"Hey, Bunny."

"Yes Jack?"

"You know, since you are the Easter Bunny, I was wondering...can you whip up any good egg jokes for me? Or is your brain fried?"

(Groans) "Here we go."

"Or is it scrambled?"

"Jack..."

"Come on, Bunny! I'm b-egging you!"

"Jack..."

"Lighten up! I think you need to come out of your shell more!"

"JACK!"

"Yes?"

"Don't make any more egg puns."

"But they're so egg-citing!"

(Groans) "Oh Jack, please stop."

"Why? Are they not egg-stravagant enough for you?"

"No. They're excellent...ly horrible."

"You mean egg-cellent."

(Groans) "Why did I say that?"

(Laughs) "I'm cracking up!"

"That's it, I'm leaving!"

"Aren't you going to egg-cept my challenge and hatch up a joke for me?"

"See ya, Jack."

"Don't poach any of my best yolks!"

"JACK NO MORE EGG JOKES!"

"..."

"Thank you."

"That's all, yolks!"

"That's it you're dead!"

"What egg-actly do you mean by that?"

"JACK FROST!"


So I told an egg joke in science class today...this is the result.

Hope you guys enjoyed!

:)