Ahaha

ahahahaha

aha

Sorry

Dipper

Bill

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Can you help me?

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What's wrong Pinetree?

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I seem to have run into a bit of a... problem

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Go on

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I was walking along, exploring the woods, when I came upon a wonderful little pond

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Crystal clear water, tiny fish darting around, a few dragonflies

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I thought: Hey! Mabel sure would like this place, at least better than the little tub she's usually stuck in now

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Get to the point

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I'm getting there, patience

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So I'm walking around the edge, checking to see how big and deep it is, and I have to get through these trees to get to the other side

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Long story short I walked through and stepped right into a deer trap I hadn't seen

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And I need you to get me out

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Bill please come help me

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Sorry, you're gonna have to give me a moment. I'm currently DYING

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Stop laughing

Received- 3:00 pm

Biiiiiiillllllllllll

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Buck up, kid! I'll be there soon

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...what

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I must help you, as you are me deer-est friend!

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Don't

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Don't do this to me

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I see you've gotten a bit hung up, so doe-n't move!

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Bill I have been a cervitaur for three months now I thought you were done with the deer puns

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But your reactions are so a-deer-able!

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Just come get me I'm tired and I think I hear a gremloblin

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I guess I better high-tail it over there!

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Fuck you

*descends from the ceiling covered in glitter surrounded by smoke*

NOT DEAD

Prompt by Macremae