The moon was full and bright, illuminating the night sky as well as the large, dark and gloomy mansion below it. It was also Thanksgiving time, a time to have people come together and conduct camaraderie, food drives, and Black Friday. Except for the people in this particular mansion…

As the people for the food drives came up to the house, knocking on the door, they had no idea that there were people above them, looking down at them.

"This is my favorite time of year."

"Remember when we met?"

"Of course, I do… I could never forget that day…"

"You had your hair in braids then."

"You were so weak."

"You were so pale in the sunlight."

"You looked so frightened."

"You were so odd…"

"You were so Jewish…"

"Mother, Father, can we do it now?"

The two turned as a lovely pale girl looked up at the devoted parents.

"Go ahead, October."

The girl gave a mischievous smirk and picked up a can of green beans. She lightly threw it up and caught it and then pulled back her arm. She looked over at her uncle.

"Are you ready, Uncle Pugsley?"

"I've got the turkey." He said, holding a huge uncooked turkey up.

October's father bent down and picked up a bow and arrow, handing it to his wife.

"To Camp Chipewa."

Wednesday reached into her bosom and grabbed matches, lighting them and then the end of the arrow.

"If Hell was an incarnation, it would be that place."

Joel smirked and let go of his wife as he pulled back the bow.

"To Gary and Becky Granger."

He pulled back the arrow and fired it down to the food drive people below as Pugsley threw the turkey and October threw cans of food at them.

Morticia looked on with a satisfied smile as she knitted in her chair. Ah… a new Addams generation...

i have always wanted to do an addams family fanfic with wednesday and joel as parents. i will try not to make them just like gomez and morticia but i want the same quirkiness to remain. please be gentle, this is my first out-of-anime fanfic i've ever felt strongly about doing.