A day at Seaworld

This story takes place from my point of view (shintaro)

It was a dark stormy day, there wasn't a cloud in sight, the sun was shining…

"lets go to seaworld" said someone.

So we did. We all got in the car. All something of us.

"im on the ceiling of the car" said Azami's son Kano.

"oh alright that's nice" replied Azami with a motherly voice. We all were sitting down in the car when we started driving. Azami got in at the last second with time to spare. The car made that sound a car makes when it turns on. "hot damn" said the car. We started driving when Hibi said that he wanted some food so we drove to a McDonald's. That's when it started… it was all Hibi's fault like the god damn meme he is. Smfh hibi. As punishment we strapped hibi to the hood of the car so we can use his eye powers to be a cheap GPS… it was a terrible idea. We got to McDonalds and Hibi ordered chicken nuggets. And Kano wanted fries so we got that too.

"IM GONNA STICK MY DICK IN THE CHICKEN NUGGETS" I said

I did it with grace and it was magical. Then I saw it, the soda machine! I WANTED TO MAKE SODA BABIES.

"IM GONNA STICK MY DICK IN THE SODA MACHINE" I said to everyone

They all disagreed and tried to stop me but I did it anyways… I made a huge mistake. MY DICK WAS CAUGHT IN THE THING WHERE THE SODA COMES OUT OF THE FOUNTIAN. I COULDN'T GET IT OUT I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE. EVERYOEN THOUGHT ABOUT LEAVING ME AND I FREAKED OUT!

"GET My SCISSORS AND CUT OF MY PENIS"

"ok" they said.

They clipped my penis right off and I was free. We then got kicked out by the mean guy who owned the place… at least we didn't have to pay. We got back on the road when seto was like "im done with you r shit im out' and he left us for dead, walking to seaworld. Meanwhile on the road I said to ayano "you wanna fuck in the back of the car" she said ok so we did and everyone hated it I think.

When we got there we saw seto already there before us. He probably used his jumping powers since he is a frog. Anyways we got to seaworld and we killed some of the employees so we wouldn't get caught sneaking in. how smart was I to think of that glorious plan, im so cool. When we got in Azami said she was gonna go steal a sting ray and she did and put it in her pants and was walking with a sting ray in her pants like afucking pro. I was looking at the animals and thought I should fuck the polar bears and I did, now I cant wait to tell the story to my daughter who hasn't talked in forever after I gave her that dank kush. I got arrested and kicked out but I think I got back in because ayano fucked an Adam Tarus body pillow that was actually me while Harook ate so much in the chocolate shop. Anyways we ran into tsuribari and they saoid that they would blow up seaworild. Azami told ervberuone I guess and we didn't listen because shes short. Tsuribari blew it up. ASHES AND FLAMES WERE EVERYWHERE ANIMALS WERE ON FIRE AND PEOPLE WERE DYING THERE WERE TOSN OF SCREAMS OF FLAMI GPAIN AND GREIF AND IT WAS FUN KUROHA AND KAGEROU WERE WATCHING EVERYONE DIE AND IT WAS NICE. I was arrested for blowing it up and thewy left me and it was a fun family friendly trip.

EL ENDO