Okay here's the update finally I apologize I've been super busy with everything and life in general. Well don't own KHR or it would be trash. Hope you like and a very miniscule hint of all27 but only if you squint hard I couldn't resist just makes sense. Tsuna centered with a little Shamal in there. Shamal needs More love that he doesn't get in this story. Sorry for being a hypocrite. Thanks for reading and sticking through it with me. Apologies for spelling mistakes I'm trash so sorry. Please read on.

Rule number 4: don't imply the Vongola Decimo is feminine

Tsuna had grown up beautiful much to his disdain. With his mothers looks. Soft doe eyes, soft long brunet hair in a ponytail because as great as Giotto was he wishes people would stop comparing him to him. Short in height. Slender and lithe with flawless skin. Yeah..he would never be voted most manly no matter what Hayate said.

The only thing hehad ever wanted from his father other than for him to at least come home was his manly build. His dad was along of things but Tsuna had to grudgingly admit he was handsome in that manly man way. God Tsuna wished he was manly handsome but nooooo, fate had to screw him over again. As if saving the world as we know it wasn't enough to make him lucky forever. Because he was Japanese he was virtually hairless, it took him three years to grow one chest hair that had promptly been burned off in a fight. It seemed the only Italian blood he got was for dying will flames.

It didn't help everyone was taller than him Hibari was tall,Takashi tall,Gokurda tall check even Lambo and Futa were taller than him and they were younger. It didn't help they were always standing near him. He always looked like a hobbit in comparison to his skyscraper tall guardians (damn them). When he shared his thoughts about his height Reborn had abruptly dissolved into stickers and laughed his guts out at him. Geese some home tutor. He got shot for that comment.

People were constantly mistaking him as a girl much to his and his guardians displeasure .(apparently he was their's or something. Weirdos)

Anyway Tsuna hated being mistaken as a girl. He wasn't girly in the slightest. (No Reborn, just because he liked to cook, could sew along with mother henning all his Familigia didn't mean anything. Shut up it didn't!)

His girly looks were most unfortunate it meant marriage proposals adding to his already sky high paper work.(stupid guardians. Why did he pick them. Oh yeah he had been young and stupid. He hated them all. Evil,evil, paperwork) Also inappropriate groping was happening frequently. The last guy who tried it was not going to be busy anytime . He had also heard Hibari and muttering about people touching their omnivore.( Again weirdo)

So when Shamal who he had hired as a doctor after being gruffly told 'we'll your not that bad despite not being a chick' came back from his vacation Tsuna had been prepared to welcome him.

Now Shamal who had not seen the Decimo in quit some time the last with short hair only saw a brunet chick. Waiting for him he immediately hit on her. Sure she was lacking in the breast department but he could deal with that. He was a leg guy anyway. She was cute enough for it to not matter. Button nose,full lips, long eyelashes and the biggest doe eyes that admit ably looked familiar but who cared she was cute.

He greeted her with a leer and a "hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven." She tilted her head adorably a confused look on her face. Huh. An innocent one he would love to ruin it. Taking her hand in his he bent a kissed it and said to her "Milady I saw you from afar and your beauty astounded me why don't you join me tonight so we can get to know each other." Eyebrow wiggle. He watches her face go pale the brilliant red painting her a rosy shade.

Then she did something unexpected. Instead of blushing and stuttering like he thought she would, her eyes narrowed and wait was that orange and she kicked him straight in the holy place. A strangled "Vongola" left his lips before he crumpled and everything went dark.

It took Shamal three months to recover and he never implied that Tsuna wasn't manly ever again. Humph served him right .

Many more of these incidents occurred till Tsuna took to wearing a sign saying 'I'm a boy' it did nothing to stop the flirting and marriage proposals they thought he was being cute. So at the next annual mafia meeting the first person to flirt and grope him he kicked in the balls, foot lit with dying will flames. After that the groping stopped. The flirting and proposals still came but at a safe distance.

Tsuna was very satisfied. Anyone implying he was less than manly would face the consequences and his foot .

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-Starstorm