The Garage Full of Cocaine

By Shadowgate

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Fred gave the team of a pep talk "alright everyone it's just an hour drive. We want to become police officers when we're grown up well we're very lucky to have this assignment."

Velma said "this assignment is to search a garage for bad things?"

Fred said "well specifically illegal drugs like cocaine."

Scooby said "Kroc-cay?"

Shaggy replied "no Scooby we're not going to play that we're going to a garage to find cocaine."

Scooby said "cocaine? Ruff. Ruff."

Fred said "now Shaggy and Scooby cocaine is not food so don't try to eat it."

Daphne said "definitely don't eat it. It's dangerous."

Shaggy responded "speaking of food do you think you think we can stop and eat on the way?"

Fred answered "it's only going to be an hour drive."

Scooby barked and then Fred said "alright we'll stop along the way."

The gang takes off on the road and they stop at Subway. Scooby stuffed a foot long meatball sub in no time.

After they spent 35 minutes at Subway they got back on the road. Scooby was sad they had to leave the restaurant and to make matters worse Shaggy didn't want to leave either. Scooby had to drag him out.

When they arrived at the garage Fred used a pair of sheers to cut the lock. Velma and Daphne reviewed paperwork that made Scooby's gang legally deputized and the search warrant was attached.

When Fred opened the garage he found a dozen boxes.

Shaggy said "all I see are boxes."

Fred pulled out a pocket knife and opened one of the boxes exposing cocaine.

Another van pulled up behind them. What Scooby and the gang saw when the occupiers of that van got out left them frozen in fear.

They were shocked to see a rock band dressed like aliens.

They were also shocked to see a T-Rex.

Shaggy said "Scooby I think I'm going to lose the record for having a pet that can eat the most food."

Scooby growled.

The band started jamming.

After a song the band asked why they had broken into the garage. The band sure didn't look happy but Fred explained everything and showed them the paperwork.

Scooby asked to try the cocaine. The band agreed to share some with all of them if they didn't confiscate it. They would just lie on the paperwork and say they found the garage empty.

After Shaggy and Scooby tried cocaine they rocked with Gwar hard has a motherfucking anvil falling off a cliff.

T-Rex and Scooby became great buddies.

THE END