Sooooo… what did you think of the last chapter? It was just something I had to get off of my brain. Sorry for the late update, things have been hectic in my life. In this chapter we'll be getting back onto the anime storyline with, of course, my own personal touches. The OC's are going to look a little bit like supporting cast in this part because I'm going to be focusing on Haruhi. I will try to update every Friday, but I might skip a week every now and then, so please bear with me! Anyway, let's start the story! Here you go! Happy Late Holidays!
Disclaimer: I still don't own OHSHC. Unfortunately.

~After class: at the Host Club~
Let's set the scene, shall we? First the screen fills with roses and a sign appears along the bottom of the screen. On the sign are the words: The Host Club is now open for business. The boys of the host club sit in their normal spots, just beginning to entertain their guests. Only one detail is different from the usual days. There are several girls around the room doing various jobs and a "boy" doing errands. In an open air kitchen by where Honey and Mori usually sit, they were late today, worked Talia, who was working hard and whipping up beautiful pastries and snacks that both looked and tasted delicious. Callie was sitting on the edge of a small stage near the windows, playing the violin like she had been doing it her whole life, which she had. Erin, since she wasn't performing at the moment, was helping Amai serve pastries to the guests and hosts. Max was supposed to be sitting next to Callie, sketching each host at a time, then coloring them in. Her art always has this quality of looking amazingly lifelike and Kyoya was planning to sell them to the girls, excuse me, princesses for profit. But as of that moment, she was helping Haruhi run errands. All of the girls were still wearing their version of the uniform, but had removed their blazers. Now, let us begin.

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"Tamaki, what's your favorite song?
"What song? The one that reminds me of you, of course." Tamaki, the host club's king, smoothly replied.
"I baked you a cake, today. Would you like to taste it?" one of his customers, a girl with princess Leia-esque hair buns, asked him shyly. He gripped her chin and tilted her blushing face toward him and said, "Only if you'll feed it to me, darling."
"Oh how you're so dreamy." The girl swooned, giggled, and clasped her hands in front of her, blushing even harder.

"Girls actually buy this crap?" Callie asks, while continuing to play the violin.
"Yep." Amai said quickly as she passed by with a tray of fresh baked sweets balanced precariously in her hands. Then, an admittedly pretty girl with long mahogany hair and gray eyes spoke.
"May I have a word with you, Tamaki?" she asked. He turned towards her. "I've recently heard the host club's keeping some little kittens without pedigrees."
'Excuse me?' Callie thought, as she slowly passed by on her way around the room as she played. A tick mark appeared on the side of her head, 'Without pedigrees? What are we to you? Dogs? I have more class in my little finger that you have in your whole body! I can't even remember your name from the anime because you are such a background character!' she fumed and played a screechingly (A/N Is that even a word?) loud, yet not off-key, note right in her ear, causing her to quite visibly cringe. And when she spoke louder to talk so she could be heard by Tamaki, Callie played softly once more, causing her to shout for no reason, drawing the attention of the room. Embarrassed, she quickly flipped her hair to curtain her face, shielding it from anyone but the person she was facing. Which was, of course, Tamaki Suoh. She quickly regained her composed smug expression.

"I don't know if I'd call them that," He started, then spotted Haruhi and Max, who were just coming back from a errand trip, "Speak of the devils. Thanks for doing the shopping, little piglets." he said with a wave.
"Did you get everything on our list?" he asked, winking. Underneath both Haruhi and Max, small signs blinked into existence. The signs were basically the same except for their names. They said: (insert name): High School 1st-Year (Host Club Dog).
'What? Piglet?' thought Haruhi. Both she and Max had sweatdropped at the ridiculous nickname. They came to stand behind the couch when he motioned for them to stay as they passed by. Lavender eyes then spotted something in the paper bag Haruhi was carrying that looked familiar, yet completely alien at the same time. He reached over the back of the couch and nimbly picked the strange object out.

