Love Stoned

Chapter One

(A/N: I know I've been gone for forever, no I haven't been hiding under a rock lol I've just been super busy, but I haven't forgotten about my story Welcome to the Family. I'm overwhelmed by the positive response it's gotten and I'm going to try to get back to it as soon as possible but here's a new one for you. It's very A/U and is very heavily rated M because it will contain loads of Smut. It's strictly H/Hr though it doesn't start out that way. Hope you enjoy ;-)

Five am twenty- five year old Hermione's internal alarm goes off and she sits up in bed with a yarn and a stretch. She looks over at her boyfriend of three years Terry Boot sleeping soundly on the other side of the bed. She smiles to herself she and Terry had their ups and downs but they've remained together and she felt that they had an incredibly strong relationship. But sometimes she had this nagging feeling in the back of her mind, sometimes in the pit of her stomach that the love they shared wasn't what she felt it should be. She shook her head as those feelings washed over her. What was wrong with her Terry was handsome, kind, smart and funny she was a very lucky woman indeed. She decided to push her thoughts aside and get ready for her work day.

She was a healer at St. Mungos. She normally worked on healing child wizards but generally worked in all areas of medicine. She and her fellow co-worker and old classmate Neville Longbottom were currently working on a side project in the medical lab. A healing potion that if made correctly could heal Neville's parents from their torture curse induced insanity. She loved her job. It was exhilarating, challenging, frustrating and heartwarming all at once. She couldn't imagine working in any other profession.

She slipped the covers off and went into the bathroom to change into her running gear. She ran four miles six days out of the week. Not only was it good exercise it was a stress reliever. And while she loved her job it could be very stressful at times. Once she had on her running pants, t-shirt, jacket and red trainers she headed out the door. After her run she came back in the house showered and made breakfast. By this time Terry had awoken and walked into the kitchen smelling the delicious aroma of his girlfriend's food. He walked over to the stove where she was and placed a kiss on her cheek.

"Morning love." He said his voice raspy from sleep.

She smiled as she continued to scramble the eggs. He walked over to the fridge and poured himself a glass of orange juice. Then he sat down at the kitchen table.

"Morning babe, how'd you rest?" she asked.

Terry was an Auror a very good one. He and his partner were often the first ones called to a crime sight. His job was stressful and sometimes he had nightmares of what he'd seen. Hermione knew all about nightmares, she'd had quite a few when the war had ended.

"Very well considering I spent my night next to the most gorgeous girl in the world." She looked over her and smiled shoulder and he winked at her. He was such a charmer.

She plated him some food before plating her own and came to the table with both plates. She sat down and he poured her a glass of orange juice before handing her some utensils. She thanked him and tucked in. After eating breakfast with light chatter he volunteered to do the dishes while she got dressed for work. She walked out dressed in her light blue scrubs, white trainers and white lab coat. She leaned on the wall and watched him for a second; he was finishing up the dishes. He really was handsome. He was tall about 6'2, he had a muscular frame but his abs weren't perfectly toned. He had blonde hair and blue eyes and a smile that could melt her heart. How could she ever have second thoughts about a man so perfect? She shook her head and smiled. She walked over to him and wrapped her arms around his torso and laid her head on his muscular back. He dried his hands and turned around to face her. She moved her arms around his neck and he wrapped his arms around her waist. She leaned up and kissed him. When she kissed him it was nice, always sweet but there was never that spark of electricity. Never that shot of passion coursing through her that she so desperately wanted to feel with him. The one that she had felt with the one before him, the one she wanted to forget.

She pulled back from the kiss and looked into his gorgeous blue eyes.

"I'll see you tonight for dinner."

He kissed her nose and said. "You sure will, have a good day at work babe." She stepped out of his embrace and smiled then she apparated to work.


It had truly been a stressful day. There was an outbreak of dragonpox and she'd seen about fifteen patients with symptoms today. They were all kids ages 1 to 11 and her heart ached for them. Though there was a cure for dragonpox the cure took a while to affect the patient and it was a painful virus to have. She sighed and looked at her watch it was twelve o'clock nearing lunch time and she was excited to go to lunch. She was meeting with two of her very good friends. She finished her latest chart and hung up her lab coat as she headed to the floo to go to a café in diagon alley to meet with her lunch companions.

Once there she saw them sitting in the back of the café, they waved her over and both stood to hug her as she came closer.

"Ginny, Luna…" she said as she embraced one and then the other. "I feel like it's been ages." They all smiled and sat down.

"That's because it bloody has Dr. I'm too busy to catch up with my friends." Exclaimed Ginny sarcastically. Luna let out a chuckle and Hermione smiled rolling her eyes and waving it off.

"Oh come on it has not." She said chuckling a bit. The waitress came and they placed their orders.

"So how's that hot Auror boy toy of yours?" asked Ginny as their drinks came.

"He has a name you know," said Hermione smiling "Terry is just fine."

"That he is." Agreed Ginny Hermione rolled her eyes again and laughed.

"So Luna how's little Ariel?" asked Hermione. Ariel was Luna and Ron's two year old daughter. Ron and Luna had been married for about four years now.

