In order to make what I'm about to tell you make sense, I'm going to have to explain something. It's fairly simple, I suppose.

Basically, we're all born with a tattoo. The tattoo is more often than not a sentence, however there have been cases where the tattoo was just one word, or even just a small picture. It's usually rather cute. A friend- well, no, an "acquaintance" of mine, if you will, is often talking about the little tomato on the left of his back. We learnt the word acquaintance yesterday. I quite like it.

Admittedly, there's a few bugs in the system. Some have an innocent 'can I borrow a pencil?' whilst others have very naughty words which my teacher wasn't pleased about. So, compared to them, I'm kind of lucky, I guess.

That being said, I'm not entirely sure if I am all that lucky. I mean, I've lived all my life in fear of someone else. No, not in the "oh, please don't kill me" fear, but the "I hope to God that man will be okay" kind of fear. Why? Well, I'm glad you asked.

My tattoo is a simple sentence, etched upon left forearm: 'Dude, I can't believe Snape killed Dumbledore!'

Who is this "Dumbledore"? Who is this "Snape"? Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Why did my soul mate and I witness this? Did we witness it? Just what exactly happened? I am very concerned. I've always been concerned, from the very moment I understood what the tattoo meant.

I'm eleven years old, if you haven't already guessed. And don't think I'm just a dumb kid, and that it's because I'm a kid I don't know anything about my soul mate! Nobody has any idea as to when they will meet their soul mate, they only know what will be said. It's a good way to make you listen to strangers, I suppose, even those annoying buggers who try and pass you flyers in the street. Of course, you can stop listening after the first word, but that really depends on how polite of a person you are. I don't believe my soul mate is that polite of a person, especially since they're going to refer to me as "dude" on our first encounter, and when talking about someone who'd just died!

I wonder what I'll say to them? I mean, I would assume that they says their piece first. Ah, well, perhaps I should try finding this Dumbledore fellow first - I mean, I'd rather steer clear of Snape. It's an interesting name, Dumbledore, I must admit. He sounds like the kind of man who would spend his day in a bookstore.

Ah, that reminds me! I need to visit Waterstones soon. Or anywhere that sells books. I hear that a book called "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" has just come out, and I've been meaning to find something new to read. I do hope it's good.

AN: Short introduction chapter~ Will I continue it? It's unlikely, but I'll try. Please review!~