"Hey, wait a minute. What is this?" he asked, lavender eyes alight with curiosity. Haruhi looked at him with a strange look, whereas Max's eyes quickly filled with realization. She kept quiet, wanting to see how this scene played out.
"Just what it looks like." Haruhi deadpanned with a flat gaze, "It's coffee."
"I've never seen this brand before. Is this the kind that's already ground?" Tamaki asked, so genuinely curious that the five girls in the room had to stifle their laughs.
"What do you mean? It's instant coffee." Haruhi said flatly.
"It's instant?" questioned the two girls on the couch opposite to Tamaki's asked simultaneously, tilting their heads to the right. Erin came up beside Haruhi and whispered in her ear.
"They don't know what that is Haruhi." she said, causing Haruhi to sweatdrop in realization.
"Whoa, I've heard of this before. It's commoners' coffee. You just add hot water." he said, eyes growing comically huge in amazement. Suddenly there were nine more girls standing behind the couch opposite of Tamaki.
"I didn't know there was such a thing." said one girl sitting on the couch.
"So, it's true then, poor people don't even have enough free time to grind their own coffee beans." Said the her counterpart, sitting on the other end of the couch. All of the girls standing behind them nodded their heads with a collective "Mmm-hmm".

'These annoying rich girls are starting to tick me off,' Talia thought, 'Callie, Erin, and Amai are loaded, but they drink instant coffee too. It's more convenient and allows more time to do things more important than taking the time to grind your own freaking coffee beans. That sounds so boring anyway.'
She, Callie, Kyoya, the devil twins, and five more girls had come to stand beside Haruhi, Max, and Erin behind Tamaki's couch.

"Commoners are pretty smart." Kyoya said while leaning slightly over Erin's shoulder to look at the price tag, making Erin's cheeks flush a light shade of pink, almost undetectable. Almost. Callie snickered at her sister and Erin gave her a death glare that had no effect. Callie's quiet mockery of her older sister was quickly silenced when Hikaru leaned in her shoulder unconsciously, causing Callie to blush as well. It was Erin's turn to laugh at her sister. Callie swiftly moved Hikaru's elbow off of her shoulder, making him land forward, one elbow on the back of the couch to prop him up. He glared at her and she hid her blush by squinting her eyes and sticking her tongue out at him in return. He growled angrily and turned around to "ignore" her, when really he was hyper aware of her every movement she made, even though she was standing behind him.

"100 grams for 300 yen?" he wondered out loud to further prove that he was "ignoring" Callie.
"That's a lot less than we normally pay." Kaoru finished for him on his perch close beside a tomato-faced Max, oblivious to her obvious shyness and embarrassment to the space, or in this case lack of, between them.
'Rich bastards,' Talia thought.
"We'll go back and get something else. Excuse me for not buying you guys expensive coffee." Haruhi snapped. Max placed a comforting hand on her shoulder, while Erin expertly moved around Kyoya to go help Amai serve the patrons who weren't standing in Tamaki's area. Tamaki raised a hand to stop Haruhi and Max from leaving again.

"No, I'll keep it," he said, eliciting gasps from the crowd of girls. He then stood up and placed one hand on his hip dramatically.
"I'm going to give it a try." More gasps erupted from the gathered crowd and the twins' mouths dropped open, while Kyoya even looked a little surprised. The idiot king raised the jar of instant coffee above his head and exclaimed,
"I will drink this coffee!"

All of the girls plus the ginger twins gasped even louder and started applauding him, while he raised a hand once more and basked in the applause like a hero. Callie scoffed and started walking away with Talia.
"Congratulations. You're about to do something that thousands of normal citizens do on a daily basis. Do you want a damn medal?" Talia asked sarcastically as they walked away.
"I know. It's just coffee!" Callie exclaimed in disbelief. They left Max to comfort Haruhi who was hunched over, exasperated.

"All right, Haruhi, Max, get over here and make some of this commoners' coffee."

'I hate all these damn rich people.' Haruhi thought and looked at Max who just smiled empathetically. Both looked up surprised when the mahogany haired girl started to speak.
"Oh Tamaki, now you're taking the joke too far," she spoke, placing her teacup down, "Your palate won't be able to stomach that crap. You don't have to drink it just because he bought it." The two "dogs" looked around at the deserted couch and wondered why she was talking to Tamaki when Tamaki wasn't there.
"Are you okay?" Max asked her kindly while she and Haruhi stared at her.
"I'm sorry." she said and turned around, wearing the fakest smile Max had ever seen.
"I was talking to myself." she finished.
"Haruhi. Max." Tamaki called, causing said girls to stiffen.

"We're coming." Haruhi replied, annoyed. They walked over and fixed several cups for both the host and his patrons, I mean princesses. Another sign with the words: "Demonstration of commoners' coffee, by commoners" appeared.
"Here."
"Here you go."

