TITLE: RABBIT HOLE

Summarize: They are all sick of Izaya; they made a little secret group with Shizuo to try to break the informant and after concluding that no physical harm will bring Izaya down they all turn to count on Shizuo to make Izaya fall for him. They will record every move and breath; every secret and every vulnerable fiber of the informant in order to expose Izaya on the screens of Japan.

WARNING: Male x Male and its YAOI – If you don't like then don't read - Cursing and some sexual themes, the rating may change in the future.

RATE: T (May change in the future)

DISCLAIMER: I don't own any character from the series Durarara!

Special Thanks to my BETA death-sama-lover who will be making this possible :D

This story was twice corrected, Shirohime - Shizaya stories DID AN EXCEPTIONAL work here, she took her precious time to correct this :D Love you and thank you very much sis :D

DEDICATION: This story is dedicated to my inspiration, she is my sister and please check on her – Shirohime´s – Shizaya stories –

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PROLOGUE

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"That's almost impossible, if Shizuo-san hasn't caught him yet, then neither will you Kadota-san…" Mikado spoke quietly to the large group.

The group started yelling at each other and talking about other possible men who could turn Izaya into a bloody mess as soon as possible.

Mikado sighed. They had been like this the entire morning; Chikage, Kida, Mikado, Walker, Erika, Kadota, Anri, Togusa, Shizuo and two other men; Warren and Usagi. They were all sick of Izaya; they all wanted him dead or at least wanted him broken.

Mikado dragged Shizuo into this, even though the debt collector didn't want to have anything to do with dark things but when he heard that it wasn't actually a "Dark" thing, that it was more like a plan to get rid of the "Dark" in Ikebukuro, he agreed. Especially when he knew who this "Dark" was referring to.

Shizuo understood why he was here; he also understood why these people were here.

"This is useless… no man can bring Izaya down… We know Shizuo-san is strong enough but he sure is faster…" Mikado added. Shizuo growled.

"Hold on, next time I'll get rid of that fucking flea once and for all!" Knuckles getting white by the strength Shizuo was fisting in them.

"We have waited long enough…" Mikado retorted "Besides, let's say you catch him, you would eventually still just beat him once or twice and then let him go."

"Not this time I swear I will kill that louse!"

The group grew euphoric again and they weren't anywhere near destroying the infamous informant.

"I think we won't be able to destroy Izaya; at least not physically…" Kida said aloud. The multitude grew quiet.

"What do you mean?" Kadota asked.

"I have worked with Izaya before… I mean it's not like he never gets serious beatings from gangs…" Everybody was listening carefully "Izaya after a beating… even after the most serious ones; he always comes back like nothing happened… I mean you won´t damage him if that's what you think you will achieve, even if we all go in groups and gang him up."

Kida sighed "If we want to break Izaya then we will have to be smarter than that."

Usagi sipped on his glass of water "Then technically there is no way to hurt Orihara-san…"

"Exactly…" Kida said.

"Bullshit! Give me his neck to snap and let's see if there isn't any way to harm him!" Shizuo exclaimed getting very upset by this pointless reunion.

"But then we would have to wait for you to c-"

"We need to beat him mentally…" Mikado interrupted Kida. "Izaya-san loves humans and he thinks he is a God among us and the only way to make Izaya break is showing him that he is no better than us…"

Everybody turned to look at Mikado "Exposing a God´s deepest secrets would be the best way to tumble down a God…" Mikado ended with a light smile.

Kida grinned happily "Woah Mikado I always knew you were the sharpest color in the box!"

Everyone went to cheer and smile, it was simple; expose Izaya's secrets to the whole world in order to let him know he was no better than anyone… It would definitely kill Izaya.

"We still have a problem…" Kadota interrupted the happy group.

Everybody turned their attention to Kadota who was frowning "How will we get Izaya's secrets, we merely know each other's secrets… not to say he is the best informant of Ikebukuro…"

"Best informant my ass! That louse just lies and pretends to gather true information…" Shizuo barked suddenly. Few laughed and few stopped to think about Kadota's words.

"Mikado? Want to add anything?" Kida added with a slight bitter sarcasm, his eyes lidded in boredom.

"Well…" Mikado sighed and then everyone turned to look at his now huge smile. "We just need somebody who Izaya can trust in!" everyone sighed, defeated at the idea; there was nobody in mind to them.

Minutes passed of silence and Erika found herself chewing her hair and murmuring something. Kadota, who was by her side, seemed to be interested in her words "Erika-Chan… What did you say?"

