Yes, I'm writing one of those "Watching HTTYD as it's in the middle of/about to happen" things. I've been reading a lot of them lately, and I really think their all awesome sauce. I wanted throw my lot in with them.

Yes, I just referenced the movie I'm writing about. No, I don't care whether or not you find it funny. My story, my rules;Don't like it? Bite me. Let's get started,shall we?

Disclaimer:No, I do not own the movie or any of it's characters. I also do not own Midnight the night fury, who will appear in the future. She belongs to Enchantress99, who gave me permission to use the character. I only own my OC Valhallarama and her dragon Nightshade.

(This story takes place after Astrid kisses Hiccup on the cheek)

"That's for... Everything else" Astrid said, staring at her feet. She had just kissed Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the third. Ok, sure, it was only on the cheek, but still! The young warrior woman just wanted to run and hide in her house, but before she could get away, there was a flash of golden light and And the scenery changed before her eyes.

The grassy area transformed into a large,dark room with strange, non-flaming lights. (AN: Hey, It's from her POV; Don't question it!) The floor felt strangely soft, several chairs spread around it's sloping form. In the back of the room, there was a grassy area for dragons, which was mostly filled. In fact, there was only one dragon that was outside of that area; Toothless, who was standing next to her and Hiccup.

"I'm standing next to a Night Fury and Hiccup" Astrid thought. Looking around, she was horrified to note "In front of the entire village".

Sure enough, everyone from the village was there, staring at her and Hiccup. When they noticed the (now growling) Night Fury behind them, Stoick snatched his hammer and let out a terrifying battle cry.

"Yeeeeeeee-AHHHHHHHH!" he screeched. Astrid grabbed a hold of Hiccup's hand and prepared to jump-

"STOP IT, YOU MONSTER!" Came a loud shout. Suddenly, Stoick's hammer disappeared, as did almost everyone else's weapons, leaving only her ax and Hiccup's dagger.

"Wha...What?" Stoick questioned, looking completely dumbfounded. A young girl appeared. She looked like a female version of Hiccup, only with brown eyes instead of his gorgeous green.(I personally think I would look like him in the vikings eyes; also, in this, I'm dressed like him)

"Whoa! Pull it together, Astrid" She steadied herself "Don't think about him like that".

"Hello" The girl says, interrupting Astrid's- somewhat questionable- thoughts "My name is hopelessromantic4life, and-"

"Hahahaha!" Snotlout laughed, cutting her off "That is SUCH a stupid name!" The girl glared at him.

"So is yours, snotbrain" she snapped. That shut him up. "Besides, it's not my real name; it's my account name. But I'm not telling you my actual name. Anyways" she smiled "I have brought you all here to watch something." She gave Hiccup and Astrid a knowing look. "It is a movie called 'How To Train Your Dragon' "

Hiccup and Astrid gulped. "she knows!" they thought as one.

"You are here to see it, for it will show the end of your 300 year war" a few vikings cheered, while Our couple gulped, fearing what might end up happening to the poor, innocent dragons who served the Red Death.

"Wow. I've changed so much in the last hour or so" Astrid thought, though a growing part of her honestly couldn't care less.

"Why did you take our weapons?!" Phlegma the fierce (Who I think is Astrid's mother) demanded. hopelessromantic4life didn't even blink.

"So that you don't hurt the dragons" she said bluntly "This is supposed to be a peaceful thing"

"Why shouldn't we hurt the beasts, lassie?" Gobber asked her, noticing with a start that Hiccup and Astrid clenched their fists and scowled at him. So did their host.

"I won't let these dragons come to harm from the likes of YOU" She snarled angrily, her voice rising with each word she spoke.

"But, Hiccup and Astrid have their weapons" Fishlegs pointed out, flinching as soon as the words left his lips; for fear she would snap. To his surprise, she smiled.

"I trust them to leave the dragons be. Also, I don't trust you guys around Hiccup" She paused to shudder "He's going to need the dagger pretty soon; trust me." Astrid had a pretty good idea what the girl meant by that... And she didn't like it one bit. Her ax would be put to good use, she knew that much.

"Let's get started, shall we?" hopelessromantic4life asked. Grumbling, the vikings started to find seats. The host turned to Toothless and lowered her voice.

"I need you to go with the other dragons" she whispered. At his protests(and some of Hiccup's hand gestures) she urgently added "Just for now. You can join him after they find out". Hiccup sighed and nodded. Toothless's ear plates flattened, but he obeyed and went to the dragon pit. Hiccup and Astrid sat in the back to be close to the night fury, in an attempt to cheer him up. The villagers looked at them in bewilderment, for the row closest to the dragons was deserted except for the young couple, but before they could ask what in the name of Odin (Vikings. Nuff said) they were thinking, the screen roared into life, and everything went quiet as the movie began to play...

Wow, this was a ton of fun to write! And I haven't even gotten to the movie yet! Well, see you soon!