"Let the tasting begin." Tamaki said and poised one hand to cup his chin, a screen of roses appearing behind his head. Several complaints echoed through the room.
"I'm a little scared to drink this stuff."
"I'm afraid if I drink this, my father will yell at me."
Tamaki dipped the girl and asked, "What if I let you drink it from my mouth?"

Callie and Talia, who had come to watch what was happening, and, surprisingly, Max started making gagging motions behind his back. The girl's face went bright red and she squeaked, "Oh well then, I would drink it." All of the other girls had hearts for eyes and started screaming at the tops of their lungs and bouncing up and down. The girls started gagging once more.

"This is ridiculous." Haruhi said and started to walk next to Amai who had been passing by with a tray of sweets balanced in her arms like a waitress.
"You just noticed?" she asked Haruhi, "This place is like an all male circus." Haruhi nodded and stopped beside Callie, who was playing the violin by the twins station.

"So he had this nightmare that made him bolt up right out of bed." Hikaru laughed, while recounting an obviously embarrassing story about Kaoru to their customers. Kaoru leaned forward, seemingly intervening.

"Hikaru, don't tell them that story." he leaned back once more and placed a finger to his chin, looking about to cry.
"I asked you not to tell anyone that. Why are you so mean to me?" he asked, turning his head away, a solitary tear falling from one eye. Hikaru's eyes grew large and he spoke softly.
"I'm sorry, Kaoru." he said. Their two patrons watched with increasing interest, both of their faces painted with pink, while Haruhi and Callie just got more and more creeped out.
"I didn't mean to upset you," Hikaru had reached out and now cupped Kaoru's chin, thoroughly disturbing Haruhi and Callie, "But you were so adorable when it happened that I had to tell them. I'm sorry."
"I forgive you," breathed Kaoru. Their two fangirls squealed, both completely red faced now. Another sign had appeared. This one read: "The 'very close' Hitachiin twins.".
"I've never seen brotherly love quite like that!" went the crazy girls.

"I've never seen such a disturbing display of incest and homosexuality before. I feel like my eyeballs have been violated." Callie said shivering slightly, having stopped playing when the act had started.
"What are they so excited about? I just don't get it." Haruhi said with yet another sweatdrop on her head.
"You and me both, Haruhi." Callie once more continued to play and Haruhi went to check on Talia and help herself to a freshly made cream puff. Then she walked around and made a stop by the door just as Mori walked in with Honey on his back, rubbing his eyes. The short third-year obviously having just woken up from a nap.

"Sorry, we're running late." he called sleepily. Their clients waved to them, Talia having been instructed to stand next to their area by Kyoya, so as to give Honey cake first thing.
"Hello, Honey! Hey Mori!"
"We've been waiting here for you guys, hi!" Still tired, Honey was gently lifted from Mori's broad shoulders to the floor.
"I'm sorry. I was waiting for Takashi to finish his Kendo meeting and I fell asleep. And I'm still not completely awake." Sometime Honey and Mori had taken a seat and was still cutely rubbing the sleep from his eyes. This caused the girls to gasp and exclaim,"So cute!" Still giggling and laughing all the while.
"Even I have to admit that was adorable." Talia said, while passing out slices of cake, still oblivious to a certain fellow third-year's eyes on her. Honey beamed at her.
"Thanks, Lia-chan!" Talia smiled softly at him, his cuteness melting her hard exterior for a second.
"Your welcome, Honey."

"Is that boy really a third year student?" Haruhi wondered aloud softly.
"I believe he is." Erin said as she came to a stop beside Haruhi, her serving tray tucked under her arm.
"Honey Senpai may seem young and childish, but he's a prodigy." Kyoya said, coming up beside the two girls, both of them turned to look at him. "And then Mori Senpai's allure is his strong and silent disposition."

