"Aahh…Nnnggh…"

Naruto couldn't take it anymore.

He slid off the couch and tiptoed towards the door of his bathroom, where the sounds were coming from.

"Ugh…Kami, this is just…Aahh..Why won't it come—Nnnggh…"

Every single muscle in his body tensed. Every. Single. Muscle.

Thousands of thoughts buzzed inside his head, but there were those thoughts that stood out. There really were times when he wanted to forget all those years training with the Ero-sennin, and there were also times wherein those years came in handy.

His face reddened at the thought. No, haven't gotten there…yet. They've only been official for four months! But looking back, these past few weeks have been gradually getting intense, increasing in tempo, inevitably concluding with him taking a cold shower or trusting his long-time friend, Mr. Right.

Tonight had been different; he had fallen asleep due to exhaustion because he just got home from a mission. And then he woke up from these breathy mewling moans coming from the bathroom.

"Haaah…A-Almost there…"

He just choked on his own spit.

He knew girls also do it. But, Hinata? Really? Does she even know what she's doing? And why would she do it here? Doesn't she need more privacy to do it?

His knees felt weak and he was breathless. His mind, ever imaginative, was providing visual support.

"So…close…Haah, Naruto-kun should've been taking care of this."

Naruto's eyes grew wider than anatomically possible, and then promptly passed out.

At the sound of something hitting the ground, Hinata assumed that her boyfriend had awoken. "Naruto-kun? I'm in the bathroom, I'm going to brush my teeth but you're out of toothpaste. I had to squeeze every single drop from the tube—"

All thoughts about the toothpaste flew out of the window when she saw an unconscious, nose-bleeding Naruto on the floor.

A/N: Yeah, because my mother insists that the toothpaste tube is milked dry before we get another one. -_- Naruto you pervert! Haha. Because those grunting noises are uncomfortable (shoutout to those guys who grunt so loud at the gym!).