Ahaha
ahahahaha
aha
Sorry
Dipper
Bill
Received- 2:43 pm
Can you help me?
Received- 2:44 pm
What's wrong Pinetree?
Received- 2:45 pm
I seem to have run into a bit of a... problem
Received- 2:45 pm
Go on
Received- 2:46 pm
I was walking along, exploring the woods, when I came upon a wonderful little pond
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Crystal clear water, tiny fish darting around, a few dragonflies
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I thought: Hey! Mabel sure would like this place, at least better than the little tub she's usually stuck in now
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Get to the point
Received- 2:48 pm
I'm getting there, patience
Received- 2:49 pm
So I'm walking around the edge, checking to see how big and deep it is, and I have to get through these trees to get to the other side
Received- 2:51 pm
Long story short I walked through and stepped right into a deer trap I hadn't seen
Received- 2:53 pm
And I need you to get me out
Received- 2:56 pm
Bill please come help me
Received- 2:57 pm
Sorry, you're gonna have to give me a moment. I'm currently DYING
Received- 2:58 pm
Stop laughing
Received- 3:00 pm
Biiiiiiillllllllllll
Received- 3:02 pm
Buck up, kid! I'll be there soon
Received- 3:03 pm
...what
Received- 3:03 pm
I must help you, as you are me deer-est friend!
Received- 3:04 pm
Don't
Received- 3:04 pm
Don't do this to me
Received- 3:05 pm
I see you've gotten a bit hung up, so doe-n't move!
Received- 3:05 pm
Bill I have been a cervitaur for three months now I thought you were done with the deer puns
Received- 3:06 pm
But your reactions are so a-deer-able!
Received- 3:07 pm
Just come get me I'm tired and I think I hear a gremloblin
Received- 3:07 pm
I guess I better high-tail it over there!
Received- 3:08 pm
Fuck you
*descends from the ceiling covered in glitter surrounded by smoke*
NOT DEAD
Prompt by Macremae