Cell is standing on the centre of his ring when a limo arrive. Coming out of that limo, is a tall man of a rather muscular and hirsute physique. His black curly Afro, mustache, and well trimmed sideburns are among his most recognizable traits, as well as his cleft chin. The man typically is seen in his martial arts uniform or in fitted suits, but has been known to wear more luxurious clothing when resting or making public appearances. His gi is often accented with white cape depending on which gi he dons, and his notably hairy chest and arms are usually displayed openly.
"Cell, my name is Hercule Satan and you are going down!" Mr Satan said.
Nearby is Jimmy Firecracker and his crew.
"And there you have it everyone. Mr Satan is about to show evil Cell why he's the champion!" Jimmy said.
"I know all you tricks." Mr Satan said with a mocking smile.
Cell says nothing as he sense someone coming. Just then, Vegeta arrive, glaring at Cell. Mr Satan along with the report crew was shock.
"How did he fly here?" Jimmy asked.
"It... It's a trick." Mr Satan said.
Just then, Android 16 arrive from the air as well. Then Z Fighters arrive as well.
"Well, since everyone is here. Let the games begin! So, how will go first?" Cell asked.
Mr Satan step follow, "You're looking at him."
But before he could remove his cape, a copter arrive. Jumping from the copter, are two men and one lady.
Man number one is thin and long blonde hair named Caroni.
Man number two is a huge chubby named Pirozhki.
And the lady is their manager named Miss Piiza.
"Please, allow us to handle him." Caroni said.
"That guy is weak compare with you." Pirozhki said.
Mr Satan went in deep thought, "You have a point. It will be a shame for me to fight a weak fool like Cell. Be my guest."
Hinata watches all this from other side before she made her way with Naruto follow his girlfriend.
"You know, they won't listen." Naruto said.
"I have to try." Hinata said.
As Caroni about to step on the ring, Hinata got in the way, "Please don't go. You have no chance against Cell. He's way out of your league."
Mr Satan walk to Hinata and hardly patting her on her head, "Silly little girl. Why don't you go home and play your dolls and leaves this big bad monster to the big boys."
Naruto is not happy for what Mr Satan just said to his girlfriend/wife so, he appear in front of Mr Satan and finger flicks Hercule into a nearby or hopefully, far away mountain. Reports crew and tag partners was shock at this.
Caroni and Pirozhki then glare at Naruto as Caroni says, "Let's teach that weakling a lesson."
Hinata suddenly, appear in front of those two and twin gut shots them, knocking them out. The Report crew are very surprise and shock.
"I'm not sure what happen everyone, but it would seems that the champion and his former students has just knock over by two teenagers." Jimmy said as the cameraman point the camera at Naruto and Hinata.
(Meanwhile)
The Rich Man from Ginger Town, was in apartment, watching TV when he see.
"It the hero pair whose saved my life! Go get him, heroes!" Rich Man said.
(Meanwhile)
Mr Satan somehow, manage to return.
"That boy has somehow knockout drugs on me. And the same for his girlfriend. Everyone can s-" Mr Satan sudden lost the sounds. Mr Satan patting his neck before got his face red in anger and starting to waves his arms while try to cursing!
Earth Beast: Goodness me! I seem to 'accidentally' turn on the mute.
mellra: Can you go ahead and 'accidentally' leave it on?
Anyway, back to the story...
"Those two shows quite promises. Now, who's first? Will it be you, Goku?" Cell asked, really wants to battle Goku.
Goku step on the ring, "Let's do this!"
(Just to let you know, the battle between Cell and Goku is the same as the canon so, we'll skip it to the moment you readers have been waiting for)
Beaten Goku land near his son, "Son, I know you can do this."
Gohan stare at Cell. But before he could do anything...
"Gohan, hang on!"
Everyone turn to Naruto.
"Let me battle Cell." Naruto said.
Everyone was shock.
"Are you sure? I think that Gohan-" "I'm sure Goku. I know I can handle him."
Goku stare at his friend before he smile big, "OK. Good luck."
Hinata then kiss Naruto on the cheek, "Be careful."
"Don't worry. It be over soon." Naruto said with a smile before he float down to battle Cell.
"So, you'll my next opponent? You won't last a minute against me." Cell said.
"We'll see about that." Naruto said.
Then suddenly, a punch land hard on Cell's face, sending him flying but he stop in midair and stare at Naruto.
"So, you're faster than before. Not bad." Cell said.
"Wow! I don't know how, but this kid manage to punch evil Cell so fast like he just took one big step!" Jimmy said.
"It... It's a trick! That's it, a trick!" Mr Satan said.
"Oh, Mr Satan! You're so clever!" Miss Piiza said. (Please!)
Back with Naruto, he went to his fighting stand.
"Sorry. But this will finish you off so I can get back to fighting Goku." Cell then cupping his hands at his side, "Kame…hame…" A brilliant light started to build up in his hands.
