So, this idea came to me a few days ago and I wanted to give it a try. I don't know if this have been done already, so just be nice :3

This is a conversation on the phone with Emma and Hook after she presumably purchased a cell phone for him and when she realizes that maybe it was not such a good idea that the Pirate learn the modern use of this technology. Viewed from the side of Emma.

Maybe I'll write a second part of this supposed to be one-shot, but I'm not sure. If you want it, I'll write it just for you guys xD So, let me know! xD

RE-EDITED by my beta readers: "Justyouraveragewitch" and "thetimeladyswan"

Disclaimer: This was just for fun. I don't own OUAT, or the characters.

Pressing the Emma Button

"For God's sake, Killian! Stop calling me!" Emma says angrily as she walks into the police station, holding some papers in her hand.

"Why? Because I'm supposed to be working and not talking to you on the phone," she points out sarcastically.

"No! Don't even think about coming! Don't you understand that I have a lot of work to do here? Jeez!" Emma exclaims, tired and upset as she tosses the papers on her desk.

"... If you come, you're only going to distract me even more," she declares, annoyed.

"Not that way, wise guy!" Emma replies, exasperated.

"You're getting on my nerves, Killian! Stop pressing 'the Emma button', or I'll come to wherever you are and punch you in the face!" she states angrily.

"Is that supposed to get me there faster? I'm not coming to you! It was just a ... uh, never mind," she says, annoyed, as she rolls her eyes and starts pacing again.

"This is not funny! Stop laughing, you idiot!" says Emma, irritated.

"What makes you think I want to hear your 'melodious' voice?" she asks, sarcastically.

"... I cannot turn off the phone because I am the sheriff and someone might need help! And, I have a son and a family who might worry if I turn it off, you crazy pirate!" she explains, pissed off.

"I regret introducing you to the 21st century and giving you that cell phone. I should have followed my gut and given it to Henry," she says, annoyed.

"Listen, Killian, I will say this again slowly and for the last time: Stop. Calling. Me!" she says, pissed off, and hangs up, dropping the phone on the desk.

Emma is heading to a file cabinet when the phone rings again. Emma walks to her desk and grabs the phone.

"Stop calling, you stalker!" she yells at the phone angrily.

"Oh, sorry, Mom. I thought it was ... never mind. What's up?" she says as she reassures her mother and puts a hand on her hip.

"Yeah, Killian. My phone has rung all day as if the world was ending," she explains as she rolls her eyes.

"Mom? Are you defending him?" she asks.

"Well, I don't care if he likes me a lot!" she says, upset, as she walks around the station.

She's walking to the file cabinet and opening it to put some files in there. "… He has to understand that he can't call me every three minutes!" she exclaims, frustrated.

Emma rolls her eyes. "Yeah, Mom. I know it was my idea to give him a phone. I don't need you to remind me. I'm pretty aware of that mistake," she says sarcastically and feeling stupid.

The phone beeps.

"Oh, I got another call. Hang on, Mom," she says and leans her head a bit to the side to press a button.

"Sheriff Swan at your service," she offers.

Emma rolls her eyes in annoyance. "Stop calling me, Killian Jones!"

She walks to her desk as she tries to calm down. "Listen. I'm tired, I have a lot of work to do, I've got a teenage son waiting for me at home, a younger brother crying as if he's getting paid for it, and my mother's on the other line. I have no time for a boyfriend bugging me by the phone, got it?"

"... What? What did I say?" she asks, innocently.

"... Did I call you my boyfriend?" she asks again.

"Really? Of everything I said you just paid attention to that?" she asks, sarcastically.

Emma grows ashamed and lowers her gaze as she plays shyly with a pen on her desk. "Oh ... yeah, well ... we've kissed and we're dating ... it's not like you asked me anything, but I just assumed ..."

She doesn't hear anything, except the beep of the phone being hung up.

"Killian? Are you still there?" she asks with a puzzled look.

Emma hangs up the phone. Before she talks to her mom again, she smiles shyly and chuckles a little, realizing that Killian heard all he needed in a day from his Swan. Yep, she's gotten rid of him … finally.

So, what do you think? Let me know in the box below! That would be awesome! xD

Oh, and let me know if you want to read a second part!