Authors Note

Hello folks its me again DDK here to bring you another story of what I like to call: Deadpool Arkham series, now this would be like a prologue of Batman: Arkham Knight and that this story would be mix in with Arkham Origins and abit of Injustice: Gos Among Us, and other DC/Marvel characters, and maybe one OC character that I had in mind or atleast I think so we'll see. So hope you enjoy now!

DDK does not own Deadpool or Batman

"speaking"

"thoughts"

"Deadpools inner thoughts" the idiot side

"Deadpools inner thoughts" the smark side

Chapter 1: Twas a night before Deadpool!

Roman Sionis sat down behind his desk within his office as he was alone on Christmas Eve just thinking of the aftermath of Arkham City a few weeks ago, while the large prison had been shut down after the death of Hugo Strange there are still those that still live as residents and that the GCPD were unable to catch every criminal convict to be put in Black Gate prison, the reason for this was becuase of one man: Deadpool.

Already the Merc with the Mouth had made his mark of claiming Akrham City by taking the role of becomming 'Mayor' of the large prison, Mayor Quincy Sharp had already claimed him "The worst disease in Gotham ever since The Jokers death" and their had been many attempts of capturing Deadpool yet so far non succeeded. And part of the reason is the sudden unexplained absence of Gothams fearsome Dark Knight that is known as Batman, yet even though this provide oppertunities for criminal lowlife thugs to cease a chance to commit crimes they were still stopped by other mask vigilanties such as Robin,Nightwing, Huntress, and any others that were within Gotham City.

There were also rumors that Bane had reunited his old gang of ruthless mercenaries and had declared a gang war with Deadpool, along with rumors of returning villians, some had spotted Killer Croc within the Gotham sewers, Scarecrow was also rumored to be alive but in hiding, and there was one with Deathstroke still within Gotham City but Roman believe that his partner may have had something to do about it. Sionis was brought out of his thoughts when he felt his cellphone vibrate within the pockets of his suit that he pulled it out to receive a text message from his partner then would pick up the phone on his desk and dialed the number before waiting on the other end to pick up.

With Deadpool and company

December 24th around 5:30pm, the entire Steel Mill was decorated with Christmas decorations around, in the loading bay there was a large christmas tree in the center of the room and on the floor were groups of people, the men were all dressed up in winter street clothing while wearing red mask that resembles Deadpools only without the white eye lid's that shows the persons eyes, these show symbols of being part of Deadpool's gang. Accompany them were a group of attractive women that wore bikini tops, short skirts, and thigh high boots, a long story short Wade had made some random calls of pulling in favors, as well death threats, to a bunch of owners that own Strip Clubs in and outside of Gotham for entertainment to his Christmas Party.

Meanwhile within the office/apartment we find our favorite Merc with the Mouth sitting in his chair watching a movie on the television, the movie was a christmas gift he got from the Author a couple days ago that was called Batman: Assault on Arkham, however just as the scene shows of Harley being reunited with Joker a gunshot was made and the television screen was destroyed as Wade held up a pistol in his hand with steam comming out from the barrel.

"Damn it fucking hell! That's the eighty-fourth television that I just broke just by watching this damn movie!" Wade shouted as he got up, pick up the borken TV, then toss it out the window that lead to the outside where it landed in a pile of broken televsion sets.

"And that was HD too! What a waste!"

"Well it was good while it lasted, only we'll probally never see the ending though"

"Ah the whole thing wasn't that good, the only way it would if it had us in it"

"Maybe something the Author should think about for a new story, and speaking of which we best get started with this one"

"Ooohhh Hell Yeah! Our brand new kick-ass story!"

"And the best part is we get to curse all we want and no beeping noises anymore, not like that last mini-story we did some time ago" Wade said as he would turn his attention to the readers," Hiya folks! It's your favorite character Merc with the Mouth here in the third part of the Deadpool Arkham series!" Deadpool had said this before there was a knock by the door that would open up as Harley came inside.