"No! Cell is using the Kamehameha wave!" Piccolo said.
Cell then released it in one burst with a cry of, "HA!"
The large blue energy wave speed towards Naruto. Naruto jump high to dodge but notices the energy is heading to the fighter-wanna-be fools and report crew!
"NO!" Naruto said.
Naruto rocket towards those people, while glowing with golden aura wave around him, making him like a comet.
The Z Fighters suddenly sense something.
"Has... has Cell double his energy level?" Krillin asked.
Cell also sense himself.
"Just like before." Cell whispered.
The energy and glowing Naruto, arrive at fighters and crew then there is a big explosion. Z Fighters and Cell turn to follow the new energy signal. And boy, are they in for surprise!
Everyone who is watching T.V, are shock and surprise as well.
Cause, standing on the top of a cliff, is Imperfect form Cell with blue eyes! Under his arms are fighters and report crew with Miss Piiza being wrapped by the tail. Blue eyed Cell drop them before hover back to the battlefield.
"You just ruined my clothes, Cell." Imperfect Naruto said with his Imperfect Cell's raspy voice, as he pull the remaining clothes off.
"How... How can there be two of me?!" Prefect Cell asked.
Meanwhile...
"I see it but don't believe it! There seems to be two Cells! But one of them saved our lives from that explosion!" Jimmy said.
"It's a trick! That Cell is trying to trick us so he can finish us off himself!" Mr Satan said while feel a shame that he was saved.
"You're right as always!" Miss Piiza said.
Back with Imperfect Naruto and Cell.
Suddenly, Imperfect Naruto yell as he power up. A yellow aura appears around Imperfect Naruto. The aura then shows the imaginary souls of the dinosaur like animals Imperfect Naruto absorbed. When he power up enough, Imperfect Naruto then went in fighting stand.
"Those aren't people! Why?!" Prefect Cell asked.
"Cause unlike you, I never attack innocent people. I instead, use dinosaurs." Imperfect Naruto said with a smile.
Perfect Cell was in rage that he fire his giant energy ball at Imperfect Naruto. Then there a bi kaboom! Imperfect Naruto flying backward, but stop in midair. Perfect Cell appear behind Imperfect Naruto then kick him, sending him high in the air when Imperfect Naruto stop in the air.
Then Imperfect Naruto form the circle hand sign near his chest and start chant.
"Kame... Hame... Ha..." Imperfect Naruto chanted.
Suddenly, a brilliant blue light started to build up in his hands with yellow light mix with it. Perfect Cell is surprise!
"Beam Cannon!" Imperfect Naruto finished.
Imperfect Naruto forward his circle hands and unleash two beams from Imperfect Naruto's hands; large blue one remains straight while the yellow one coils around the straight beam. The beams are heading to Perfect Cell who cross his arms in front to block it! He's hurts a bit but sadly for us, Perfect Cell still lives.
I never see a move like that before." Perfect Cell said.
Suddenly, Perfect Cell has sense Imperfect Naruto from behind. He turn to see charging Imperfect Naruto. Perfect Cell jump high with Imperfect Naruto follow and then they were punching, kicking, dodging and blocking. They at it for the while till Perfect Cell whack Imperfect Naruto on the head, sending him to the ground hard. Perfect Cell land few feet away.
"I must say, I'm surprise you sudden show up while I was finished that blonde hair boy." Perfect Cell said with a smile even though, the Imperfect Cell is not acting like he suppose to be.
Imperfect Naruto got up and laugh, "Sorry to disappoint you, but you haven't got rid of me that easy."
Perfect Cell and Z Fighters was shock and surprise when Imperfect Cell just said. Then suddenly, it starting to made sense!
"You! You're that boy!" Perfect Cell said.
"Very good, 'brother'. Slow but good." Imperfect Naruto said.
The Z Fighters turn to Hinata as Piccolo says, "You knew about this!"
"Naruto will tell us soon enough." Hinata just said.
Perfect Cell snarled, "Who reprogrammed you!?"
Imperfect Naruto was a bit surprise before he smile, "No one did. I made that choice on my own free will."
"What?!" Perfect Cell asked.
"Yes. We are so alike. But I got something you never heard of." Imperfect Naruto said as he smile.
With that, Imperfect Naruto focus his energy on his palm and a glowing ball shine bright before creating four large points around the central Rasengan-core, giving the appearance of a fūma shurik.
Perfect Cell was very surprise, "I never seem this before!"
"Rasenshuriken!" Imperfect Naruto yelled.
With that, he throw the Rasenshuriken at Perfect Cell then a huge explosion! But Perfect Cell manage to dodge it. Perfect Cell look around before Imperfect Naruto appear behind him and capture him in tight lock!
"Got you. Now, let see how you like it." Imperfect Naruto said.
