It was a quiet day. Cow was playing with her dolls while Chicken was on the sofa, channel surfing.
"Oh man, nothing good is on!" Chicken exclaimed in annoyance.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Cow got up, answering the door. In front of her was the Red Guy, who was dressed up like a certain red capped, human Italian plumber.
"Yahoo! It's a-me, the red guy!" The Red Guy exclaimed, his entire body clothed in blue overalls, needing no shirt due to being red naturally. Of course, his fabulous butt cheeks remained naked. "I'm here-a to give you guys a party!"
"Ooh, a party!" Cow exclaimed joyfully as she clapped her hands, turning her head around to Chicken. 'Can we have a party with this nice plumber, Chicken?"
"No." Chicken responded as he got up and walked up to the door, slamming it closed.
The Red Guy growled as he gritted his teeth, obviously not pleased with this result.
"Damn it. I'm going to have to try harder to get these guys..." The Red Guy remarked as he rubbed his chin, thinking. "But how... that fowl jackass wouldn't know a good time if it hit him in the-" A sinister idea came to mind as he chuckled evilly, rubbing his hands together as he glanced left and right.