All characters belong to JK Rowling.
These are all parodies.
Offending material inside stories and if you are sensitive DON'T CONTINUE
THEN!
To enjoy TWO MINUTE FAN-FICs, read each story as separate storys.
The collection of TWO MINUTE FAN-FICs
FLAVOUR 1.
One day Harry had finally woken from a very nice dream. It had Voldie, Hermione, Ron, Snape, Malfoy and Cho in it. Harry had learned that Snape was his real father. Voldie was his father-in-law, since he married Cho just after he had found out that Hermione had been going out with Ron and loved him more than Harry. So, instead of becoming gay with Malfoy, who is now also his brother since Snape had adopted him, he married Cho.
Not surprisingly, Harry's scar didn't burn, so this must be right.
THE END
FLAVOUR 2.
One day Harry and Malfoy were alone in the dungeons. Malfoy had taken out his wand and muttered "Lockerius", pointing towards the door. There was a silent click.
We will now ignore them for the sake of privacy, meanwhile..
Click, click. "Stupid door," Snape muttered "It must had jammed again! Unlockerius!". The door flung open and a horrific sight was present before Snape. No, I don't want to mention what it was, but Harry and Draco were doing something that they seemed to be enjoying and if I wrote it down it would be censored.
"Can I join in?" asked Snape.
FLAVOUR 3.
It was the end of the 5th year and everyone was on the Hogwarts train. Harry had bee really frustrated with Cho since he hadn't been getting any. He had told Ron about this, who decided to devise a plan with him - on the train, they'd get Cho drunk so Harry could have a little fun with her. But instead, when they found Cho, after she got drunk she was making out with Hermione. Ron was furious with Hermione as she was his girlfriend and the time so Harry and Ron took some revenge by going off and having some gay sex.
The collection of TWO MINUTE FAN-FICs
FLAVOUR 1.
One day Harry had finally woken from a very nice dream. It had Voldie, Hermione, Ron, Snape, Malfoy and Cho in it. Harry had learned that Snape was his real father. Voldie was his father-in-law, since he married Cho just after he had found out that Hermione had been going out with Ron and loved him more than Harry. So, instead of becoming gay with Malfoy, who is now also his brother since Snape had adopted him, he married Cho.
Not surprisingly, Harry's scar didn't burn, so this must be right.
THE END
FLAVOUR 2.
One day Harry and Malfoy were alone in the dungeons. Malfoy had taken out his wand and muttered "Lockerius", pointing towards the door. There was a silent click.
We will now ignore them for the sake of privacy, meanwhile..
Click, click. "Stupid door," Snape muttered "It must had jammed again! Unlockerius!". The door flung open and a horrific sight was present before Snape. No, I don't want to mention what it was, but Harry and Draco were doing something that they seemed to be enjoying and if I wrote it down it would be censored.
"Can I join in?" asked Snape.
FLAVOUR 3.
It was the end of the 5th year and everyone was on the Hogwarts train. Harry had bee really frustrated with Cho since he hadn't been getting any. He had told Ron about this, who decided to devise a plan with him - on the train, they'd get Cho drunk so Harry could have a little fun with her. But instead, when they found Cho, after she got drunk she was making out with Hermione. Ron was furious with Hermione as she was his girlfriend and the time so Harry and Ron took some revenge by going off and having some gay sex.