'Okay then.' Erin thought silently as she watched the host club. Suddenly a loud shout was heard from aspot in front of them.
"Haru-chan! Eri-chan!" It gave them a brief warning before Honey jumped and grabbed onto Haruhi's arm, causing her to spin around with him attached to her arm. Erin reached out and plucked him from a rattled Haruhi and he climbed upon her shoulders and rested his arms and chin upon her head.
"Hey Haru-chan, Eri-chan, do you wanna go have some cake with me?" he asked from his perch on Erin's shoulders, pink flowers dancing around his head. A dizzy Haruhi declined.
"Thanks, but I don't really like cake."
"And I'm just on break Honey-senpai. I'll have to get back to work soon." Erin said with a pointed glance at Kyoya.
"Then, how would you like to hold my bunny, Usa-chan?" he asked, hiding Usa-chan behind his back.
"I'm not into bunnies." Haruhi spoke flatly.
"Are you saying you don't like Usa-chan?"
"Look at him Haruhi. He's adorable." cooed Erin.
"I guess he is kinda cute, huh?" Haruhi replied after getting a good look at Usa-chan. In that moment another lightbulb was heard flickering on. They were still unable to see it though.
"Take good care of him, okay?" Honey asked giggling. He then skipped to his customers and childishly plopped into one's lap.

"You'll notice that our club utilizes each man's unique characteristics to cater to the desires of our guests. Just so you know, Tamaki is No.1 around here. He is the king. His request rate is 70%." Kyoya continued as the trio continued to watch the goings on of the host club.
"What's this world coming to?" Haruhi asked, worried for the well-being of the world if that idiot was the king of this club. Erin sweatdropped as she cradled Usa-chan in her arms.
"Lord have mercy on their poor souls, they know not what they do." she said, causing Kyoya to smirk in amusement as he continued to talk.

"And in order for you to pay off your 8 million yen debt with us, you will act as the Ouran host club's dog until you graduate, even with the girls' help," he said as he turned towards Haruhi, "I'm sorry, I meant our errand boy. You can try to run away if you want to, Haruhi, but just so you know, my family employs a private police force of 100 officers." The mental image of the small militia was enough to scar poor Haruhi. Kyoy pushed up his glasses and continued nonchalantly, as if he threatened people like this every day. Of course, as this is Kyoya Ootori, he probably does. Haruhi slouched forward slightly and Erin handed Usa-chan to her. The honor student proceeded to squeeze the bunny push like a stress ball as the vice president finished his not-so-subtle threat.
"By the way, do you have a passport?" Erin then looked curiously at the sign that appeared at knee level. It said: "Meaning, 'you won't be able to stay in Japan'."

"Well, with that obvious threat, my break is over." Erin said with a single decisive clap of her hands.
"I have no idea what threat you speak of Ms. Machitis." Kyoya replies coolly. Erin snorts.
"Right. See ya later Haruhi. Shadow King." With a salute, the beautiful blonde walked away from the duo to go help Amai serve refreshments. Intrigued by the sarcastic girl, the terrifying black-haired teen watched her walk away for a few seconds before going to tend to his own guests, a duty he had been neglecting. Callie switched places with her sister and came to stand with Haruhi, violin in hand.

Tamaki slid into the screen and leaned upon the "unseen" sign. He came up right behind Haruhi who had started a conversation with her fellow first-year.
"You're going to have to work hard to pay off that debt, my little nerd." And with that he blew behind the honor student's ear. The short brunette freaked and ran forwards away from him, almost knocking into her friend. Harhi hand bent over slightly and had the bunny plushie pressed into her stomach as she hyperventilated. Her musician friend placed a comforting hand on her shoulder, silently asking if she was okay. As she moved to stand up, the shaken "errand boy" placed one of her hands on the back of her neck to protect it.
"Please don't do that again."
"You need a makeover, or no girl's going to look twice at you." Tamaki said, not aware of how creepy he had just come across."
"Yeah, well, I'm not trying to get girls to look at me."

"Are you kidding me? That's the most important thing." The host club king said incredulously.
"To you." Callie mumbled, already starting to tune out the oncoming speech about beauty.
"You have to learn to be a gentleman and please the ladies like me." He finished, pulling a rose out of thin air, offering it to Callie who accepted, then threw it behind her when he wasn't looking.

"I just don't think it's all that important. Why should I care about appearances and labels anyway? I mean, all that really matters is what's on the inside, right? I don't understand why you even have a host club like this." Haruhi said not noticing Callie staring at her, amazed by her profound speech. Both girls cringed when Tamaki opened his mouth one more.

"It's a cruel reality, isn't it?" he spoke, pink rose stamps popping up around the screen's edges.
'What have I done in my life to provoke the torture of listening to this dunce?!' Callie internally screamed and leaned her head on Haruhi's shoulder, unknowingly drawing people's eyes to them.
"It's not often that God creates a perfect person like Moi! Beautiful both inside and out." Tamaki said flipping his hair.
"And so modest too." Callie drawled sarcastically into Haruhi's shoulder, causing Hikaru and Kaoru, who were listening nearby to chuckle.
"Say what?" Haruhi deadpanned, worried for both her friend who was resting on her shoulder and for the sanity of the tall blonde.

