"Sasuke-kun!"
Sasuke avoided eye contact. God, not these chicks again. Could they just… magically disappear or something?
"No." He stated bluntly and started walking off.
"But Sasuke!" Girls whined as they followed him. He could hear a girl laugh.

"Teme. They're never gonna stop you know."
Sasuke looked up.
"Naruko."
Naruko hopped down from the tree. The one girl in the whole damn school he could actually tolerate. She just seemed… like one of the guys. The other girls hissed.
"Oh can it. He wasn't even interested in you in the first place." She commented dully.
Sasuke smiled. He really did like her, honest, but…well, she was a girl.

Sasuke liked men. Flat chest, muscled flesh, alto voices, and less vagina. Yet, he couldn't help but hang out with the strange girl. Naruko was different from most girls. She wasn't even interested in dating. Like Sasuke she turn everyone down. When Sasuke had noticed this he had asked to meet her in private.

"I'm not into dating Teme."
"I know."
"Then why you here?"
Sasuke pulled out a packet of ramen.
"Hear you like ramen."
The girl looked like she was about to droll but reframed herself from doing so.
"S-so?"
"So, I'll give you a ton of ramen if you lie for me."
"Oh?"
At the time Sasuke was about to go through a forced engagement if he didn't get a girlfriend. So he explained that if he took her to meet his parents and tell them that she was his girlfriend then they'd drop the engagement. Ever since that event they became friends. Hell who wouldn't? He gave her like a whole year supply of ramen! Score!

Pissed the other girls walked off.
"Yeah know, I'm cirious-" Naruko commented out loud "Why don't you ever go out with girls?"
As close as they were though, Sasuke didn't tell her he was gay.
"Hn."
"That's not an answer."
"Not interested."

He glanced over at her "What?"
"I wounder… do you have no hormones?"
Sasuke twitched.
"I have plenty."
"For a girl maybe. Guys are horny as fuck."
Sasuke had to laugh at that. Yeah, they could be.
"And you'd know that how?"
"Isn't it obvious? They think with their dicks all the time."
True.
"Well, I don't."
"…are you even a guy?" she then snapped her fingers "I know! You were a girl who had sex change and haven't been taking your meds." Sasuke glared at her. She pointed a finger at his face. "See? You're face clearly states it's your time of the month!" Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"What about you? You a boy?"
She jolted.
"Wh-wha-!? What makes you think that!?"
That's interesting, Sasuke thought to himself. She acted more surprised than angry.
"You don't date guys."
"Eeeeewww!" She shivered.
"…You're lesbian?"
"It's …confusing."
"What's so confusing about it? Either you like girls or you like boys. Which is it?"
They were silent for a bit then the bell ringed. She ran off.
"Oi! Don't think it's over just because the bell ringed."
He sighed and followed. After all, they had most of their classes together.

-

As they sat through their teacher's lecture, Naruko couldn't stop thinking about the words that Sasuke had said earlier 'What's so confusing about it? Either you like girls or you like boys. Which is it?' I wish it was that simple, she thought to herself as she banged her head on the desk. If it weren't for her stupid curse this wouldn't even be a problem…or his stupid curse.

Long story short, Naruko had a curse. A gender curse. It made it so that she had to be a girl for 12 hours and a boy for the other half. Doctor's claimed that she had to be a boy, since that's how he was when he was born, but he was born with a curse. Which meant he could have been a girl while still in his mom's womb. Was he a boy or a girl? Gah! Naruko began pulling on her hair, she sounded like a confused transgender!

Sasuke watched Naruko in amusement. She was always entertaining. He scribbled a note on a piece of paper and flicked it at her. When it hit her head she turned around to see a smirking Sasuke. He then moved his hands as though they were a book opening and closing. Naruto then noticed that there was a piece of paper in her hair. She took it out and began to read it.
Dyke.
Naruko jolted up and ripped the paper to shreads.
"I AM NOT A DYKE!"
"Naruko!"
Naruko froze. She had completely forgot she was still in the classroom.
"Heh heh, Oohps."
" 'heh heh' isn't gonna cut it." Her teacher then walked up to Naruko's desk and handed her a pink slip. "You are going to stay after school in detention."
Her mouth gawked open.
"Seriously?"
"Seriously."
The teacher then turned around and continued the lecture. Naruko slumped back into her seat. She then heard a chuckle. Turning around she could see Sasuke having an incredibly hard time not to burst out laughing. Naruko glaired at him.
"Bastered…"

-

School was now over for the day but Sasuke hanged around anyways. When he noticed that Naruko was totally avoiding him during lunch he felt pretty shitty. It was kinda his fault that she was in trouble. He glanced at his watch. Just how long was she gonna stay there for!? (perfect student, never had detention so he wouldn't know).

The doors banged open and he glanced up. Naruko was running like her life depended on it.
"Hey!" Sasuke yelled annoyed by the fact she totally didn't notice him. Or worse…maybe she did but ignored him anyways… even more pissed off by the thought he ran after her.

As he got close to her and was about to say something he heard Naruko say the most strangest thing.
"Crap it's already five! Got to hide, got to hide!"
Sasuke tilt his head in confusion. Five? Hide? …What the fuck? He continued to follow but said nothing. She didn't even seem to notice that someone was following her. Dope, he thought to himself.

She turned into an alley way, which of course Sasuke did as well. But unlike Naruko, Sasuke was attacked by a large piece of fabric. Once he removed the said article he stopped all movement. Were Naruko should have been was a young boy. He was climbing up a wire fence and then jumped onto the other side. Since the boy was looking down he hadn't even notice Sasuke, but Sasuke certainly noticed him. He just stood there as the boy ran off.
"Ohps! Sorry 'bout that!"
Sasuke looked up to see a woman a few floors up who was drying her laundry on a line. Sasuke looked at the fabric then at the general direction where the boy was. Or…was it a boy? Sasuke began pondering to himself. That should have been Naruko. But Sasuke wasn't dumb, he knew what he saw was a boy. And yet…he had the same features as Naruko. Blond hair, three whiskers on each cheek, tan skin… … was he that desperate for a boyfriend that he was imagining Naruko as a boy? Sasuke sighed and dropped the cloth on the ground and went home. Maybe he was tired… really REALLY tired.