The raven smirked as he sat as his desk, waving Namie out the door for the day, seeing as she'd gotten tired of being pestered into making him mugs of coffee that he barely touched and let cool down in front of him to the point of him not wanting it anymore. It was nearly 8 pm and while he wasn't particularly tired enough to need coffee, he liked the taste and he had things to do that night, in exactly one hour in fact.

Seeing that Namie wasn't going to be coming back inside to ask him for something, probably her paycheck since that's all she cared about from him in particular, he stood up and went up the stairs towards his room, needing to get ready for his 'business meeting'. That's what he'd told his assistant when she had so kindly asked "what the fuck he was planning" for that night, at least. It was half true, he did have something going on but it wasn't a meeting, not in his description anyway. He was going to fulfill a new.. pass-time, per say. Maybe even two of them in one night if he felt up to it after this.

He stood in front of the mirror, looking himself over. It wasn't a big change, but it was enough. He has on his usual black, long-sleeved V-neck and, instead of his long black pants, he wore tight capris that were just as dark and went to just under his knees. His lucky jacket was now carefully wrapped around his waist to show off his feminine appearance and just under his left eye he had put a tiny, dark spot; a little fake mole, just for the hell of it. He'd brushed down his hair more than usual, instead of letting it be a bed-head all day, so it looked a half an inch longer than usual, and straight down at that, framing his equally as effeminate face.

All in all, he looked just like a woman, yet still like himself. It was shocking how such simple changes could give off a whole different side of him, and he smirked as he thought of so many ways he could use this to his advantage. He hummed lightly, seeing something that threw it off, and looked around a bit before he spotted some of Namie's lip-gloss that he'd taken from her purse a few days ago when he'd originally thought of doing this. Seeing as she hadn't yelled at him for being a thief yet, she most likely hadn't even noticed it was missing. He put it on and smiled as his lips were now a bit more pink, not being that pale and bland shade of his skin that could give away his actual gender.

Once that was settled, he grabbed a small hand-bag and threw in his fake ID of choice, then grabbed three of his cell-phones - not even a quarter of what he owned, mind you - and went out his front door. He would of grabbed more, but it was going to be late soon so he didn't expect many calls, and where he was going he didn't feel like being interrupted anyway. It would just irritate him and that wouldn't be good, though maybe it would be good for his current appearance... No, he would try to be pleasant when acting like this form of himself, at least at the beginning. Give them false hope of a good and cheery type.

After going on the metro, grabbing a taxi and finding the floor he was supposed to be on, the raven held a small script in his hands, running over the lines they had handed him and waited to be called in to the main room.

"Number 26?" a woman called, walking out the door with a clipboard and looking around the room. Izaya smiled softly and stood up, grabbing his bag again and heading inside with her, standing straight for the line of men in front of him. They all looked him over, most liking what they saw though one of them had a suspicious gaze instead of a lustful one. Maybe he already figured out my gender isn't up to par for this role? Oh well, there must be at least one intelligent gene in this pack of cynical dogs. The raven kept up his pleasant air and bowed to them, holding the script as if he was shy.

"Hello. My name is Kobayashi Karuha and I'll be auditioning for the role of the lead heroine." he announced, watching them nod in approval before he went to dazzle them with his voice and body.


Alright, so this is my first Durarara fanfiction/drabble, please be kind!

I really like the look of this even if it is very short though, so I was wondering.. Would anyone want to see this turned into a chapter-story?

The shipping would be unpopular, and a boy-boy pairing at that, so if that's not welcome to you then just don't come back if this is continued.

BUT! If you're looking for a new Izaya/Kazuka fanfiction, then this would be the one for you!

I try to keep people in character, even in AUs, but sometimes it can't be helped. I hope no one minds too much!

Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed! Please leave a review~