Chris smiled infront of the camera. "Last time on Total Drama Flanderized Island, the contestants were put into teams and were missing. So those that didn't get lost in a hole somewhere ended up in a game of survival. Zeke and Beardo ended up being voted off. Who is going home now?" Chris asked. "Find out now!"
Each of the teams were trapped in a small room. "I hate this so much" Duncan said.
"Stop complaining!" Courtney said. "You are not here. Stop now or I'll sue you!"
"Alright teens and Mildred, I want you all at the Mess Hall now!" Chris said over the PA.
Chris stood infront of the teens. Chef was now wearing a dress and a fedora. "What is wrong with Chef?" Duncan asked.
"I like wearing these clothes!" Chef shouted angrily.
"Today's challenge is a race to the other side of the Island." Chris said. "Chef will be hunting you all down with his meatball bazooka!"
"Really? That sounds delicious!" Owen said happily.
"Yeah, but you will be out or something!" Chris said. "Chef, would you like to demonstrate?" He asked.
Chef aimed the bazooka into the group of contestants and fired. It hit Tyler sending him rolling down a hill. "Looks like Tyler is out" Chris said. "I shall be waiting for you all at the Finish line. You have ten seconds!"
All of the contestants began to run. Ten seconds later, Chef still could see Sadie, Owen, Dave, Cameron, Harold, Sam, Staci and Sugar, either because they were not fit enough to run. Chef then fired at Cameron, sending the bubble boy flying into a tree. "I like I taste pain, except it smells like meatballs" Cameron said. However, the others were able to get away.
"With that, two people are out. Will the camels catch up? Or will they lose again?" Chris asked. "Find as we continue"
Eva was running through the woods. "Come on Brightning!" Jo said laughing past Eva accidentally nudging Eva.
"Sha-come back!" Lightning said catching up to Eva.
"SHE WILL PAY FOR THAT!" Eva shouted before grabbing Lightning and smacking Jo.
Jo screamed as she landed on top of the finish line. "That was quick" Chris said shocked.
"In your face!" Jo said laughing looking back at the woods. "First one here!"
"Actually Jo" Dawn pointed out sitting down next to Chris. "I was here first"
"Whatever, our team made it here first" Jo said sneering.
Confessional
"What sha-just happened?" Lightning asked.
"Darn it! How does she always beat me!?" Jo asked annoyed.
Chef smirked as he noticed that there were footprints. "I'm going to follow them!" He said before finding Brick pulling an exhausted Sadie.
"Come on teammate, we need to get to the finish line!" Brick said pulling Sadie.
"But I can't do this without Katie!" Sadie said shouting really loudly.
"But Katie would want you to do your best!" Brick said. He stopped for a second. "I need you to run as fast as you can." He ordered Sadie.
"Why?" She asked.
"Just do it, I'll hold Chef off!" Brick said. Sadie nodded and ran as fast as she could. Brick turned around to see Chef, only to get shot.
Sky ran across the finish line. "Yes!" She said. "This challenge was kind of easy" She said.
Duncan's robot was wheeling around the woods. "Now, where would that finish line be?" He asked.
A giant meatball slammed into the back of the robot. "Doesn't matter you punk" Chef said.
"But I wasn't hit" Duncan said trying to trick Chef.
"You know what the rules meant" Chef said walking away.
Confessionals
"I couldn't have let Sadie fall, so I sacrificed myself" Brick said.
"Was worth a try" Duncan said shrugging on the monitor.
Dave and Rodney were walking on one of the paths. "Dude, why couldn't we have gone with any of the girls?" Rodney asked.
"Because girls are disgusting and will make you sick" Dave said. "I can barely handle being on this dirty road" He said shivering.
"Dude, I think we might want to get off the path" Rodney said.
"Why? Did you see a girl?" Dave asked. He fell over trapped inside a meatball.
"No, because Chef is here" Rodney said running off the path.