"Hey sweetie you missing the party downstairs, you comming or what?" she asked while Wade took a quick examination of her outfit, Harley was wearing the same biker chick look however she added a gothic make up on her face and had her twin pigtail hair dyed up to being black while having red dye on the tips at the ends of her hair, after Wade gets a quick look he turn back to the readers.

"For those of you who haven't guess or the Author sucks at description details, Harley here is going for her new look she had from that DLC add on from Arkham City where she plans her *revenge* for the death of a certain clown asshole, which is not the case now since she's with me!" he told the readers as this caused Harley to giggle in joy.

"And she's still sexy even if she's not a blonde!"

"I don't think it would matter anyways, she can change her appearance to whatever she wants and still look hot!"

"Aww thanks boys, anyways don't stay up here for too long or you'll miss the party games. The girls and myself are about to have a bobbing for apples contest in less than fifthteen minutes so don't be late because I know you'll enjoy it as much as I will, TTFN Puddin!" Harley said before she blew a kiss to Wade then closed the door behind her to leave Deadpool alone while the party continues downstairs.

"Wait isn't that like a Halloween thing?"

"Would you complain if the contestants are hot attractive woman that are about to get wet?"

"...Good point, lets finished this quick so we can go see!"

"The sooner the better would be best!"

"You schmucks got that right!" Wade said as he went back to the readers, "As you all can see I've made quite the settlement here in Arkham City since becomming its newly Mayor, I've got a new place, my own arm forces of former Joker gangmembers turn to my own, a hot ass girlfriend that is not has a healing factor and hears my inner voices like I have but she's also bisexual! Isn't that grand?!" Wade said in a big happy tone.

"Wasn't that in our dream once about a week ago?"

"Nah I'm pretty sure that three-way with Harley and Ivy was real"

"Hmm you might be right it is our story so anything is possible,although it's a shame that Poison Ivy had to leave the city to be somewhere much warmer"

"Ah no sweat it, we can always give her a be-lated Christmas present when Spring comes around, but lets get back on topic before..." before Wade could finished his sentence a loud explosion sound was made then followed by screams and gunfire could be made from down stairs, "Oh what the fuck now?!"

as Wade said this the door busted open as one of Deadpool's own thugs came in.

"Boss! We've got uninvited guests crashing the party, looks like Bane's gang comming in and shooting up the place" the thug said to the masked merc that he works for.

"So the mexican hot headed wrestler think he can come in and ruin my party eh? The guy must still be pissed about me getting the last chimichanga again, alright my look-alike thug that dress poorly than me rally up the troops, arm up, and lets kill their taco bell dogs!" Deadpool yelled out as he took a pose of standing on top of his chair with his arm sticking out along with his finger pointing out, the thug was quite for a moment while the gunfight was still happening down stairs before he spoke.

"I'll uh...go tell the boys what you just say Boss" the thug said before he closed the door shut.

"That's the way to tell them, like a boss!"

"I'm pretty sure he's just going to tell them to shoot the uninvited guest, which we should get down there right now"

"Couldn't have said it better myself!' Wade said as he hop off the chair and spun himself around in a red blur till he stopped now armed himself with both his katanas and pistols while facing the readers, "Folks get ready for a brand new awesome story, Deadpool style!" Wade said in excitement as he drew both of his pistol and starts shooting the glass window that he was running to in a attempt to make a entrance towards the battle that was happening downstairs.

However when he jump and broke through the glass window Wade found himself going through the wrong one, instead he was outside the Steel Mill about two storys high during a cold snow stroming night as he was hovering in mid air for a brief second, long enough for him to turn and glare towards the Author, "Oh you fucking peice of SSHHHIIIITTTTT!" Deadpool screamed when he started falling and crashed landed into the piles of broken television sets.

Chapter End

Authors Note

And there you have it folks, a brand new Deadpool Arkham story. What surprises await for our favorite Merc with the mouth? You'll all have to wait and see on the next chapter to find out.

Hope you enjoy, DDK out.