The Complete Guide on How to Take Care of Your Robot Boyfriend

The Complete Guide on How to Take Care of Your Robot Boyfriend

Written by: Aoba Seragaki

Step 1: When he is dying, DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH HIM, TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL OR HAVE SOMEONE FIX HIM*

*Unless it's a lost cause, if so, have the best sex you've ever had. Screw like it's his last day alive―oh. Wait.

(This guide was never finished seeing as Aoba was unable to follow his own instructions.)

I don't really know what possessed me to write this; OH YEAH, NOW I REMEMBER. My friend said something along the lines of "If your robot boyfriend is dying, don't give him the D" and I just got inspired.

Co-written with Shirai Phoenix! Y'all should go check her out.

TUNE IN NEXT SATURDAY FOR NOIZ'S GUIDE. (It'll be a completely different story)

-Eternal White Rose