With that, Imperfect Naruto aim his tail stinger at his 'twin brother'. Perfect Cell's eyes widen in fear at the stinger as he try to get free. The stinger launch but Perfect Cell manage to move, only having his arm hit hard.
"Only got your arm. No matter, I'll absorb you slow and painful." Imperfect Naruto said.
With that, Imperfect Naruto is absorbing from Perfect Cell's arm while Perfect Cell is screaming of pain.
(Meanwhile)
"It would seems the Second Cell is draining first Cell alive with his tail!" Jimmy said.
"It's a trick, isn't it Mr Satan?" Miss Piiza asked.
"Y-Yeah! A trick!" Mr Satan said.
(Meanwhile)
"Alright! If Naruto completely absorb Cell, it will be all over!" Yamcha said with everyone cheering on.
(Meanwhile)
Imperfect Naruto is draining the life from Perfect Cell's arm and rendering the limb useless and withered.
We should say Naruto compete absorb evil and be done with it. But this is mighty, great and powerful Perfect Cell we're talking about. So...
"If I going down, I'll take someone with me!" Perfect Cell said.
With that, Perfect Cell launch a energy ball from his other hand, at Gohan who was too surprise to move! Imperfect Naruto seeing his little friend in danger, un-stab his stinger and went fast. Imperfect Naruto manage to get in front of Gohan and knock the ball away.
Then Imperfect Naruto turn to Gohan, "You're OK?"
Gohan nodded, not trusting his voice.
"Good." Imperfect Naruto said before returning to the battlefield with Perfect Cell with his useless arm.
"I'm not please of you nearly kill Gohan. But unlike you, I have honor so I'll wait till you grow a new arm." Imperfect Naruto said before he turn to the Z Fighters, "It'll take a while so any questions?"
"I have one, who are you really?" Piccolo asked.
"As I thought. Kamiccolo asked first. It's a long story so I just sit down." Imperfect Naruto then stub his stinger to the ground and then cross his legs and arms while using his tail as the stander, "My full name is Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze. I was a ninja."
"A ninja?!" Gohan asked.
"I was from the other world full of Ninjas." Imperfect Naruto said.
"Other world?!" Trunks asked.
"You see. I was born to bring peace and destroy the chains of hate. Unfortunately for me however, on the day of my birth, the creture known as the Nine-Tailed Fox named Kurama attack my village and my father, the Fourth Hokage sealed him inside me so I can use his powers. As I grow older, I manage to bring peace." Imperfect Naruto said.
"Then why are you Cell!?" Piccolo asked.
"Well, on the day of my death, I was ready to join my parents in heaven. But the reaper, the Death God came to me in the limbo and offer me a new life. And when I open my eyes, I was reborn as Cell only I ignored Dr's Computer about attack those people." Imperfect Cell said.
"Then why are you here?" Goku asked.
"Even thought the Androids are defected, I still feel bed of not be ready on time to stop them. So a friend of mine has handed me the Time Cupsule." Imperfect Naruto said.
"Time Cupsule?! You mean..." Trunks asked.
"That's right, Trunks. I'm talking about your mother. Unfortunately the time where I come from, you were killed by the Androids. Anyway, Bulma set up the progarm. But like Cell, I'm too big to fit into that machine. So instead revert into a larval from, I transform back to my old body you see before. With that taking care off, I activated the machine back about few months before Dr Gero and Android 19 arrive." Imperfect Naruto then turn to Perfect Cell, "Grow new arm yet?"
Perfect Cell glare at his let-say, counter part.
"No? Oh, tut-tut-tut-tut-tut-tut. So slow. Alright, anymore questions?" Imperfect Naruto asked.
"I got pair! How did your Time Cupsule destroyed and how did you truely come with Miss Android 21?!" Trunks asked.
"Ha... I guess you must have found the destroy parts. I destroyed my machine so it won't fall to wrong hands. As for Hinata, when I arrived here I feel empty inside. That feeling is what I felt when I not around my wife." Imperfect Naruto said.
"Ah?" Z Fighters asked.
"Me. My real name is Hinata Hyuga Namikaze. I'm too am a Ninja with a special eyesight known as Byakugan. I married Naruto a long time ago." Hinata said.
"And then I remember about the Dragon Balls so I decided to collect them and wish for Hinata to join me with a perpare body. Unfortunately, the only thing that stupid dragon ever did is combined her soul with copy soul of the Android. Fortunately Hinata is still Hinata I remember." Imperfect Naruto then turn to Perfect Cell, "Now, are you ready yet?"
Perfect Cell answer by rip off his useless arm and then quicky grow new arm!
"About time. I was getting bored." Imperfect Naruto said with a smile.
With that, Imperfect Naruto went to the fighting stand.
(And Done! Now it's Naruto VS Cell! Will Naruto manage to beat his 'evil twin brother'? Will Naruto be the hero he onces was? Stay tuned for the answers to these questions and more on the next chapter of Perfect Ninja! Till then, see you all soon!)