D