Here's the supposed-to-be-third-chapter-but-I-messed-up-so-there! version! If you haven't read the third chapter yet, please do so! But if you're the kind who likes to watch the bloopers and the epic fails before the movie, feel free to read this first! Hahaha!

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Disclaimer: Don't own KnB, Only Secchan and her failed split!

The Risks of Taking a Nap

The Terrors of Teething..!: I-Wanted-To-Give-Setsu-A-Split-But-It-Failed-So-I-Turned-It-Into-An-Omake-For-Your-Entertainment Version

So far, I've been pretty much enjoying my state of infancy. Y'know, having other people do stuff for you (Mwahahaha!), having a legit excuse to cuddle my Tet-chan and do crazy things (…you do NOT want to know.). But one thing I remember from reading reincarnation fics during my past life is that EVERY OC, EVERY CHARACTER that gets reborn–They try to change the plot for the better, sometimes resulting to more havoc and death?

No! …I mean, yes, that usually happens–

Then what's the matter?

–but that wasn't what I was talking about!

Oh. Then what were you talking about?

…Are you screwing with me?

Why would I do that?

You're already doing it! The hell… Who are you anyway?

You.

Me?

Yes, you.

What about me?

I'm you.

You're me? You're confusing me, y'know!

No, YOU'RE confusing yourself.

…Whatever. So as what I was saying–

Y'know, maybe you should start from the beginning of the sentence again. They might have already forgotten what you were talking about.

I WAS ALREADY GETTING TO THAT!

Oh. My bad.

(…Deep breaths…) Okay, so what I was trying to say earlier is that every reincarnated character goes through a very terrifying phase in their infancy, which is teething.

Hey, isn't the way you stated that kind of flat? Shouldn't you at least try to build the suspense for the big reveal or something for something so 'terrifying', as you say?

I was already doing that before!

Then why did you stop?

Whose fault do you think it is?!

I don't know. I asked you first.

ARGH…! Okay, since this jerk's–

I'm you y'know. Technically, you're calling yourself a jerk.

…been effing interrupting my awesome narration–

It's not even that awesome. You're confusing the readers with your jumpy thoughts.

…and apparently breaking the fourth wall now, I'll just–

Hey, I've been wondering…

…spare you the details of my agonizing teething experience–

Hey! Don't ignore me..! And aren't you supposed to tell them all about it, since it's this f*cking chapter's title?

…and let this idiot handle it, since apparently, she's the boss.

-DEAD END-

Word count: 364

Next time on The Risks of Taking a Nap!:

A/N:

Hmmm... As all of you now know (if you read the previous chapter's short A/N, before the disclaimer), I had to start my writing over, so I'm still reconstructing the fourth chapter. Also, by my super cousin's advice, the supposedly short Dreaming of Skylarks, will now be a longer fic. That is all,thank you.

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By the way, some chapters of DoS will have snippets of Setsu's past (well, technically snippets of her future from this point...) that will not be posted here (as suggested by my super cousin, again... She is a sly thing, thinking of ways to ensure the up of DoS' views count, but I love her anyways, so I'll be following her advice... Sorry.). Well, as for me, I'd really like it if you give DoS a try, but everyone's a critic, and I know not all of you'd really be into it, so yeah... Hahaha.

Comments? Suggestions? Any violent reactions?

R&R please~!

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