Justin was walking in the woods, starring into a mirror. "I am truly sexy" He said to himself trying to boost his confidence. Chef wanted to shot the teen, but it would ruin Justin's perfect hair.
"Come on Cody!" Sierra shouted running past Chef. Chef aimed for Sierra and her unwilling passenger, but he missed hitting Justin.
"Who am I kidding!?" Justin asked screaming. "I am totally ugly!" He then curled up into a ball and cried.
Eva screamed as she smacked a tree infront of her using Lightning. "There is the finish line!" She shouted sprinting down it still carrying Lightning. She dropped the jock down on the finish line.
Sugar walked to Chef. "Hey you! I want some of that meat!" She shouted angrily.
"Fine then!" He said shooting Sugar. She then began to eat the meatball that was surrounding her.
"I found you!" Lindsay said looking at Chef. "Wait, weren't we supposed to get to you and avoid getting caught by the finish line?" She asked Chef. Chef then blasted Lindsay.
"Are you going to finish that?" Sugar asked Lindsay.
Dakota was walking through the woods with Sam. "Sam, do you think that this side looks better?" She asked.
"You look great from all angles" Sam said playing his game. A large meatball flung past them only grabbing Sam's game.
"Sam, you need to run!" Dakota yelled. She then became Dakotazoid and yelled. "Dakota Smash!"
Sam ran away as Dakota was blasted in the face with a huge meatball. She was knocked unconscious and turned back to her normal self.
Sammy was walking with Jasmine and Shawn. "I'm glad that even though we are on different teams, we can help each other this challenge" Sammy said.
"Yeah, we will be more victorious that a group of kangaroos in a basketball game" Jasmine said.
A meatball came out of nowhere and knocked Sammy down. "ZOMBIES!" Shawn screamed picking up Jasmine and running away.
Trent was waiting in the bushes outside of the finish line. "What are you doing!? Head towards the finish line or I will sue you!" Courtney shouted scaring him.
"You go first" Trent said jestering to Courtney.
"Fine" She said angrily crossing it. "Cross now, or I will drag you!" She demanded.
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO" Trent said.
Bridgette was walking through the woods scared. "Hello? Anybody?" She asked backing away from a rustling noise.
Chef came out and shot the surfer girl. He then walked away. "Someone help!" Bridgette screamed in terror, being trapped in the woods.
Noah then walked up. "Let me guess, Chef was just here?" He asked. Bridgette nodded. "And which way did he go?" Bridgette pointed in the direction. "Thanks" He said walking in the complete opposite direction.
Scarlett was not enjoying being trapped with Max. "Perfect" She said walking. She only decided to stick with him to use him as a distraction for Chef.
"Hey guys! Do you know where Chris went?" Topher asked.
"No, we haven't" Scarlett said.
"Wait, aren't you both on opposite teams?" Topher asked.
"We are in an alliance!" Max shouted evilly.
"Shut up, no we are not." Scarlett said.
Suddenly, a meatball came out of nowhere and trapped Max. "Look Chris!" Scarlett said pointing to where the meatball came from. She then ran in the opposite direction
"CHRIS! I missed you so much!" Topher shouted before getting shot as well.
Shawn was still carrying Jasmine. "Well, I think we outran them faster than a devil at a buffet" Jasmine said.
"Are the zombies gone!?" Shawn asked as he stopped and put Jasmine down.
A meatball then smashed in Shawn, trapping him. "Jasmine! Run! They are coming! Save yourself!" He shouted. Jasmine ran off then.
B had already crossed the finish line, but nobody paid any attention to him, except for Trent. "Cross the finish line!" Courtney ordered.
"Not until somebody else crosses it first" Trent said.
"I am so angry about this challenge" Leshawna said walking out of the woods and crossing the finish line.
"Fine then!" Trent said crossing it now. "Ninth to cross!" Trent said happily. "No, you were eigth" Jo said.
