"NICO!" Annabeth shouted angrily up the stairs. A pale face peeked out from above the railing, longish black hair framing it's small face.

"Yes?"

"Where the hell is my apron?" Annabeth asked angrily.

Nico's pale face whitened further. "Oh... Um..."

"Nico..."

"I-I don't know..."

"Yes you do."

"Y-you probably don't want it anymore..."

Annabeth crossed her arms. "Why wouldn't I want it anymore?"

Nico nervously scratched the back of his neck. "I may have accidentally given it to Frederick..."

Annabeth frowned. "Who's that?"

"My personal zombie chef." The son of Hades replied hesitantly.

Annabeth's face turned red with fury. "You gave your pet rotting corpse my apron?" She seethed.

Nico nodded. "Yes...?"

Before Annabeth could charge up the stairs to murder Nico, Percy suddenly appeared at the door. "Help me!" He cried. "I'm being chased by rabid fangirls! Help!"

Annabeth and Nico both turned to the door, a questioning look on their faces. Annabeth walked over to it and opened it, letting Percy inside. His eyes were wild as he tumbled in, hair messed up and in a nest as he scrambled to his feet.

"What is it, Percy?" Annabeth asked.

"Empousai." He breathed, panting as he slammed the door shut, locking it. "You gotta save me."

Nico came down the stairs. "Have you told them that you're not still a virgin?" He asked. "And... bi?"

Percy gave him a ridiculous look. "Of course I'm still a virgin! Why wouldn't I be a virgin?"

Nico and Annabeth exchanged looks of disbelief. "Did we seriously marry an idiot?" Annabeth asked. Nico raised an eyebrow.

"Looks like we did." He said. "Should we give him the birds and bee talk?"

"Yeah." Annabeth reached out and grabbed Percy's arm gently, and began to pull him towards the couch.

"But the Empousai!" He complained.

"Don't worry, seaweed brain. Nico's pet Zombie can take care of them." The son of Hades was about to protest, but she gave him a hard look, and he fell silent before following after them. Annabeth nodded, approving of his choice of not arguing, and she sat Percy down. "Percy, we need to talk about what it means to be a virgin..."

...

Bleh. Random thoughts that came to mind. XD