Zack Ryder 14 hour plane trip…. No facebook….My life…My Feels Dx

Curt Hawkins - Zack Ryder Bro, I heard you can call and instant message other people on the plane…

Zack Ryder - Curt Hawkins IT'S NOT THE SAME Dx

Edge AIRPORT LOUNGE WITH TOAST MACHINE! SCORE!

Chris Jericho - Edge Oh man Oh man…I'm going to make so much toast when I get there!

Dusty Rhodes Became a fan of Fat, single and ready for a pringle Click Here to also become a fan

Christian Bacon flavoured bacon dipped in bacon. Yessssssss.

Edge - Christian Dude…. That's like 3 whole levels of bacon…

Christian - Edge Baconception….

Kurt Angle One Direction – what makes you beautiful…. I figured it out. It's bath salts.

Jeff Hardy WHY WON'T ALL MY SHIT FIT IN THIS SUITCASE!?

Matt Hardy - Jeff Hardy You're a boy Jeff, you don't need half the shit you probably have in your suitcase.

Jeff Hardy - Matt Hardy No Matt. You don't understand. I need ALL OF IT. EVERY SINGLE THING.

Matt Hardy - Jeff Hardy Whatthefuck. You're worse than Amy.

Lita - Matt Hardy Speaking of suitcases, could you come over and sit on mine so I can zip it shut?

Shawn Michaels Find the airport they said. It'll be fun they said…

CM Punk Became a fan of The world is not going to end in 2012 because my yoghurt expires in 2013. Click here to also become a fan.

Shane McMahon what if the hokey-pokey is really what it's all about….?

Sable - Shane McMahon Then you'd best stick your left foot in and your left foot out brother.

Jeff Hardy - Undertaker I've run out of space in my suitcase. So I've decided to put some of my shit in yours.

Undertaker - Jeff Hardy Did it at any point occur to you that I might need the space in my suitcase?

Jeff Hardy - Undertaker Pfft no. You take like 2 pairs of pants and 3 shirts… and that is like it. I know you have space for my shoes.

Kane I'm going to miss my baby so much. No one understands. Sir Badass Archimedes Jawsington von Cuntdestroyer, you are the most amazing cat in the world.

Goldust I can't wait to work on my tan!

Steve Austin - Goldust….You paint yourself gold.. Why do you need a tan?

Goldust - Steve Austin A woman likes to feel beautiful on the inside as well as the outside.

Steve Austin - Goldust I'm not even going to dignify that with a response…

/On the Plane/

"Ladies and mentlegen ple-"

"SHAWN GET OUT OF THE COCKPIT"

*Crashing and scrambling sounds*

Triple H "Shit."

Stephanie McMahon - Triple H "Dude, Hunter I thought you were watching him!"

Triple H - Stephanie McMahon "I thought Taker was!"

Undertaker - Triple H "What no! I'm watching Jeff."

Jeff Hardy "IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADA!" *pulls life jacket from under the seat*

Undertaker - Jeff Hardy "JEFF NO! Put that back!" "OH god please don't put that in your mouth!"

Kane - Jeff Hardy *Attempts to pull the life jacket out of Jeff's hands*

Jeff Hardy - Kane *Swats madly at hands* "Nuuuuuuuu!"

Kane - Matt Hardy "Fucking hell Matt. What are you feeding this thing!?" *still pulling*

Undertaker - Jeff Hardy "God damn it Jeff, let go!" *also starts pulling*

Jeff Hardy *pulls life jacket tab and relinquishes hold*

Undertaker "UHGH!" *gets smacked in the face with inflating life jacket*

Kane "FUCK!" *gets smacked in face by own hand*

Jeff Hardy *mad giggling*

Overwhelmed Flight Attendant - Shawn Michaels "Sir, please return to your seat. You're delaying the flight."

Shawn Michaels - Overwhelmed Flight Attendant "How come you get to stand up!? Why can't I! This is UNACCEPTABLE! BLASPHEMY! RACISM! YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS!" *waving arms in air*

Stephanie McMahon - Overwhelmed Flight Attendant "My deepest apologies Miss, I'll deal with this." *grabs shawn by the ear*

Shawn Michaels - Stephanie McMahon "Owwww Stephannniiiieeee your hurting meeeee. Stephanie stahp." *claws at hand and stumbles*

Stephanie McMahon - Shawn Michaels "Shut up Shawn." *pulls harder*

Shawn Michaels *whines*

Stephanie McMahon - Shawn Michaels *stops at chairs and lets go* "What have you got to say for yourself young man?"

Shawn Michaels - Stephanie McMahon "M' sorry Stephanie…" *wrings hands and looks at the floor*

Stephanie McMahon - Shawn Michaels "Huh, what was that? I didn't quite hear you, what are you sorry for?" *crosses arms and taps foot*

Shawn Michaels - Stephanie McMahon " I'm sorry for invading the Cockpit! And bullying the plane staff".

Stephanie McMahon - Shawn Michaels "Too right you are. Now sit." *points sternly at chair *

Shawn Michaels *sniffles*

Triple H - Shawn Michaels "There There Shawn, it's ok." *comforts*

Kelly Kelly One last sneaky Facebook update before the plane takes off! ^.^ Sweden Here we come!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, sorry for the interruption. If You would please fasten your seatbelts we will prepare for take off."