Title: Hero Complex

Rated: K+

Summary: In which Hiro has a "Hero-complex" and everyone suffers (or enjoys) from it every day.

Genre(s): Humor/Crack/Friendship

Warn: AU, ooc, absurd, weird, not beta'd.

Disc: I don't own BH6.

Note(s): Not really based on real life "Hero Syndrome"—though kind of. "END" is the chapters' end while "THE END" is the stories' end.

A/N: Finally had the BH6 humor-fic idea—since somehow humor is my major point—and I guess Tadashi's gonna be the one who suffers the most (and maybe Baymax too...?) from Hiro's "heroic" stunts. Lol.

If one asked what was the best attraction in San Fransokyo, they would probably get a couple of various (but still typical) answers from non-local San Fronsokyo who hadn't gone there before first-hand—only knew from the internet, relatives, friends, and stuff. Like the beautiful scenery of the city from up above the sky at night; or the sight of the sea from San Fransokyo's famous red-gated bridge; or even the sunset-viewing by using some kind of local aerial transportation. Though, if one asked the question to a local San Fransokyo, they would gladly (or maybe resentfully) answer it (with either an amused smile, a huge grin, a stifled laugh, a tired sigh, a sour scowl, or even a pale face) that the best (or worst, depended on who one was asking) thing San Fransokyo had on daily basis were actually none of the non-locals had said before (well, a couple of the locals had said it was too, but still, the majority said it wasn't).

It was actually the daily "heroism" shenanigans of one Hiro Hamada.

"Oh my God—Hiro what are you doing?!" Meet Tadashi Hamada. Nineteen, a college student, and, most importantly, Hiro's older brother and one of the very few people who could stop him (well, kind of) from doing anything more ridiculous than what he already did.

"Saving the poor cat from getting their poor feet tangled on one of the branches, duh." Meet Hiro Hamada. Fourteen, a local tiny genius of San Fransokyo, currently not studying anywhere (due to him already graduated high school two weeks ago with flying colors none the less), and the bane of everyone in San Fransokyo's lives for doing the crazy stunts he did on daily basis. "I'm seriously reconsidering to replace all the trees in this town with holographic ones that can produce oxygen and inhale the carbon dioxide—like a real tree could do—these trees are cursed I tell you!"

"Please don't." Tadashi replied dryly, massaging his temples. Seriously, was his brother really a genius or just plain old stupid, he really didn't know. "Holograms can't really do that unless you have something solid to have them do something like that—which brings us back to the 'cats and trees curse' but with less likely for the cat to get stuck on the top of the pole—or something—and more likely for it do destroy it by constantly scratching on to the pole."

"Well, unless you coated it with cat-claws-resistant materials, maybe it could survive; but still—you can't build something God can only build, Hiro!" Then screeched. "And get down here this instant!"

"Not until I rescue the small mammal from its misery!"

"JUST GET DOWN FROM THERE HIRO!"

"Come on Mister Paws, you can do it!" Hiro cheered for the white-and-black-furred cat whilst inching closer to said cat to catch it. The cat hissed and stepped backward, as Hiro came closer—nearing both to the edge of the tree's branch, much to Tadashi's horror—and instantly grabbed the cat—

"Gotcha! Now let's get you back to your ow—"

—when the tree branch broke.

"GAH!"

"HIRO!"

Tadashi ran forward, with his hands in front, and stopped right under where Hiro should have landed before catching him in his arms with the cat. The older Hamada immediately glared at him as he grinned sheepishly whilst "Mister Paws" struggled to get free from his hold.

"Err, can we hold back the admonitions for later? After we give the cat back to its owner?"

"…fine."

"…and you can let me down now, Tadashi…"

"Not a chance—I'm taking you there like this—God knows what you'll gonna do when I let you down."

"But it's embarrassing—"

"Deal with it, bonehead."

After getting the cat back to its owner (a grateful little boy named Chuck who instantly hugged his cat like there was no tomorrow and thanked them for getting his cat back; then promised to keep a more closer eye on it—though Tadashi feared the cat would do it again anytime sooner, after seeing its reaction toward the boy's hug), Tadashi and his aunt gave Hiro the scolding of a lifetime; which said boy hung his head down and promised to not do it again.

Though it didn't stop him doing his other Hero-ish shenanigans after that day—like now for instance.

"HIRO!"

—but that was another tale for another time.

END

A/N: Well that was fun to write—a little angst moment there, but meh—if anyone has an idea for one of Hiro's crazy stunts, just tell me. :D Also, reviews would be nice, thank you. :)

~G L. [Jakarta, 24.11.2014]

Edited and added a bit. [Jakarta, 27.12.2014]