aberrant, adj.

"I don't usually kiss on the first date," you said, after we had spent more than fifteen minutes making out in your bedroom.

"I don't either," I assured you.

Later, it turned out we had both kissed people on first dates before, and we had both found ourselves falling too fast before.

We both comforted ourselves with what we really meant to say, which was: "I don't normally feel this good about doing this."