"She's doing just lovely Hermione, you have to come by and see her, she asks about you all the time."

"I know I miss the little munchkin," she said smiling. "I'll be by soon and how's Ron you keeping him in line?"

"Of course," Luna replied laughing "Ronald's just fine he misses his best friend as well."

"I floo chat Ron once a week, he can't miss me that much. Besides I'm sure he hears about me from Terry all the time." Terry and Ron were both Aurors and partners. It was Ron who set Terry and Hermione up three years ago after watching her go through her first major heartbreak the year before.

"If you say so," replied Luna sipping on her lemon iced tea.

"And Ginny how are you and Merton?" Hermione asked. Ginny had been dating Merton Graves for the past year. He was the lead singer of the weird sisters and had just come off a four month tour last week.

"He's bloody fantastic. Honestly I missed him so much when he was on tour but if I'd have known he was going to fuck me like that when he came back I'd have sent him on tour ages ago, I mean he pulled out all the stops. Handcuffs, whipped cream and blindfolds" said Ginny fanning herself.

"Ginny language," Hermione scolded blushing. Ginny could be so vulgar sometimes. Luna laughed and Ginny rolled her eyes as their food came.

"Oh come on Hermione we're all bloody adults here and I assure you that we can all enjoy a good shag when it comes our way don't you agree?" Ginny asked looking at Luna, Luna laughed again and nodded in agreement.

"No complaints here," said Luna holding up her hands in surrender. "Ronald is an absolute animal in the sack," said Luna with a dreamy glossy look coming over her face

"You guys are bloody ridiculous," said Hermione shaking her head and laughing lightly.

"Rubbish Mione I know that fine specimen of a man you have at home shags you pretty damn well," said Ginny eating her spaghetti.

Hermione blushed while eating her salad. Her and Terry's sex life was not something she wanted to discuss over lunch. While Terry was a very good lover he wasn't a very experimental one. He normally likes to stick with one position and he wasn't very keen on things like foreplay.

"We will not be discussing my sex life over lunch thank you."

"Bullshit if the sex is good you'll want to fucking talk about it," Ginny exclaimed.

"Remind me why I agreed to come to lunch today?" asked Hermione sarcastically. Ginny smirked at her and Luna shook her head.

"So how's work?" Luna asked attempting to save Hermione from more embarrassment. Hermione perked up as she started discussing work. She in turn asked them about their jobs.

Ginny played reserve seeker for the Holyhead Harpies and Luna worked part-time as a columnist on her father's paper. After that the conversation flowed and there was no more talk of each other's sex lives.


Harry's head was fucking pounding. That incessant tapping on his window woke him up but he couldn't move. He was trapped between two bodies. His head was spinning as he tried to recall the events of last night. The team won. They went to a hot wizarding night club in France where they were staying for the night and two French wizarding models caught his eye. He bought several rounds of shots got shit-faced and invited the two girls back to his suite where they engaged in several rounds of steamy hot sex. He smirked to himself his life was never boring.

He disentangled himself from his two companions and got out of bed. He found his briefs and put them on. Then he opened his window and snatched the annoying owl from the window seal. The owl squeaked when Harry took the letter from it. He gave the owl some water and went to look for his glasses. Once he found them he put them on and sat down on the sofa then he opened the letter.

Hey Mate,

It's Ron but I'm sure you already know that. I know that you've been out of town for a bit playing with the team. Puddlemere looks great this season by the way, if you ever tell anyone I said that I'll have to kill you. (Harry paused and chuckled). Anyway I'm writing to see how you're doing and to invite you back to help me plan a surprise party for Luna and my four year anniversary. I know you have another game next week but after that you'll be on break from quite some time. Our Anniversary is about four weeks away and your input would be really great mate. I'm going to ask Hermione for help too (Harry's heart sank a bit at reading that). I know you two aren't exactly on the best of terms and haven't been for a while now but mate it's time you come back and talk to her so we can be close like we use to be. I miss hanging out just the three of us. Anyway I hope you're doing well and staying out of trouble but I know you're not staying out of trouble because it's you (Harry chuckles again). I hope to hear from you soon and please don't say no.

Best Wishes Ron

Harry closed the letter and quickly wrote a reply saying that he'd be there. Ron was his best friend and he couldn't say no to him. Even if that meant he had to see her again. They hadn't physically seen each other since Ron's wedding four years ago and he didn't know how he would feel once he saw her again. He knew that she probably never wanted to see him again. But he did want to apologize to her, he just didn't think she'd let him. He sighed and decided to order some room service. The two French girls started to wake up. He wondered if they'd be up for another round. They both sat up in bed the sheet falling to their waist revealing four perky breast. They motioned for him to join them and he smirked to himself and got up pulling his briefs off before joining them in bed.

(A/N: Hope you enjoyed that, next time Hermione goes to dinner with Terry and his parents and he has something important to tell her or ask her. She and Neville discuss their potion progress. And she finds out that Harry will be coming to town to help with the anniversary party, How do you think she'll react? till next time GES.)