"I understand how you feel since not everyone is as blessed as I am, but you must console yourself, otherwise how would you go on living? And think about this, Haruhi. Why do you think they put works of art in museums? Because beauty should be shared with the world. And those born beautiful should promote other beautiful things." Tamaki started ranting and Callie got off of Haruhi's shoulder and backed up, wanting to see this part.
'There's a word to describe people like him,' thought Haruhi as Tamaki continued his rant about beauty, 'What is it?'. As Tamaki's actions grew more dramatic (i.e. throwing sparkles) Haruhi hunched over further, closed her eyes behind her glasses, and rested her fist on her chin while holding Usa-chan's close. The twins saw Haruhi and Tamaki, and wondering what was going on, decided to stand next to Callie to join her in watching this train wreck go down.
'Oh man, I wish I could remember that word.' Haruhi thought, slightly frustrated. Meanwhile, Callie had struck up a conversation with Hikaru and Kaoru.
"Does he always go off on random speeches like this?"
"You'd be surprised-" Hikaru started.
"-with how often the boss does this."Kaoru finished.
"Hey guys, watcha looking at?" Max asked softly as she came to stand beside Kaoru, pastel smudges on her cheeks and hands with her wavy hair pulled up into a loose high ponytail with strands falling out to frame her face.
"A slow train wreck." replied Callie.

"Here's a tip. When setting down your glass, extend your pinky finger as a cushion. And that way, when you set it down, you won't be making a lot of noise. Gentlemen do not make uncouth sounds. Besides ..." Tamaki continued, still unaware that no one was really listening to him.
"Who says 'uncouth' anymore?" Callie asks.
"Boss."
All the while Haruhi was still searching for that one perfect word to describe the idiot king.
'Maybe, a pain in the neck?No.There's something that fits him perfectly.' Tamaki made his way over to her and leaned beside her.
"... But above all else, Haruhi, you must remember...how effective a glance to the side can be." he, hopefully, finished. That's when it hit Haruhi.
"Huh, I got it." she said, slapping the bottom of her fist into the open palm of her other hand. Thinking he had made a difference in Haruhi's perspective Tamaki started to ask her what she thought.
"Oh, did I strike a-"

"Obnoxious."

There it was. For all the word to see. The perfect word to describe Tamaki Suoh. The sound of glass shattering had filled the air. The four fifteen year olds couldn't stop the laughter that erupted from them when they saw Tamaki's reaction. Tamaki's entire being had gone paper white and he had gone into what has been named his "emo corner".

"I'm sorry, Tamaki senpai." Haruhi said. The twins made their way to Haruhi and placed one elbow on her head each, laughing all the while. Behind them Max and Callie were looking up the definition of obnoxious.
"Let's see. Obnoxious: extremely unpleasant." Max read softly. Callie giggled then looked up at fetal position Tamaki.
"Personally, I think that is pretty perfect in describing Tamaki." she spoke quietly to Max, who giggled.
"You're a hero, all right." Hikaru said.

'But he is a pain in the neck.' Haruhi thought.
"I'm sorry, senpai. But your lesson did strike a small chord with me." she said, rubbing the back of her neck with a hand, all the while ignoring the devil twins. Tamaki slowly stood up then roses and sparkles appeared around his, now in full color, smiling face.

"Really? It did? Let me teach you more, my friend." he said with a flourish of his hand. Haruhi, the twins, Max, Callie, and pretty much everyone else looked at him like he was crazy.
"Well, he got over that quick." Haruhi mumbled.
"Bipolarrrr…" Max said quietly and Kaoru chuckles. She shyly smiles at him, but is called away by Talia. She doesn't notice the way his eyes follow her for a short period of time, like Kyoya's followed Erin. He then turns back and speaks up.
"Boss."
"Call me king."
"You can teach him all the basics of hosting-"
"-but he's not going to get very far with the ladies if he doesn't look the part, you know," Hikaru finished and walked around to face Haruhi, "He's not exactly host club material, but maybe if we took off his glasses, it'd help." He removed her glasses and his eyes went wide and so did Kaoru's when he saw her. Haruhi reached around blindly for her glasses.

