Why?

"Why do you do things like this?" Sakura asked her boyfriend who was busy working on his scheme.

"I am not doing anything." He replied in his matter of fact tone without looking up.

"You are. I can see you doing it."

"No, you can't." Sakura was getting irritated at audacity of the man to deny the scheme she was a part of.

Kakashi could feel the sudden change in her demeanor. He had to say something to pacify her or he would be hit by a death punch and this icy scheme will fail.

"Ask it some other way. Not so direct."

"Why?" Sakura asks.

"I don't like to admit to it."

"You are afraid of someone?" Sakura asks one eyebrow raised. Meanwhile Kakashi continue to do his part. "Nah, it just takes away the clandestine feeling of it."

Sakura nodded and thought of asking the question differently. She just wanted to know more about the person she had started dating.

"Why do you prank people so much and childish?" She rephrased her question such that it didn't imply anything towards his current 'prank'.

Kakashi stopped and started to think. The look on his face made it clear that he was suddenly uneasy about talking. Sakura moved closer to him, putting hand on his shoulder asked "What happened?"

Kakashi shook his head and smiled "Nothing, just not comfortable discussing personal things."

"But we have to, at some point if we are serious about this relationship."

Kakashi nodded. There was one thing which he was serious about was this relationship. "Yeah well, I never had a childhood. I was ninja since when I was five years old. Never got to do all these, so now I can and I am doing it. And it is also really fun." Sakura chuckled and moved back to her position to finish the task she was doing. "So would you stop hitting me now that you know why I goof around?" Kakashi asked.

"No but I will forgive you after breaking few of your bones." Kakashi smiled and nodded. He would not have it otherwise.

After some time when preparation was all done, they were sitting on rooftop waiting for the opportune moment.

"How would you get all of them?"

"What?"

"I mean since the plan is to put cold water in their hot showers and if one of them knows and no one else will go in."

Kakashi smiled at her girlfriend's astute observation.

"You see they all went in the steam bath at the same time. And in this bathhouse people go in batches. So they will come out almost the same time. But to get maximum number of people I made sure that there is no water in the taps till maximum number enter..." Sakura was impressed by the level of planning done by her partner.

Suddenly there was a pop next to her and there was only smoke where Kakashi was. It dawned on Sakura, that jerk turned on the taps and left without warning her. A fast one on teammate was not cool. She is going to kill that idiot of boyfriend. Her angry thoughts were broken by an angrier voice.

"Who did this?" Sakura recognized the voice of her Shishou and the series of threats that followed made her skin pale.

"I can sense only one chakra from roof. It is of ugly-chan" the voice of loyal Anbu and future dead meat boomed in the bathhouse.

A/N:- Hey, this is the last of Idiot. Hope you liked it. I am now writing next chapter of 'arrangement'. Need some help, if someone is willing please drop me a DM. Thanks.