Easter Special

"Damned Baka Usagi, can't believe he did that! Making a fool out of me in front of everyone like that!" I was not in the mood to be trifled with even when I walked into the Food Court to begin with, now I just want to lop off anyone's head who just so looks at me for any longer than a fucking second. Or even looks at me at all! "I can't fucking wait until I will be able to kill that bastard, causing me so much hurt to my pride, and insulting Al- Moyashi like that!" Out of anger I punched at a wall only to find that my fist was caught in the process, pissed off I was going to use my other hand to punch the person in the face. Wait . . . there is only one person that can catch my fist without getting hurt (Face excluded) when I am this pissed off. Or maybe someone did catch my fist (In their face)?

"How so?" Damn, I was hoping for someone else (Face).

"Fuck you!" Shit, I should have worded that better! Great, I can sense his smirk already.

"Already BaKanda!? My, aren't you fast? But I don't want to lose something so important to someone like you, an arrogant selfish rampaging murderous sailor-mouthed temper-tantrum-prone sword-wielding bastard samurai. If anything, I am hurt by the idea that you would even think of raping me, stripping me of my precious virginity!" When I looked at him he put on quite a show, god I hope that he doesn't become like that robot-creating-asshole-no-good-for-nothing-lazy-sister-complex-scientist!

"I meant, go die in a hole you shit, and no, I don't want your stupid virginity, who even wants you anyways!" Sword, sword, sword, sword, sword, sword, SWORD! I HAVE TO FUCKING KILL THIS SHIT RIGHT ABSOLUTLY NNNOOOOOWWWWWW!

"Ouch, but you never answered my question, how did I get insulted?" Damned bastard, doesn't he see my hand hovering over my sword? Damnit, he doesn't, or he just fucking doesn't give a shit! He better stop spending such much time with that Baka Usagi Bastard! "Are you okay BaKanda? You've been staring at me like you want to murder me and everyone else in the Order right now." His voice brings me back to reality, I open my mouth but found it suddenly full of cotton, it wasn't Allen like I thought, it was Alma. But that should be impossible, Alma died. Right in my arms as well. There should be no way that Alma is alive again, no, this can't be real! Alma's face turned into one that holds hatred and would stop at nothing to get what he wanted, his thin body morphing into the one that he was in before he died. My feet stayed planted into the ground as Alma stated walking towards me, crackling insanely even louder and louder as he got nearer and nearer, whilst I just stood there, unable to move. Everything around us began shaking, crumbling. A sharp gleam against the darkness.

"HOw cOUld yOU dO thIs tO US dddDDEEAAARRRR?"

"-A, -N-A, -ANDA, KANDA! WAKE UP! PLEASE! JUST WAKE UP!" I opened my eyes, leaned over and puked. My arms and legs feel like jelly, and I can only really hear my heart beating in my ears. Alma's face was filled with insanity, hatred, and murder. He wanted to kill me so much! Feeling my stomach revolting against me again, I braced myself for puking.

"D- don't . . . ev'n . . . even dare th-" There goes my food. "Think of telling anyone! Go- got it?" I heard a small sigh followed by a yes. "What time is it?" It looks pretty dark out to me, then again, we are inside of the Black Order, Allen's room. Uke follows after all (there was a little story behind me calling Kanda the Uke and Allen the Seme. I'll tell you later about that though~)

"It's one o'clock BaKanda, I was surprised that you didn't wake up a five on the dot like you always do, so I just let you sleep. That is until you started to get violent, and woke you up." Allen's voice sounded neutral for some reason. I looked up from my puking to see his angelic like face, no, he looked and acted like an angel. A fallen angel when it comes to relationships though, he should really learn that when a girl asks you to eat with them, it's a date, and when you accept dates from someone else than your boyfriend, it's considered cheating. At least those girls got their 'lesson'.

"Wha's wrong?" Fuck it all, there goes my pride. The all great and cold hearted Kanda was just seen caring for a stupid bastard that will get himself killed prematurely. The and only, Allen Dipshit Walker. Damn my mouth and brain not being on the same god damn track!

"Seems like I should be the one asking you that BaKanda! I think that was the first time I heard you say something like that to anyone here! Oh god, Hell has frozen over! No really, Hell has, they just got a snowstorm and now those poor Norwegians . . . (If you don't know, you know no Hetalia!) I'm glad I don't have a mission there, unlike Lavi." Allen's soft velvety hair fell forwards, I reached my hand up to Allen's face and brushed his hair out of the way to kiss him on the lips. When he opened his mouth and let my tongue in, he quickly backed off and blanched.

