A/N I have had this idea bouncing in my head for a bit, but what would happen if our leading lady and the twins from Ouran High School Host Club met with the leading lady and twins from Harry Potter?

Hmmmmmm. Craziness to ensue.

Ah, Haruhi/Kaoru/Hikaru speaking Italics is Japanese. Not very good with translations unfortunately. Only basic words will actually be Japanese.

So yeah, totally AU. Which means that Haruhi, Hikaru and Kaoru have magic. Per my own fantasy. hahaha

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Chapter One The Wrong Brunette

Fred and George were wandering around after getting to Boston with Hermione. They had promised to meet back up with her at a bookstore that was a few stores down from the pawn shop Hermione wanted to check out. They finally decided that they had enough of people talking about their accents and were sitting in the science section of the store, randomly pulling books down to leaf through.

"George," Fred said quietly. "They explain away everything we know to be real in these books. It's like they are afraid to embrace that magic could be real."

"Hush," George said. "We're only here to wait for Hermione. We're not here to judge how the," his voice dropped to a whisper, "Muggles live." His voice went back up to normal. "What is taking her so long? She said she'd be right back after going to look at a 'pawn' shop down the street. I wonder why she didn't want us with her?"

"Probably because people aren't used to completely identical twins here."

"You might be right."

The chime over the door rang signaling a new arrival.

"Hello, Miss. Looking for something in particular?" The shop clerk greeted his customer.

"Ano, jurisprudence?" The voice requested quietly.

"To the left, just past the science section is Law. You should be able to find what you are looking for over there. If not, come back and I'll see if I can locate whatever you need."

"Ah, thank you." The customer shuffled off, towards where the clerk had told her to go. She passed the science section, her chocolate curls falling over her shoulder as she rummaged in her worn and patched messenger bag for her course requirements list.

An arm slid around her shoulders, and another around her waist. "Hikaru, Kaoru. We are in America. Do not be so free with your attacks on my person!" Her Japanese was clipped and irritated. "Isn't it enough that I still have to do what Kyoya wants without you two tripping me up every step of the way?"

The arms stiffened. "Hermione?" Two voices asked above her head.

The girl blinked slowly and looked into the faces of her captors. "Ano, who are..." she started to respond in Japanese, but switched to English. "Who are you? Hikaru and Kaoru are twins with reddish hair, but they are most definitely not you two."

Fred and George pulled their arms away hastily. "We're sorry!" They said in unison. "You looked like our friend Hermione!"

"I'm Fred," Fred said rubbing the back of his head.

"I'm George," came from the other twin as he rubbed his arm.

She tilted her head to the side and studied the two as they back away a couple of steps. "Haruhi desu. You remind me of the Hitachiins. Which reminds me..." she rummaged through her bag and pulled out her cell phone. 4 MISSED CALLS She flipped her phone open. "One from Kaoru, one from Hikaru, two from Tamaki. That idiot. I'm not in Japan right now." She sighed heavily, snapping her phone shut again. "Well, that's not good." She looked at the twins before her, similar in their actions to her own little devil type friends. "Gomen gomen!" She bowed toward the twins slightly. "My friends are twins like you. They uh...disappeared?" She scrunched up her face. "No. Went to a different store. A pawn shop nearby."

Fred looked at George who was turning pink. "Hermione said she was going to a 'pawn' shop?" Fred offered.

Haruhi's face lit up. "I know of one just a few stores down. If your friend went there, she may run into my friends! Kaoru and Hikaru were debating going there before I told them I was coming in here first. Maybe we can all find our companions!" She smiled brightly. "I'll just come back later for my textbook." She mumbled quietly to herself.

~While Haruhi is meeting the Weasley twins~

Kaoru leaned against Hikaru as he looked at some of the cameras the pawn shop had on display. "Hikaruuu, this is boring. Can't we just go around with Haruhi? At least she's entertaining."

Hikaru waved Kaoru off. "Not now Kaoru. Sir?" He called to the clerk. "Can I look at the Canon right here?" He pointed at a Canon camera with 3 extra lenses and a carry case.

"Sure thing!" The clerk said as he pulled it out for Hikaru to examine.

Kaoru stopped leaning on Hikaru as he caught a glimpse of brunette hair out of the corner of his eye. "Hikaru, I'm going to look at games." He switched to English for the benefit of the clerk.

"Yeah, yeah."

With that dismissal, Kaoru stalked after the brunette that had just arrived in the store and was looking at an assortment of gadgets near the door. She still hadn't turned to where he could see her face. Regardless, Kaoru glomped her and started chattering to her, "Haruhi! I'm bored. Can you make hotpot here, or do they not sell the right ingredients? Did you get the book you were looking for at the bookstore?" He trailed off when he noticed the brunette had frozen to the spot, clenching the strap to her messenger bag that was slung across her body, not talking back like she normally would have. "Nee, Haruhi?" He released her and stepped to her side to see her face.

His eyes went wide and he backed up raising his hands. "Gomen gomen! I am so sorry, miss. I thought you were..." Before he could finish, his twin had snaked his arms around the brunette, starting off on his own tirade.

"Nee, Haruhi! I just bought a really good camera for half of what it would cost in Japan. We should go out and take pictures! I'm tired of studying all the time. We should be enjoying the summer. Maybe we could fly to a resort for the week!" His voice got quieter as he looked up to see his brother's face almost white. "Kaoru? Nani?" He released his hold on the girl and she jerked away from him.

Before she got a good look at them, she started yelling. "What the hell Fred, George? We are in public! This is neither the time, nor the place to be acting like id..." her voice got smaller as she took in the twins in front of her. "You aren't Fred and George. Who are you?"

"Hikaru Hitachiin." Hikaru crossed his arms over his chest and stared at her defiantly.

"Kaoru Hitachiin. We're really sorry," he elbowed Hikaru who grunted. "You just look a lot like Haruhi. She's our...friend." He quickly substituted toy for friend. It wouldn't do for someone outside of their circle to know that they thought of her as a toy.

While he was speaking, the door chimed open. "Hermione?"

"Hikaru! Kaoru!"

The Japanese twins flinched as they turned to face the small girl. "Gomen, Haruhi! We thought she was you!" The two latched on to her shoulders and hugged her tightly. "Don't leave us again!"

Haruhi sighed and patted their shoulders. "I told you I was going to get my books for next semester." She looked over at the slightly shell-shocked brunette that bore a striking resemblance to her. "I'm sorry about these two, um...Hermione, was it?"

Hermione shook her head. "I have a feeling that my twins did the same thing to you as yours did to me!" She laughed as Fred and George came over and wrapped their arms around her. "You must be Haruhi." Hermione stretched out her hand.

Haruhi grasped her hand and laughed. "We're here to go to college. Our apartment is a couple blocks away if you'd like to come over so we can formally meet and get to know each other. I have a feeling the guys have a lot in common."

Hermione nodded. "Our apartment is near the edge of the city. It would be nice to see your place and get to know you."

While the girls had been talking, the two sets of twins had been eyeing each other.

Fred and George had finally released Hermione. Hikaru and Kaoru took another moment, but they relinquished their hold on her shoulders to grasp her hands instead.

Haruhi smiled at the other trio. "Let's go then, yeah?"