I have nothing but to say but this; You're going read some messed up shit.


Duncney Fans Are Crazy

Courtney was sleeping calmly in her bed. Until a small figure took a picture of her, waking the CIT up from her peaceful rest. She rubbed her tired eyes, and then screamed in complete shock when she saw the person.

She then put on her face of rage. Wide angry puffy eyes and red stained cheeks. "WHO ARE YOU!?" She screamed, pulling her blanket up to cover her revealing sleep wear. The small figure turned out to be a small 13-year-old girl with blond hair and green eyes.

"Oh. My. Gosh! You're Courtney Janet Mills!" The little girl squealed. Courtney raised her eyebrow and gave her a look of confusion. "Uhhhh, yeah. That's my name. What the hell are you doing in my house? I have security cameras and alarm systems everywhere. And I can sue you for invading my privacy."

The 13-year-old pulled out a sketch pad, and began to write something with a sparkly pink pen. "Uh huh? Oh yeah. I disabled all you're security camera and alarm systems. Plus, I kinda killed you're guard dogs because they were in the way of seeing my princess." She explained in monotone, not looking up from the paper.

Courtney looked shocked, and had a sadden look on her face. "You... You killed my pets-" "Oh princess! Don't cry! I only did it to see my lovely." The fangirl interrupted, dropping her notebook and clasped her hands together. "Remember how Duncan used to call you princess? Don't you used to secretly love being called that?"

The tan girl cringed when she heard the name 'Duncan'. "Look, I want you out of my home before I call the police and sue you for everything you got! Also, Duncan and I were over 3 seasons ago! Yes, Duncan used to be my everything. But now he's a complete attention douche." She explained, putting her hands on her hips.

"NOOOOOOO! YOU HAVE TO LOVE DUNCAN! YOU HAVE TO! DUNCNEY IS MY OTP NEXT TO NOCO! DON'T DO THIS TO ME!" The fan screamed in a dramatic fashion, putting her hand on her forehead. The girls face had an expression of pure horror.

She was so emotional, the fan stumbled backwards and tripped on a red cable. She got tangled in the red cable and fell to the ground. The cable then got pulled and made many things fall to the ground; Photos from childhood, awards, her prizes from world tour, ect.

"YOU BITCH! I FUCKING TRUSTED YOU WITH MY LIFE!" The fan screamed, untangling the cords from her body. She then started to smash her T.V., and punched the wall, leaving a hole. Then, she stepped on her PDA.

She. Stepped. On. Courtney's. PDA.

Uh oh.

"Excuse me! Do you want me to press charges on you!? Get out of my home!" Courtney yelled, jumping off her bed and stomped over to her dresser. She pulled out a gun, and aimed it at the girl's head. "You have been nothing but a complete psychopath! Duncan and I are over! Never ment to be, EVER! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!"

The CIT fired at the wall, hinting she was giving the fan a warning shot. The girl frantically ran over to her window, and yelled while clinging to the door; "This isn't over! Duncney shall be canon once more! WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT BEYOTCH! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE! YOU HEAR ME! MELISSA BARTS WILL HAVE HER REVENGE!" And she jumped out of the window, screaming.

Courtney ran over to her window, leaning over to see what happened to her fan. She gasped in shock, Because the fan was splattered on her front lawn. Blood and guts everywhere.

Dead.

Duncan happened to be passing by Courtney's house. Then, he saw the fans splattered parts everywhere. He saw a 'I heart DxC' shirt that was currently worn by 'Melissa'. Duncan looked up to see Courtney's shocked face. With no shock in his voice whatsoever, he blankly stared at her and said;

"Was it another Duncney fan?"

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry-

You see what I told you all, I wrote shit. Review for what character you want next, maybe I'll do it. I have some ideas of my own.

Ella: Oh my, poor fan.

Noah: This was complete shit.

Don't you think I know that Noah?

Heather: You write terrible.

SHUDDUP HEATHER! IT GOT A BIT BETTER OKAY! Oh yeah, and please review or follow and favorite. But this was terrible, so you don't have to-

Heather: Don't you think they know that already?

I guess. Well uhhhh, next chapters going to be in a couple of days or maybe tomorrow I guess. Bye.