Back In the Past: A Crazy Naruto Story

Disclaimer: Fuck It, I'm going to get Naruto if it's the last thing I do, ok first I'll drug Kishi then I'll have Pikachu break into his home and rob the ownership and then make Kishi sign all the papers making Naruto mine. MWAHAHAHA!

Pikachu: Pika Pika Pika Pika!

Nightkiller: Damn It Pikachu you're right, I need to sneak in instead of just killing random people at once

Pikachu: Pika Pika

Nightkiller: Yeah, I guess Kishi might already be used to being forced into giving up Naruto. (Door Opens)

Naruto: Now wait just a minute! You can't just go and try to steal me Kishi has done a good job of making me awesome and all!

Nightkiller: Ohh really, then give me 5 jutsu…

Naruto: Rasengan, Rasenshuriken, Rasen-

Nightkiller: … That are not Rasengan Related.

Naruto: Kage Bunshin (Shadow Clone), Oirike no jutsu (Sexy Jutsu), and… and….

Nightkiller: You see! The only jutsu that are even useful in battle are the ones that start with Rasen! But if I owned you you'd be badass and be showing Sasuke-teme and Orochi-pedo who is boss!

Naruto: No! I will not allow it!

Nightkiller: You know if I wanted to I could make you make out with Guy-sensei, wear a green spandex suit, and be screaming YOUTH! All the time right (Grins Sadistically)

Naruto: (Pales so much that it would make Orochimaru jealous of his skin color) PLEASE! DON'T DO IT! I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT JUST DON'T MAKE ME DO THAT! PLEASE NIGHTKILLER-SAMA!

Nightkiller: Fine then, but don't make me regret this.

Naruto: Whatever you want almighty Nightkiller-sama.

Nightkiller: You know, I think I could get used to this (Has a huge as grin on his face)

I do not own Naruto

So guys how are you all, anyways I have finished watching Death Note and I really like it, you should check it out, although I really didn't like how Light Yagami acted at the last episode. He totally ruined his character. So I have been really busy and have decided to start working on a new story. Well, I got the inspiration from a Fanfiction called "The Bonds that Shape Us" it's a Naruto/Fem Itachi and a Naruto/Tsunade. Now you guys might be like Weird but I personally believe it's a good story so you should go check it out. I've placed it on my Fav. Stories List so you can find it there, I would also recommend if you don't have any new Fanfiction to read you should go check it out, I mostly have Rated M there but I think I have one that isn't. I might write a new story since I have an ideal I'll notify you guys later.. I have been reading your reviews and I feel so happy that you guys actually like my story and have posted "helpful" criticism and nobody has flamed me (Yet, ya never know),on to the story and sorry for the late updates.

Now onto reviews.

Kit: I'm sorry but they can't maybe Konan

Samhain Ootsutsuki: Thank to tell you the truth I just came up with this out of no where

Destros: well it's not going to be a real harem just Naruto and his lover but it might be

Guest1: Well thanks for the review and I will take it into consideration

FalseDarkness11: Yeah thanks for the tip.

StrikeExia: She will not be in the harem but I do have plans for her.

Xnekochix: Thanks but please give my story a chance

Darrius212: Thanks

plums: sorry thanks I'll fix that

Kego66: Thanks for your vote

Kit: thanks for your vote

Kyu9930: Well he will get the memories just slowly and in dreams since they are behind a seal

Elder Sibling: ?

BacoBoyX9: Like in one or 2 chapters

God-ShadowEx100: Please give my story a chance, I know you like Dark Naruto and he will be Dark and will leave Konoha a little surprise.

Naruto Otsutsuki DxD: Thanks for the reviews

PS: Can anyone please tell me some good Naruto/Fem Sasuke fics or Naruto/Fem Itachi. Also I was wondering if you guys would like me to make a story were Naruto is paired with Fem. Sasuke or a Fem. Itachi which do you prefer?

