Disclaimer: I do not own the Mario games.

Day after day of endless trooper patrol,
They never tire of the Koopa Troop army,
The Troopa, the Paratroopa, the Bros.

They say goodbye to their families at dawn,
Report to Bowser's camp for an early drill,
And set out with confidence to stop Mario…

…One stomp and kick, and all mayhem breaks loose.