A/N: Another late Saturday night/Sunday morning, another random fanfic spawned by conversations with my friends. Today's topic? Danny The Street (Yes, this exists.) teams up with Danny Phantom. Together, they fight crime. (copyright Space Wolf, 2014) Have an excellent day! Read and review, if you please.

Double Danny: The Lost 90s Sitcom!

by MiscellaneousSoup

One day there was a street named Danny!

He may have been a human!

Need a friend? You'll be teleported onto Danny!

He was created by Grant Morrison!

The only DC character more obscure than Ambush Bug!

There's another person named Danny!

He's a ghost and a human! It's a Nick cartoon, expect weird things.

We can't use his theme song, it's under copyright!

Na na na na, he's something something non-legally specific!

Na na na na, he's...Donny Gonzo?

One day, Vlad kicked him and sent him flying across the world!

He ended up on Danny The Street!

They can communicate, somehow!

They fight crime!

Double Danny: The 90s Sitcom You Never Knew You Wanted.

DANNY! DANNY! DOUBLE DANNY!

Double Danny is filmed before a live studio audience. This is the milestone one hundredth episode, entitled "One Hundred Danny's."

Danny the Street thought about life, the universe, and everything. He thought about the meaning of life, kleptomaniac dwarves, and other mythological beings. He thought about books, obscure Latin phrases, and how to unclog a broken sink. Danny The Street often thought about things when he was bored. He was waiting for Danny Phantom to arrive. They were having a party to celebrate one hundred missions.

Thankfully, Danny Phantom arrived. "Hi, Danny The Street. How are you?" Silence. A door fluttered open, then closed. A window shattered. "That's great! Are you ready for the party?" A sign on a different building flipped from the closed sign to the open sign. "Excellent! I hope no one interrupts it."

ONE INEXPLICABLE PARTY LATER.

Danny Phantom started collecting the leftover food and plates. "That was fun, Danny The Street! I didn't know you knew so much about foreign affairs and classic PBS shows!" Silence. "I didn't even have to go ghost. Well, I'll be seeing you later."

Randomly, a horde of masked thugs appeared, wielding machine guns. One, presumably the leader, waved one at Danny Phantom. "Hey, you! Put down that box of cake!"

A lamp fell down, crushing the leader. "My leg! Please, someone help me...It hurts!" It was twisted at an awkward angle, with bone jutting out. Slowly, he sunk into the pavement, disappearing.

"Thanks, Danny The Street!" Danny Phantom exclaimed. "You saved my life! Going ghost!" He turned into a ghost and possessed the criminals, causing them to shoot each other. Danny The Street absorbed their corpses.

Danny Phantom turned back into a human. "Yeah, we saved the day!" He jumped up to high five the air.

This has been Double Danny: The Lost 90s Sitcom. Next week, see Danny Phantom and Danny The Street engage in a duel against other obscure DC characters, such as Joani DC, Wonder Tot, Wild Dog, and Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man. There will be no survivors.

Danny Phantom

Danny The Street

One's a street, the other's a freakish abomination of nature!

It's easy to tell them apart!