-Last Time on Back in the Past-

When Yugao saw Naruto drop on all fours and red chakra oozing off of him, she knew she was in trouble. With a huge roar Kyuubi/Naruto jumped at Yugao and swiped his claw ate her, thinking fast Yugao took a kunai to block the hit but when the claws connected to the kunai the kunai snapped in half like a stick. 'Shit, he's stronger alright' thought Yugao taking another kunai she began to channel chakra in it to make it more durable since she couldn't keep on wasting kunai. When Kyuubi/Naruto saw her distracted he immediately ran to the left and tried to give her a powerful punch to the stomach, once Yugao saw this happening she immediately place the kunai in a defensive position in an attempt to block with the kunai, but sadly the punch broke the kunai and continued forward until finally reaching its target. Yugao suddenly saw herself flying through the air with a giant pain in the stomach and crashed into the nearest wall knocking her unconscious.

There we go kit, know let's get out of here who knows how much attention we brought to ourselves during that fight. Internally nodding Naruto ran as fast as he could towards the abandoned Uchiha district.

As Naruto ran through the alleyways he decided to ask Raxxana a question. 'Umm Raxxana, was that the Fox Fist you were talking about earlier?'

No it wasn't Naruto-kun that was just pure fighting. 'Well why didn't you use it then' asked Naruto.

Well your body hasn't been trained properly for my fighting style she replied coolly.

'Oh' was the only thing Naruto could say. Once Naruto arrived at the Uchiha district, he immediately asked Nightshade to give him his sense of smell and Raxxana her sense of hearing so he would be able to hear/smell any nearby threats, to which they both agreed.

Half an hour later, Naruto on the brim of exhaustion, from running around, decided to rest in the house in front of him. 'Phew, am I tired how long do I have to keep on searching guys, I mean like I don't even know what are we looking for' said a tired Naruto while opening the door.

Don't worry Naruto-kun we'll find something that's useful, we might even find some jutsu scrolls or something like that answered Raxxana.

Yeah the vixen here is making a good point pup, or if you want to you could just leave and stay weak for most of your life said Nightshade.

'Tch… fine then I'll continue searching but first let me rest here for a moment' retorted Naruto.

That's the spirit Naruto-kun! shouted Raxxana.

Naruto then plopped down onto a mat that was randomly there and soon saw himself falling and hitting a cold stone floor. "Urgh… looks like the mat covered a hidden entrance, but it's darker than black inside of here"

Don't worry pup just channel chakra threw your eyes and I'll lend my chakra so you can see in the dark…

'K' replied Naruto. As Naruto began to channel chakra to his eyes he noticed the cave/tunnel was man-made, but at the same time it also looked natural. Naruto decided to continue walking forward since there really was no point in using chakra to see if he didn't explore the cave somewhat.

-Meanwhile with the Sandaime Hokage (Sandaime means 3rd) -

Hiruzen Sarutobi, the man known as the Kami no Shinobi was facing an adversary that was so strong that even Kages had difficulty tackling. And this adversary's name is….. PAPERWORK….. (AN: I bet a lot of you saw this coming). Suddenly the Sandaime looked around to see if anyone was nearby, once he was sure nobody was close enough to see him he took a little orange book out of his sleeve and began reading "Hehehe Mushina so naughty and Kikoto never knew a woman could be so flexible" mumbled the perverse Hokage to himself while at the same time giggling perversely and having some blood come out of his nose. When the ANBU guarding the room saw this occur they sweat dropped at the scene for 2 reasons 1: He looked around to see if anyone was near knowing fully that there were ANBU guarding the room 2: He was reading the latest Icha Icha "Dirty Little Secrets of Female Friends" that almost caused 2 certain females in Konoha to leave Jiraiya on death's door. Suddenly 2 females, one in Konoha and the other somewhere else, sneezed.

"Hokage-sama! Hokage-sama!" yelled an ANBU before busting inside of the Hokage's office. Hearing this Hiruzen immediately hid the little book inside of his robes "Yes what is it Monkey" asked the elderly Hokage. "When me and my team were checking to see if everything was okay in the village, we noticed some strong and foul chakra coming behind an alley near the market district, we immediately set to it and once we arrived there we found ANBU Cat inside a crater on the wall and unconscious with no sign of the attacker nearby, I sent 2 members of my team to try and locate the attacker and sent the final member to take Cat to the hospital" replied the exhausted ANBU. 'Is the Kyuubi escaping? I'll have to go check on Yugao later but the real question is why would Naruto attack her? But I can't tell them that it was Naruto who attacked her since that would just make Naruto look even worse…. I'm getting to old for this shit' thought the elderly Hokage. "Continue with your search and once Yugao awakens inform me so that I can ask her for more details regarding the attack" ordered the Hokage "Hai Hokage-sama" replied the ANBU and vanished in a swirl of leaves.

