Disclaimer: Don't own 'em. T'bod for me. **frowns**
Rating: Pg-13-ish for the language
Notes: ANOTHER bloody parody. I did this one before 'The Real Ron Weasley'. I hope you like!! ((It came out a bit more. anal than I thought it was gonna be, but please don't take offence. I really like Harry/Draco as a couple and I don't mean to offend any one. This is just something I posted on my opendiary and I decided to share w/ all you sexy people. Now. on w/ it!))
P.S. - PANTS!!
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((In tune to 'Sk8ter Boy' by Avril Lavigne))
Draco's a boy
Harry is too
Can I make it anymore obvious?
Both buying robes
on the same day
What more can I say
Draco hates him
and he'll never tell
that secretly wants his anus as well
Hogwarts express
to the great hall
now the sorting hat must sort them all
Harry's in Gryffindor
He is the golden whore
everybody wants a piece
Draco's in Slytherin
But Harry wants to get in
They both need a meeting plaaaaaaaaaaace
Five years from now
they all survive
Stones, Chambers, Prisoners, Goblets of Fire.
Walking the halls,
Guess who Drake sees
The Potter boy, begging him on his knees.
Malfoy gives in.
Potter is pleased
now they can kiss, hump, bite, squeeze and tease
Licking his lips
Draco stands proud, looking down at the boy he could
never turn doooooooooown.
Draco's in Slytherin
the Gryffindor welcomed him
Wood, keep an eye on your Seeker.
They're both on the Quidditch team
making each other scream
What happens when they fly down back to earth?
Draco's in Slytherin
Harry gets his end in
Wood, keep an eye on your Seeker.
They're both on the Quidditch team
making each other scream
Makin' out on the Quidditch Pitch.
Sorry girls but you missed out
Well tough luck, they're both gay now
They are way more than good friends
This is how the story ends
T'bod, poor ol' Sirius
Heart attack for Lucius
Harry/Draco slash gayness
In their tight, hot, toned anus.
Draco's a boy
Harry is too
Can I make it anymore obvious?
They are in love, haven't you heard?
How they shocked the Wizerding world.
Harry's a Gryffindor
He now is Draco's whore
Only Malfoy can get action
From Slytherin Common Room
To ridding 'round on their brooms
Then its back to the dungeon
Harry's the Golden Boy
Draco? Sexy Malfoy
They want to both stop Voldemort
Ooh they can't say that name
it's 'He-who-must-not-be-named'
Hogwarts is the House of Mirth.
Harry in Draco's ass
Pumpin' hardcore and fast
They need not think of such dark things
Gladness and gaiety
Especially when on their knees
They're pretty faces see what their worth.
Gayness in their anus
Then you can use your fist
I think you all will like this song.
Its got creativity
don't get anxiety
This song should not be taken seriously...
Rating: Pg-13-ish for the language
Notes: ANOTHER bloody parody. I did this one before 'The Real Ron Weasley'. I hope you like!! ((It came out a bit more. anal than I thought it was gonna be, but please don't take offence. I really like Harry/Draco as a couple and I don't mean to offend any one. This is just something I posted on my opendiary and I decided to share w/ all you sexy people. Now. on w/ it!))
P.S. - PANTS!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
((In tune to 'Sk8ter Boy' by Avril Lavigne))
Draco's a boy
Harry is too
Can I make it anymore obvious?
Both buying robes
on the same day
What more can I say
Draco hates him
and he'll never tell
that secretly wants his anus as well
Hogwarts express
to the great hall
now the sorting hat must sort them all
Harry's in Gryffindor
He is the golden whore
everybody wants a piece
Draco's in Slytherin
But Harry wants to get in
They both need a meeting plaaaaaaaaaaace
Five years from now
they all survive
Stones, Chambers, Prisoners, Goblets of Fire.
Walking the halls,
Guess who Drake sees
The Potter boy, begging him on his knees.
Malfoy gives in.
Potter is pleased
now they can kiss, hump, bite, squeeze and tease
Licking his lips
Draco stands proud, looking down at the boy he could
never turn doooooooooown.
Draco's in Slytherin
the Gryffindor welcomed him
Wood, keep an eye on your Seeker.
They're both on the Quidditch team
making each other scream
What happens when they fly down back to earth?
Draco's in Slytherin
Harry gets his end in
Wood, keep an eye on your Seeker.
They're both on the Quidditch team
making each other scream
Makin' out on the Quidditch Pitch.
Sorry girls but you missed out
Well tough luck, they're both gay now
They are way more than good friends
This is how the story ends
T'bod, poor ol' Sirius
Heart attack for Lucius
Harry/Draco slash gayness
In their tight, hot, toned anus.
Draco's a boy
Harry is too
Can I make it anymore obvious?
They are in love, haven't you heard?
How they shocked the Wizerding world.
Harry's a Gryffindor
He now is Draco's whore
Only Malfoy can get action
From Slytherin Common Room
To ridding 'round on their brooms
Then its back to the dungeon
Harry's the Golden Boy
Draco? Sexy Malfoy
They want to both stop Voldemort
Ooh they can't say that name
it's 'He-who-must-not-be-named'
Hogwarts is the House of Mirth.
Harry in Draco's ass
Pumpin' hardcore and fast
They need not think of such dark things
Gladness and gaiety
Especially when on their knees
They're pretty faces see what their worth.
Gayness in their anus
Then you can use your fist
I think you all will like this song.
Its got creativity
don't get anxiety
This song should not be taken seriously...