Ratchet: Kristie, why do I hear a cowbell?

Kris: I got a fever!

Kris: And the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!

Ratchet: Well I need to work so can you tone it down please?

Ratchet: Wow, I didn't think you could be so quite.

Kris: Aaron hit me ;(

...

Optimus Prime: I'm pretty sure that wasn't water Kris was drinking last night.

Arcee: How could you tell?

Optimus Prime: She congratulated a potato for having a part in a movie.

Arcee: Oh. I think Folwer forgot something here that night.

...

(ex)boyfriend: I still love you...

Zoe: *beep* *beep* *beep*

(ex)boyfriend: ?

Zoe: My bullshit detector is going off again ;)

(ex)boyfriend: -.-"

...

Jack: Hey bro.

Aaron: I'm grounded. Can't talk now.

Jack: Why? What happened?

Aaron: Mom/Arcee and I had a fight. She said, "YOU SON OF A BITCH!" then I said, "YEAH I AM A SON OF A BITCH!"

Jack: *facepalm*

...

Miko: Dude! I just saw a gay guy walk in front of my house!

Jack: That was me!

Miko: ...

...

Bumblebee: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Kris: A unicorn :D

Bumblebee: ...Why?

Kris: So I can stab people with my head :D

Bumblebee: D: DX

...

Vince: Wanna smd ;)

Kris: Sorry small objects are a chocking hazard.

Vince: ...

...

Miko: This is so bad.

Raf: Why? What happened?

Miko: My fish is drowning ;(

Raf: Nooo omg

Raf: oh wait

Raf: fuck you lol

A/N: Sorry it's short ;(