Yo! I'm excited right now. Last year of high school finally started. I'm homeschooled. Yep. So this is Simon's turn. Hehe. And you know he's going to do something wicked. I'll let you know who we haven't had prank Jace yet at the end and you can choose from those. Or I'll choose if you don't lol. And then we will get to an actual story type prank war… in a different fanfic lol. This is the Prequel I guess (Yes, I just thought of this…)

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Chapter 4- Simon's crazy prank

I sit in Jordan's apartment, (This is set before he died but still in Heavenly Fire BTW.) thinking about what to do to Jace. I'm sick of his taunting, teasing and name calling. It needs to stop. I can't put ducks in his room or lock him in a cage like Clary and Izzy, so I need to think of something different. What can I do? Hmm… OH! I know! How about I make Clary dress like a duck and chase him around?

I smile to myself and call Clary, telling her of my plan. She quickly agrees and we arrange a date and time. We are doing it tomorrow when Jace returns from his hunting trip. She's irritated that he never lets her go on any trips anyway, because Sebastian's still running around. We hang up and wait for tomorrow to came, which it finally does.

We were at Luke's house, since that is where Clary stays when there's nobody at the Institute and quickly get ready. We have three minutes left when she's in her costume and hiding around the corner. She has a recorder with a quacking duck on it in her hands inside the costume's gloves. I sit on the couch just as Jace comes in. "Hey, vampire. Where's Clary?" he asks as soon as he sees me. I mentally smirk but keep my face calm on the outside.

"She's upstairs I think, getting ready still." I answered. He nods and heads up the stairs. "Quack." He turns, pale as a sheet and stares, wide-eyed at the Clary-duck standing behind him. "What the- Is it possessed?" he said, backing up as "it" went closer. "No! Get away from me, you bloodthirsty demon duck!" he squeals and runs out of the house. Clary stays behind and takes the head of the costume off, laughing her butt off.

She takes it off (She was wearing her normal clothes under it) and runs after Jace. She brings the shaking Jace inside, rubbing his back soothingly. "I'm sorry. It was just a prank, baby. But you really got to stop being mean to Simon. Please? For me?" she was saying. "Ok." He said quietly. "And I'm not a demon…" she said, poking his cheek with a gentle smile. He nods and apologizes, kissing her cheek.

"Thank you, Clary." I said, and went home.

So, there's Simon's prank. So we haven't done:

Sebastian

Alec

Magnus

And Jordan.

Choose who's next.