"Something the matter Allen Dipshit Walker, or do you not like it when I kiss you?" Despite me being serious, the nerve his has, that Baka Moyashi start to chuckle! But damn, he sounds lovely.

"No, it's just that you taste like puke, that's all. Unless you like having your boyfriend puke in your mouth whilst kissing because you tasted like puke? Sorry, not happening, no matter how much of a jerk you are, I will not tolerate puking in your mouth while kissing a bloody git." Git? The fucks that!? "Git is a commonly used term, albeit crudely, for calling someone stupid, an idiot, or even sometimes, a dumbass. Git." I can feel my cheeks burning up! Oh if only he wasn't my boyfriend, then I could punch him without feeling any remorse! Wait . . . I have a wonderful idea!

"Allen." Pause for dramatics.

"Yes?" Hesitation, fearfulness.

"We're breaking up." This should set him straight.

"WHAT?! WHY!?" God he looks so cute, with his face all cherry red, framed by his snow-white hair (HA! *snicker* Snow White *snicker*), all huffing and puffing with anger and confusion. Too adorable. Can't resist! And what the hell do you think you're doing? God, I just need to punch him in the face and get done with it! I sucked in air, curled up my fist, and looked at him. Fuck me! I fucking HATE his puppy eyes! Since when did I become so . . . so so- sof- soft? When I meet him . . . SHUT UP!

"Never mind, I can't do it, I'm too weak to punch you in the face now!" I don't know how I said that through my hand after it greeted my face. Sheer annoyance seems to be leaking out of my very pores more and more often these days.

"Can't do what BaKanda? You're starting to worry me here. Are you even listening to me? HEY! Damned Kanda, won't even listen to me!" Don't kill, no Mugen. Don't kill, no Mugen. Don't kill, no Mugen. "I guess you won't be finding anything this year, such a pity."

"WWHHAAATTT!?" I just want to bash in his little shit-filled face!

"Leenalee has cameras posed all around the room so she can . . . 'document' something." I'm going to have to put a leash around Komui's neck and see how long until he turns blue, or if he will keep a leash around Leenalee's neck. Seriously, who would let their little sister take photos of boys having sex? Especially one who has a sister complex with said little sister. No matter what her hobbies are!

"Sorry." Explain to me why I am doing this?

"What? I didn't hear you~" Damned brat putting his fucking hand to his god damned ear and acting all cute and all that other shit while being so god damn fucking annoying. God I hate him so much, but he is to cute for his own good! Al-Moyashi reminds of a puppy before it's kicked, pleading you with all it's tiny heart to not do so. Except that he is using it to get what he wants, an apology from me, the Great Kanda, the same Great Kanda who will not hesitate cutting off your head if you just so much as cough in his direction Kanda.

"You know what I said damnit!" Can I just find the egg now? Who fucking cares if there are cameras all around the fucking place! I just want to have some 'fun'. (I will get set on changing the maturity rating now!)

"You'll have to do some work for it you know. First, you clean the bathroom, then you put away the clothes that are one the ground here, fix the bed, and then bring me some food." I sat on the edge of my bed, staring at Allen, there is no fucking way I can bring a fucking mountain in my room! And it doesn't matter if it is made of food! That bastard must have seen how I was looking at him. "It's not impossible if you bring it in as small packages BaKanda. Geez, sometimes I wonder just how stupid you can get sometimes!"

"It's final then, no food for you, no hunting for me!" I wonder how long that will last.

"That's okay, I still have to punish you for ditching me with Miss Yaoi Girl last Valentines." Shit, I had hoped that he had forgotten about that! Allen is looking a bit scary now, like when he is playing poker. I'll just slowly walk away now, and hide for the rest of the day after giving my loving and non-murderous boyfriend a kiss. Yeah, I should reconsider on how I run away from Yaoi Girls. Least I want to be killed by my boyfriend. I think that I will have to go to Antarctica to escape All-Moyashi's wrath though.

A.N~

Sorry about the crappy story, I was anxious to begin playing Sims 3 after I found out that Origin didn't really leave me without Sims like I originally thought they did. Origin just won't let me play Sims 4, the boring Sims 3, and won't let me install Sims 3 Pets. So nice.