Dirty Talking!OQ Project: #Robin 10: "Tell me all the dirty little things you do when you masturbate. Tell me what you think about."


God, she would give anything if she could just go home. She was so tired, she'd been working all day in the office and that particular day seemed to last forever.

It was supposed to be their night, they had planned every last minute of it: Roland and Henry were spending the night at Emma's so she and Robin could finally spend some time alone, have one of their romantic dinners and… make love all night long. Or at least so they hoped.

Damn, it had been forever since they've last had sex. They missed each other so much, he—God, he won't stop telling her just how much he missed her, her soft skin pressed against his, her touch, her mouth.

She exhaled sharply and closed her eyes: she had to deal with it. It was nine and she couldn't leave. No dinner together. And, once back home, she was going to be too tired to even keep her eyes open.

"Sorry I ruined our special night." she texted him. God, she was a disaster.

"Don't worry, my love. Spent it in front of the tv watching Spongebob and eating junk."

She was pretty quick to reply: "Not on my couch, I hope."
"I'm afraid it was. Sorry."

"ROBIN!" and she couldn't help but smile. Her stupid, stupid thief.

"I swear to you I used a plate."

God, she missed him so much. She was supposed to cook him something special, and maybe even make him apple turnovers. Of course, they would have ended up eating them for breakfast, considering how hungry for each other they were, and surely apple turnovers weren't exactly the kind of dessert Robin had in mind.

Her smile suddenly turned into a smirk as she texted him back:
"Spongebob, huh? I was already picturing you jerking off to some low quality porn." she blushed as she reread the message. What the hell was wrong with her? She was supposed to be working.

"You're all the porn I need and, trust me, it's anything but low quality ;)"

She should not reply. She had to concentrate on her work and try to hurry back home, but the buzzing sound of another text message made her change her mind: "Was it making you wet? The thought of me jerking off."

Fuck. "Robin, I'm working. And we're not gonna do this again."

"What?" he replied quickly "I don't know what you're talking about." Damn thief.

"Sexting." she rolled her eyes as she wrote.
"You're right. Sorry." and she seemed to believe him. She put down the phone and tried to concentrate on the papers: she was going to be home soon, she just needed to… Bzzz.

Fuck.

This thime, tho, it wasn't a message.

"What do you want, Robin, I'm working." she picked up her phone and couldn't help biting her lip as she heard his soft, low voice.

He hesitated for a moment, then breathed deeply: "You."

"Robin…" she exhaled.
"Yes, that's exactly the sound I want to hear: my name. Coming from your lips like a pray." she suddenly felt a wave of heat spreading all the way through her body. "Were you thinking of me jerking off, Regina? Tell me. I want to hear you say it."
"I just… I just thought that, since we won't have sex tonight, you just wanted… some release."

She heard him muffling a laugh: "So much for being explicit."

"Robin, I told you, I'm at work, we can't do this again, I'm already late with the papers."

"But you were thinking of that, weren't you?" she could almost see it: that damned cocky grin of his. God, she just wanted to… "Did the thought of me masturbating make you wet? Did you picture me with my hand wrapped around my cock, stroking it up and down, making it hard just as you like it?"

Fuck, that had her.

"I…"
"Because that's exactly what I am doing right now. And no, Regina, I'm not watching porn, I'm just sitting here, on your couch and imagining you with your feet on each side of your desk, with your legs spread and your panties soaked wet for me."

Fuck.

He was right, she was wet. The mere thought of him made her wet. She couldn't believe he still had that effect on her.

"Tell me how wet you are, Regina. Say it."

She closed her eyes and slowly rose the corners of her skirt, until it was just a thick layer of cloth wrapped firmly around her hips. She touched herself from above the fabric of her panties and couldn't help but release a moan.
"I'm so wet, Robin."

"Yes, that's it." he had won. Again. He knew that. "Touch yourself, Regina." and that she did. Oh, she so did. She breathed heavily against the phone as she touched her through her panties.

"Robin… I need you."

"I know, my love. And I need you." God, he wanted nothing more than to reach her only to find her with her legs spread open and her panties around her ankles. "Keep touching yourself for me."she finally slipped her right hand under the fabric and moaned as she finally reached her clit and started drawing lazy circles. "Yes, just like that, rub yourself for me." he whispered as he kept stroking himself. "Tell me all the dirty little things you do when you masturbate. Tell me what you're thinking about."

"Hmm… I just slid a finger inside of me." she purred as she relaxed her back against her not-so-comfortable-anymore chair. She just wished she could lay down, right now. "It's your finger, Robin." she smiled. "You feel how wet I am? It's for you. You're the only one who can get me this wet."

And yes, this time he was the one to moan: "So fucking wet."

"Yeah…" she moaned as she slid a second finger him and told him in details. He put him on sneakerphone so she had another free hand, which she used to unbutton her shirt and free one of her breasts. "Oh Robin, my nipples are so hard against your tongue. Please, suck them harder." she closed her eyes, enjoying the pleasure as she kept moving her fingers in and out. "Hmm, I love the way you tease me while your fingers are stuck inside of me. Please, don't stop, I promise to lick them clean afterwards."

"Fuck, Regina!" he yelled, increasing the pace of his hand.

"Yes, just like that. Please… Faster." he thought he was about to explode right there as he heard the sound of her fingering through the phone. "Oh Robin! Yes!" and fuck, fuck , she was screaming. "God, just like that, suck my clit, eat me out while you fuck my brains out with your long fingers." he was going crazy and he nearly chocked with his own saliva as she said: "Look at your cock, Robin. It's so hard, throbbing… Please, give it to me. I just want you to… Oh god, yes! Just like that!" she yelled, inserting a third finger and adding her other hand to the mix, circling her clit. "God, you feel so good inside of me, so fucking big. You stretch me out to my limits, Robin!" and he did. He knew he did. The sole thought of being finally buried balls deep inside of that perfectly tight cunt almost drove him over the edge. "Don't stop, please, I'm so close, Robin, so fucking close." and she was. "You feel that? My walls clenching around your cock, taking you even deeper."

"Fuck, Regina, I'm about to…"
"Yes, cum inside of me, fill me up. I want it all inside of me." God, she was just too much when she talked dirty. He should have never asked for it: even though he knew she was shy at first, he also knew he couldn't resist her when she did it.

"Oh yes, fuck!" she screamed.

They came together and, for a moment, when she closed her eyes, she thought he was there with her.

"God, that was… I love your dirty mouth so fucking much, you know that, right?"

She suddenly blushing, as if he was there, looking at her deeply.

"I know. You bring out the very best of me." she rolled her eyes.

They stayed silent for a brief moment, then she looked down on the phone: "I…I ripped my panties." she smiled.

"You what?"

"Yeah I kind of… exaggerated and I didn't want to take them off because, you know, I'm working." she said sardonically and he couldn't help but smile as he pictured her biting her lip in response.

"So… That means you'll come home wearing no underwear?"

"Doesn't matter. You'll be already asleep once I'll be back."

"Trust me, after this news I'll wait all night long to just slam you agains the wall and rise your skirt."

Author note: these prompts are meant to be drabbles, so don't expect long OS! I'll be posting more often in the following days due to this project! I hope you enjoy :)