"What about B?" Trent said pointing to B. B smiled because somebody noticed him.
"When did you get here?" Chris asked. B frowned in annoyance.
Alejandro walked into a small clearing. "Hmm, it seems that this challenge is a bit too easy" He said laughing to himself. He was then grabbed on the shoulder.
"Shut up" Heather said. "It's just me"
"You missed me, didn't you?" He asked.
"No," Heather said lying.
"You can't resist me" Alejandro said getting closer to her. Unfortunately, a meatball then came out of nowhere and hit into the two of them.
"You idiot!" Heather shouted angrily as Chef walked away.
Anne Maria was walking in the woods, spraying her hairspray and not looking where she was going. She tripped over an exhausted Staci. "I wish my great great great great great great great great great great grandmother was here"
"SHADDUP!" Anne Maria said spraying Staci in the eyes.
"THAT HURTS" Staci yelled in pain. Chef appeared out of the woods. He then blasted the two of them.
Jasmine ran out of the woods and crossed the finish line. "Crikey, that was closer than a hungry dingo next to your baby" She said.
Sierra ducked underneath the an incoming meatball. "CODYKINS! I'm sorry for this!" Sierra said throwing Cody. She was blasted and covered in meat seconds later.
Cody screamed as he landed on top of the finish line. "Hey looks like some of the ladies have arrived" Cody said dusting himself off looking at Jo, Dawn, Sky, Eva, Courtney, Leshawna and Jasmine.
Owen was walking back to the Mess Hall. He was hungry and forgot about the challenge on hand.
Beth and Katie were hurrying as fast they could. Sadie then ran into them. "KATIE!"
"SADIE!"
They two best friends hugged each other and squealed loudly in delight. "Guys?" Beth asked before she ran off.
The two best friends were not suspecting to get shot with a giant ball of meat, but they didn't care.
Noah noticed that Izzy was swinging on a vine in the woods. "Izzy, what are you doing?" He asked.
"Izzy has a plan!" Izzy said grabbing Noah.
"Perfect" Noah said sarcastically rolling his eyes.
Amy stormed off in the woods, angry. "Stupid woods, you are as stupid as Samey!" Amy said angrily.
She stopped for a second. She then noticed that Chef aimed at her. "I blame Samey for this" She said bitterly before she was blasted.
"Courtney!" Gwen said happy as she ran across the finish line and hugged her.
Chef was now following Blaineley, unaware of something else that was about to happen. Izzy came out of nowhere and jumped on Chef's back. "You'll never get us alive!" She then ran off.
"Carry me!" Blaineley shouted jumping onto Noah's back.
Chef growled as he walked and noticed that Geoff was looking around. "Dude, where is the party?" He asked Chef.
Chef facepalmed and shot Geoff sending the party guy flying.
Izzy laughed as she ran across the finish line. Noah and Blaineley fell off the crazy girl's shoulders.
"Never again, I think she broke my back" Blaineley said rubbing it.
Leonard was now walking in the woods. "My force field with protect me from any meatball" He said in a cocky way.
Chef aimed and shot the wannabe wizard. "Who dared used a counterspell?" Leonard asked confused.
Rodney was now looking through the woods. He ended up bumping into Beth. "Sorry about that" Beth said.
"Is no okay it" Rodney said falling in love with another girl.
"Alright then?" Beth said before she was blasted by a huge meatball. Rodney kept starring at Beth, until he was hit as well.
"Can we all get along?" Ella asked singing to her bird friends. Her little bird friends happily tweeted.
She did not notice that DJ ran into her screaming. "Are you okay?" Ella asked DJ confused.
"I want my mama!" DJ said crying.
"It is will be okay" Ella said patting DJ on the head, unaware of Chef.
Chef aimed at the two of them and they were hit.
"Chris, how many of them are left?" Chef asked into a walkie talkie.
"About five?" Chris said confused.