-Back to Naruto-

"Whoa! This night-vision is pretty cool Nightshade, I can see every single detail" said a surprised Naruto.

Yeah pup, my vision is one of the strongest in the world and having night-vision is just bonus replied Nightshade in a prideful tone.

Yeah yeah my vision is better right N-a-r-u-t-o-ku~n said Raxxana in an all too sweet tone promising pain if Naruto answered incorrectly.

'Fuck! How the hell do I get out of this argument if I say Nightshade's is better Raxxana will be angry and there is a saying that says hell hath no fury than a woman scorned' thought a desperate Naruto.

"Well…umm… I'd say it's a tie Raxxana-chan since Nightshade's lends me night-vision and awesome perception while yours also gives me night-vision but it also lets me see things in slow motion. When Raxxana heard Naruto add the –chan suffix to her name she couldn't help but blush since nobody had ever had the guts to call the mighty Kyuubi no Kitsune "-chan", well except one man, Hmm smart pup, he made Kyuubi stop thinking about whose vision is better and occupy her mind in something else; I got to admit this pup has guts.

Naruto kept on walking until he found the end of the tunnel and entered a circular "cave". Inside the cave was an altar were a stone tablet lay that had nothing but gibberish on it (Naruto doesn't have the Sharingan so he can't read it) and on the right there was a shelf with scrolls on it. 'BINGO!' said Naruto, Raxxana, and Nightshade at the same time.

So Naruto-kun what are going to do now, rest or check the scrolls said Raxxana teasingly remembering Naruto's complaining about all this work and how he needed a break.

'Um…. I'll check the scrolls thank you very much' replied a blushing Naruto.

From what Naruto could see there were many small scrolls, some medium ones and I huge scroll. Naruto, after much thinking, chose to look at all the small ones. There were 13 scrolls in total, organized in 3 piles. Opening the first scroll he read it said:

Katon: Goryuka no Jutsu (Fire Style: Great Dragon Technique)

Class: A

Details: This is the improved version of Katon: Karyundan (Fire Style: Fire Dragon Bullet) in simply put words, it sends a Large Dragon head at the user extremely hot and requires mastery of Katon: Karyundan before beginning to learn this technique.

Wow was all Naruto could say, even though he wanted to learn this technique it seemed he needed to learn Katon: Karyundan first. You should open a blue scroll pup, this one is red which means Katon I'm guessing the blue one means Suiton and the light green one means Futon.

"Sure" Naruto chirped. Grabbing the nearest blue one he read:

Suiton: Suidan no Jutsu (Water Style: Water Bullet Technique)

Class: C-B

Details: This technique requires mastery over water or a nearby water source to perform. It sends multiple bullets of water towards the opponent; the number can range from 3 to 15. Its successor technique is Suiton: Suigadan (Water Style: Water Fang Bullet).

"Wow that's pretty cool, I wonder what the medium scrolls have written on them though" said Naruto.

Deciding to find out he grabbed and opened the nearest scroll and opened it.

Interceptor Fist

Clan: Uchiha

Requirements: 2 Tomoe Sharingan

Details: The interceptor fist is a taijutsu style that relies on the Sharingan to see and intercept the enemies, once mastered it can be extremely effective against the Hyuuga's Gentle Fist Style.

The scroll then began to describe and show how to learn the style.

'Ne, Nightshade do you think I'll be able to activate the Sharingan?' asked a curious Naruto.

Well that's kind of hard to say pup, but I'm guessing you will be able to since I see no reason for you not to be able to, and if you do activate it I'll be able to make your Sharingan better since I was the ONE to give the Uchiha clan their precious Sharingan, although the clan can be asshole's I don't hate the Sharingan. Anyways about the part where I activate your Sharingan, normally when an Uchiha activates their dojutsu they have to go from 1 tome to 2 tomoe then to 3 tomoe, but if you manage to activate it I will immediately level yours up to 2 tomoe.