Everybody turned back to the couple and Erika just sighed while a blush spread all over her face "I was saying that maybe Shizu-Chan can act like he cares and convince Izaya into a serious relationship so they will be happy ev-"

Mikado interrupted her before she lost focus "-so they will be a couple, Izaya lets Shizuo in and then we can install cameras all over his place and Shizuo would wear plenty of cameras. Eventually Izaya would trust Shizuo and we can disarm Izaya by gathering enough humiliating information which I'm glad to say Warren wouldn't have any trouble in making public!"

Everyone cheered up again, everyone except Shizuo.

"No way I'm not fucking that louse just to gather information, that would be slutty and more like him!" Shizuo barked "-there is no way I'm flirting with the un-desirable flea!"

"Oh! Come on Shizuo!" Kadota interjected.

"No way!" Shizuo growled back already feeling his temper rising.

"Don't you want to see Izaya as a crying mess?" Shizuo stopped when he heard Kadota´s words. What? Izaya? A crying mess? There was something wrong in those lines; there was something that did not sound good to Shizuo in those few words…

"Yes, Shizuo-san please" Shizuo got distracted by Kida, soon forgetting the bitter taste Kadota's words left.

"You want revenge, don't you?" Anri said softly as she placed her hand on Shizuo's shoulder. Yeah but… not a crying mess…

"Come on Shizuo-kun!" Chikage exclaimed happily. Every single soul from the group started to try to convince the debt collector to the point to make him growl dangerously.

"Fine! Fine shut the hell up!" Shizuo roared and everyone got shut in mid-sentence "I'll do it... I'll do it! Just clarify the plan and I will!"

Everyone seemed happy enough. "You will go and try to flirt with him, I mean try to… uhh… cortege him into a date in this whole time you will have a camera hidden into your tie then you run to step two: serious relationship. You may fake seriousness and all the cheesy shit that comes along with a relationship, we will be given instructions from you about entering his apartment and install plenty of cameras that will record every fraction of what he says and does with you. You HAVE to dig into his secrets and all those things we are interested in gathering. Once we have enough proof that he is the weaker among us, we will call him to get into Ikebukuro's downtown and all his secrets will be published on the big screens of Japan for everyone to admire and remember!" Kida grinned happily and everyone seemed happy enough to have their plan complete.

"There is no way he gets to leave completely from this city, no wonder where his broken self will be at that moment."

Happiness. It smelt like it. Everyone was happy. Everyone. They cheered and laughed at their fool proof plan.

"I've got a problem…" Shizuo said huskily "How do I get to… uhhh convince the flea that I like him… I mean…"

"Oh don't fret over it! I will be helping you! At least when you call me only!" Karisawa added merrily. Shizuo relaxed "Thank you Erika."

"One last thing Shizuo-san," Mikado said as everyone turned to look at him and then at Shizuo "No sharing the plan with Celty-san or Dr. Shinra, if you tell them or Simon, they will surely talk to Izaya-san."

Everybody agreed with what Mikado was asking for. "Sure…" Shizuo mumbled already feeling bitter over the topic.

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Everyone smiled "We count on you Shizuo, remember it." Kadota said as he helped Togusa to let the camera over Shizuo's tie appear invisible. They added one in Shizuo's spectacles and one hidden in his vest; Shizuo already growled in annoyance over the objects.

He even had a new ear-ring. It was of course a camera.

"Easy Shizuo, we will be removing a couple of them as soon as you get to enter his apartment confidentially so we can install them there instead, the faster you move the better for you." Togusa added happily.

They waved at Erika through the window to show her that the cameras were on, she smiled and waved at Walker and he enthusiastically waved at the van in where Warren was turning on plenty of computers and screens. They all felt relief when they heard "Done bitches! High quality and definition"

They laughed and sighed knowing now only Shizuo's part had to be completed… which was everything.

"Okay…" Shizuo sighed and ran his hand through his bleached hair. "Time to start with this shit." He couldn't help the bitter taste that was left in his mouth as he headed to Ikebukuro searching for a lean skinny fur-trimmed sociopath…

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AN/ Sorry for the short chapter but take it as a prologue. You will be seeing SHIZAYA action soon. This is Shizaya not Izuo D: sorry for disappointing any of you but I thought I may make this clear from the beginning.

I will continue and please check on my first story C: Hope you enjoyed please follow and review C:

Venemous Syring.