"Never mind, I found another couple of them" Chef said as Mike and Zoey walk out. The lovebirds were too busy staring herself into each other's eyes to notice him. He blasted the two of them in seconds flat.
"Look we have a romantic dinner..." Mike said.
"...for two!" Zoey said finishing his sentence. They both laughed happily.
Scarlett then walked across the finish line annoyed. "Chris, you do realize that there are four people still in the challenge" The smart girl said.
"Whatever" Chris said rolling his eyes.
Chef aimed the meatball cannon at the next person. "I wish I played Wii Fit more often" Sam said gasping for breath.
Chef shot Sam with a large meatball and sent him flying into a tree. "I need another another life" Sam said confused.
Meanwhile elsewhere, Scott was walking in the woods. "I hope that there are no sharks..." He said backing up not looking where he went. He ended up walking into another person. "SHARK!" He screamed pointing at the person he walked into.
"GOSH! You are such an idiot! Can't you tell the difference between sharks and a person!? IDIOT!" Harold shouted before Scott got blasted. "Come back here you idiot!" He was then blasted by another meatball.
"Well, it looks like the challenge is over" Chris said.
"Wait, which teams lost?" Scarlett asked.
"The Walruses and the Camels." Chris said nonchalantly.
"But what about the Dingos? They also have only four points. This is unfair! I'll sue!" Courtney yelled.
"Actually, Owen broke the tie between the two of you, because he was the only person that wasn't caught" Chris said pointing to the screen, which now displayed the Mess Hall. Owen was eating a huge piece of cake.
Confessional
"EVIL VOTE!" Max shouted.
"That challenge was so rigged!" Tyler said complaining.
"Okay, so you guys have all voted." Chris said to the Crazy Camels. "Those without any votes are Harold, Mike and Sierra." The three of them went up to get their marshmallows.
Bridgette, Cameron, Dave, Eva, Gwen, Justin, Lightning, Rodney, Sam and Tyler were sitting down. "Okay, now Bridgette, Gwen, Rodney and Dave are safe! So are Cameron, Sam, Lightning and Tyler!"
Only Eva and Justin were sitting down left. "Eva and Justin. One of you will be going home and the other will be staying. Eva, you have been beating up people and Justin has done nothing interesting or compelling" Chris said.
"It's because I'm ugly isn't it?" Justin asked crying.
"Can I kill him?" Eva asked.
"No, because he is eliminated" Chris said throwing the last marshmallow. Chef grabbed the shocked Justin
The Weird Walruses were now sitting down. "Okay, so you have all voted and those without votes are Sky, Anne Maria, Trent, Sammy, Noah and Max" Only six people were left sitting.
"Also safe are Courtney, Duncan, Alejandro and Scott!" Chris said. Heather, Alejandro, Mike and Zoey gotten nervous, despite the first two would not admit it.
"Well, you both tied, but I find Heather hotter, so Zoey is going home." Chris said.
"Mike!" Zoey shouted in fear as she was pulled away by Chef.
"ZOEY!" Mike shouted running to the canon. "I quit!" He said.
"Too bad. You no contest can quit this season" Chris said. He pressed the button and the cannon fired.
"ZOEY!" Mike shouted.
Weird Walruses- Alejandro, Anne Maria, Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Max, Noah, Sammy, Scott, Sky, Trent
Crazy Camels- Bridgette, Cameron, Dave, Eva, Gwen, Harold, Lightning, Mike, Rodney, Sam, Sierra, Tyler
Deranged Dingos- Amy, Blaineley, Brick, Cody, Dakota, Jasmine, Leonard, Leshawna, Owen, Sadie, Sugar, Topher
Insane Iguanas B, Beth, Dawn, DJ, Ella, Geoff, Izzy, Jo, Katie, Lindsay, Scarlett, Shawn, Staci
Eliminated: Ezekiel, Beardo, Justin, Zoey
Yeah, sorry to any Justin and Zoey fans. I had no plan for either of them.