'So what does each stage represent? I mean like… what is the difference between a 1 tomoe Sharingan and 3 tomoe Sharingan?' asked a curious Naruto.

A 1 tomoe Sharingan lets you copy hand signs (You can't copy jutsu, you can only copy hand signs) and record thing in your memory like a picture it also lets you partially see in the future. A 2 tomoe Sharingan lets you place minor genjutsu, copy any jutsu (what I mean by any jutsu is that it can copy taijutsu, genjutsu, or ninjutsu), and improves your seeing in the future and you begin to see stuff in slow-motion. Finally, a 3 tomoe Sharingan lets you place any genjutsu, your sight is improved and you can see low-jonin speeds in slow-motion, anything you see can be burned in your mind for future reference.

'Oh, wow the Sharingan seems like a useful tool, anyways I want to see what's in this large scroll' said Naruto.

Sure Naruto-kun but be careful though I can feel that scroll exclude small amounts of power warned Raxxana.

'Ne, don't worry about me Raxxana-chan I'll be fine' reassured Naruto.

Naruto grabbed the huge scroll and placed it on a nearby table, opening he came face to face with a bunch of scribble scrabble and a large 3 tomoe Sharingan in the middle that started to spin once Naruto looked at it.

Naruto-kun! TURN AWAY NOW! IT'S A PARALYSIS FUINJUTSU THAT'S DRAINING A LOT OF YOUR CHAKRA! NARUTO-KUUUUN!

Sadly, for our blond hero, he couldn't stop staring at the Sharingan in the middle and passed out on the ground.

-Back to the Hokage-

Once again we find our 3rd Hokage doing paperwork and cursing at it every now and then. After a while an ANBU came and told the Sandaime that Yugao/Cat is beginning to awake.

-In the Hospital- Yugao's Room-

"Hello Yugao-san how has your day been" asked Hiruzen in a friendly matter.

"I am fine, thank you Hokage-sama, I'm guessing this isn't a social call?" asked Yugao.

"I'm afraid it isn't Yugao-san, can you please tell me what happened" once again asked the Sandaime.

"Well… to tell you the truth Hokage-sama I can't really remember all the details but here's what happened…after telling everything the elderly Hokage everything that happened and how she suspected that Naruto have met the Kyuubi or he was being influenced by it, since there was no way Naruto could have learned by himself how to draw its chakra.

"Thank you Yugao-san, I'll try to find Naruto-kun as fast as possible" assured Hiruzen.

"Thanks Hokage-sama, but I would like to ask a favor" asked Yugao.

"What is it?" questioned the Sandaime in a curious tone.

"If…if the Kyuubi is escaping or influencing Naruto…p-please let me know I've watched Naruto for some time now… although I haven't been the best caretaker … I would at least try to be there for him" pleaded Yugao in a shaky voice almost reduced to tears.

"Hm, please pardon the question but why do you want to know and why so much feeling for Naruto that as long as I know have never appeared before?" asked the Sandaime getting a little suspicious.

"When I fought Naruto and told him I was one of the people who watched over him, he looked at me with so much pain and anger that it made me realize how most of the people in Konoha would not be able to live a day of Naruto's life and how it was a miracle he hadn't begun to hate the villagers and take revenge on them." stated Yugao.

"There is no need to worry about Naruto-kun hating the villagers Yugao-san I've often talked to him that he should forgive the villagers and not harbor any hate towards them, and his revenge are some harmless pranks, but I suppose I could tell you" assured the Hokage.

"Thank you Hokage-sama" replied a grateful Yugao.

-Back with Naruto (For all ya damn perverts out there here's a little treat) -

Naruto awoke to the sounds of faint moans, grunts, some whimpers, and the sound of flesh hitting flesh. "Where-fucking-am I?" asked a confused Naruto. Looking around he saw he was in a small meadow with some trees in the distance. 'Nightshade?' 'Raxxana?' asked Naruto in his mind but didn't get any response. Listening closely he once again heard some faint sounds in the forest; he also smelled sweat, something "sweet/honey-ish" and something else. Deciding to walk over there and see if someone was here.

