Disclaimer: Don't own 'em. T'bod for me. **frowns**



Rating: Pg-13-ish for the language



Notes: ANOTHER bloody parody. I did this one before 'The Real Ron Weasley'. I hope you like!! ((It came out a bit more. anal than I thought it was gonna be, but please don't take offence. I really like Harry/Draco as a couple and I don't mean to offend any one. This is just something I posted on my opendiary and I decided to share w/ all you sexy people. Now. on w/ it!))

P.S. - PANTS!!

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((In tune to 'Sk8ter Boy' by Avril Lavigne))

Draco's a boy

Harry is too

Can I make it anymore obvious?

Both buying robes

on the same day

What more can I say

Draco hates him

and he'll never tell

that secretly wants his anus as well

Hogwarts express

to the great hall

now the sorting hat must sort them all

Harry's in Gryffindor

He is the golden whore

everybody wants a piece

Draco's in Slytherin

But Harry wants to get in

They both need a meeting plaaaaaaaaaaace

Five years from now

they all survive

Stones, Chambers, Prisoners, Goblets of Fire.

Walking the halls,

Guess who Drake sees

The Potter boy, begging him on his knees.

Malfoy gives in.

Potter is pleased

now they can kiss, hump, bite, squeeze and tease

Licking his lips

Draco stands proud, looking down at the boy he could

never turn doooooooooown.

Draco's in Slytherin

the Gryffindor welcomed him

Wood, keep an eye on your Seeker.

They're both on the Quidditch team

making each other scream

What happens when they fly down back to earth?

Draco's in Slytherin

Harry gets his end in

Wood, keep an eye on your Seeker.

They're both on the Quidditch team

making each other scream

Makin' out on the Quidditch Pitch.

Sorry girls but you missed out

Well tough luck, they're both gay now

They are way more than good friends

This is how the story ends

T'bod, poor ol' Sirius

Heart attack for Lucius

Harry/Draco slash gayness

In their tight, hot, toned anus.

Draco's a boy

Harry is too

Can I make it anymore obvious?

They are in love, haven't you heard?

How they shocked the Wizerding world.

Harry's a Gryffindor

He now is Draco's whore

Only Malfoy can get action

From Slytherin Common Room

To ridding 'round on their brooms

Then its back to the dungeon

Harry's the Golden Boy

Draco? Sexy Malfoy

They want to both stop Voldemort

Ooh they can't say that name

it's 'He-who-must-not-be-named'

Hogwarts is the House of Mirth.

Harry in Draco's ass

Pumpin' hardcore and fast

They need not think of such dark things

Gladness and gaiety

Especially when on their knees

They're pretty faces see what their worth.

Gayness in their anus

Then you can use your fist

I think you all will like this song.

Its got creativity

don't get anxiety

This song should not be taken seriously...