"Hey, I need those," she protested, "I used to have contacts, but I lost them on the first day of school." The other three host club members slid over to look at her while the thundering steps quickly approached her. Tamaki pushed away Hikaru and Kaoru, gasping in surprise. He snapped his fingers.
"Hikaru, Kaoru."
"Got it." They called simultaneously and saluted him. They grabbed Haruhi's wrists and dragged her out the door so fast they left smoke in their wake. Tamaki then pointed at his right hand man, who was already dialing his cellphone.
"Kyoya, my hair stylist. Mori senpai, go to the eye doctor and get him some contact lenses." Mori took off in a sprint. Honey popped up, eyes wide and adorable, with pink flowers dancing around his head.
"What about me, Tama-chan?"
"Honey senpai."
"Yes sir."
"You… go have some cake."

Honey dejectedly sat down at a table with Usa-chan across from him. There was a purple spotlight on him.
"It's just us, Usa-chan. Everyone else said they were too busy." he pouted. Amai approached the sad teen, her serving tray held under her arm.
"I can join you if you want. I'm on my break." she said, tilted her head to the side, and smiled. Honey blushed lightly and smiles wide.
"Okay!" he says cheerfully. They talk and laugh while the other girls watched Haruhi get made over. (A/N *cough* harassed *cough*). Hikaru and Kaoru pushed Haruhi into the changing room and shoved a uniform at her.
"Here. Change into this uniform."
"What?" Haruhi asked, "But why?" Impatient, the twins jumped up to shove everything at her and try to get her to change. The girls looked at the shaking changing curtain in amusement as they heard the first-year students yelling.
"Don't ask questions."
"No way!"
"Change! Change! Change!"
"Fine I'll change, but you two have to get out!"

The two ginger troublemakers were forcefully pushed out of the curtained changing area. Many of the girls laughed at the surprising strength the scrawny "boy" had. Then two more lightbulbs turned on.
"Whoa..."

~After club hours~
Honey was pretty much passed out in a food coma and Amai was cleaning up the plates of the cake he had eaten. She had kept him company for short amount of time before resuming her work It was enough time for him to eat until he had slipped into aforementioned food coma. Everyone else was gathered around the changing room.
"Um, senpai?" Haruhi's uncertain voice filtered through the curtain.
"Aren't you done changing yet?" Tamaki asked, impatient for waiting so long and unintentionally waking up Honey-senpai. After all, they had ended the club early for this. Haruhi opened the curtain, tie still untied, otherwise looking awesome with a new haircut, contacts, new shoes, and decked out in the boy's school unform. Pink rose stamps and sparkles filled the edges of the screen.
"You sure it's really okay for me to keep this uniform?"

Tamaki had started crying with his hands pressed to his cheeks. He started fangirling over Haruh's new look. Behind Haruhi a screen with a gigantic rose appeared. Callie walked forward and tied "his" tie for "him" as the hosts began commenting on Haruhi.
"Cute! You're as pretty as a girl. Adorable!"
"Haru-chan, you look so cute!"
"If we had known that's how you really look-"
"-we would have helped you out sooner."
"Wow Haruhi. You look amzing!" Erin complimented.
"Not bad." Talia grudgingly approved.
"It suits you." Callie said as she finished with Haruhi's tie and took a few steps back. A sign appeared in front of Haruhi. It said: "Complete uniform, 300,000 yen".
"Who knows, maybe he'll draw in some customers." Kyoya commented.

Tamaki's head then butted in front of them, completely blocking their view of Haruhi. Then Tamaki opened his big mouth.
"You know, that's just what I was thinking." A sign appeared in front of his face. This sign, however, made quite a few of the girls laugh or snicker at the sight of it. Printed on it was a single word: "Bullcrap…". He pointed at a surprised Haruhi.
"Our errand boy is moving up the ranks. Starting today, you are an official member of the host club. I will personally train you to be a first-rate host. If you can get 100 customers to request your service, we will completely forget about your 8 million yen debt." the host king said. The girls slowly moved behind Haruhi, should "he" pass out again. Instead, the flustered student just looked shocked.

"A host?"

Heeeeeeyyyy. Sorry for the late update! Please don't be mad. Since my family hosts the holiday parties, cleaning my house and doing homework have been my number one priority. Here's a longer chapter to make up for it and kick off 2015! Happy New Year!
~Zstar1