As Naruto got closer to the forest the sounds got loader and loader, knowing from past experiences that rushing in always brought trouble he decided to sneak in. Seeing there was another small clearing up ahead he came across a strange site. There were 2 people there, male and female. The male had tanned skin, brown hair in a ponytail and was totally naked, Naruto almost shrieked. The woman was very beautiful though, she had red hair in 2 messy buns on top of her head, pale creamy like skin, and was totally naked to. Both wore pleasurable expression as the man fucked her into oblivion.

"Ugh… FASTER! HARDER! DEPEER!" shouted the woman.

"Man you're as tight as the first time we did this Mito-chan…. Bless the Uzumaki longetivity….." replied the man.

Suddenly Naruto was grabbed and pulled back by someone. Turning around to face him, he found himself face to face with a tall man with long black hair, one bang covering his eye, a humorous expression, and with old-fashioned samurai armor.

"So gaki… did you enjoy the show?" he asked.

"Um, I dunno….. Dafuq are you?" asked Naruto.

"Well young one my name is Uchiha Madara, but do tell me how did you get here?"

So Naruto began to explain what happened before he was suddenly brought here.

'So it seems that our experiment worked, although this child… he's hiding something those eyes don't look innocent at all' thought the newly identified Madara. (AN: Guess who the other 2 are, if you guessed correctly here are some imaginary bills and by yourself a Dr Pepper© or Dr Pepper® Can't remember which one was it).

"Ne sorry for asking but who were those 2 and what were they doing" asked an innocent Naruto.

At this Madara began to chuckle weirdly with a small blush on his face "The man was my friend Senju Hashirama while the woman was his wife Uzumaki Mito" he replied. Hearing Uzumaki made Naruto stand up straight. "Now, I suppose you want to know where you are right?" questioned Madara.

"Yup"

"Well this here is an experiment me and those 2 over there made. You see we had an idea, why not make a dimension where we could train people. The only problem is that we didn't know how to make a dimension, how much chakra it would take and how to enter. Finally, after a lot of work, we managed to make a scroll that would paralyze, hypnotize and finally bring the persons mind here. Using the fuinjutsu that we knew we managed to recreate a special Sharingan technique and thus we brought you here. After you're done training you'll be sent back and your body will take some time to adjust probably 3-7 hours depending how long you're here.

"Mada- Oh… it seems the project we made actually worked, what's his name?" asked Hashirama.

"His name is Uzumaki Naruto" replied Madara waiting for Mito's reaction.

"WHAT" "Are you telling me some Uzumaki actually managed to survive?" questioned Mito.

"It seems so although you should check to see just in case he could be an imposter seeing as he does not have the traditional red hair and violet/purple eyes. (AN: I really don't know if all Uzumaki have these type of eyes but I wrote this since Karui, Tayuya, and Fuuka have red hair but they are not Uzumaki)

"Fine" replied Mito as she wove hand seals and placed them on top of his head. After 15 seconds passed Mito began to tremble, after 20 she was absolutely furious, after 30 seconds passed she looked like she wanted to kill someone. "So Mito-chan what happened" asked Hashirama

"Those damn bastards!" "They sealed the Kyuubi inside of Naruto-kun here, and have been treating him like shit all of his life, oh and Madara it seems he is your grandson and a Namikaze too." She answered.

"WTF!" shouted Madara and Hashirama, Madara because he actually married Mito's cousin Fuso, and Hashirama because the Namikaze's are still around 'Kami-sama I don't think anything can surprise now' though Hashirama.

"Oh and it seems his body is actually capable of using Mokuton and the Sage Mode you use" said Mito all calm and shit.

When Hashirama heard this he passed out.

AN: Yo guys sorry again for the late update I've been really busy and shit: sleeping, drinking , doing schoolwork, internet stopped working for a while, etc…..

Anyways please review and tell me what you think I actually was going to make this chapter longer but decided to gut it here and continue writing on a new chapter. Somebody asked me when Mikoto was going to appear well she is either appearing Chap. 5 or Chap.6 one of the 2. I was wondering if any of ya guys can tell me a good story or a story please.

See ya later and don't forget to drink a lot of .

Nightkiller-sama