Hello. My name is DarkNutDestroyer. I read fanfictions for some time now and I decided to give it a shot. This is my first fanfic . I hope it is not too bad. I inspired myself from the stories "333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart" and "333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ". Please support me! Your reviews are all welcome and I hope you offer good advices and suggestions!

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333 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Konoha

1. Make up nonsense rules and ask freshly-graduated genins if they have followed them.

Konohamaru didn't realise it was a trap until he was being chased by a horde of angry kunoichis chasing after him for peeping at them in the Baths house

2. Smash the person in front of you with a ham.

The Fire Daimyo was utterly confused when he received a report saying that all of Konoha's ham supply had been completely depleted. He never received news about the Legendary Ham War of Konoha.

3. Exchange a ninja's kunai pouch with a pouch of dildos.

Kakashi of the Sharingan has been completely humiliated when he saw his new title in the Bingo Books: Kakashi of the Flaming Dildo.

4. Paint the entire Hokage Tower orange.

Unfortunately, the culprit was never found, but a signature of "El Uzumako" has been left. The investigation unit is still studying the case.

5. Take control of the Konoha's Emergency Speakers and use it to make a radio show.

Not even Shikamaru knew how Asuna did it, but he is currently using the speakers for a radio show. The show became extremely popular and several other attempts to copy it have been made in the other villages.

6. Dye somebody's hair in an unusual color.

The entire population of Konoha got their hair dyed blond. Surprisingly, the Hyuga clan chose to keep the color. They say that it is their punishment for having been pranked, but everybody knows that they simply like the new look.

7. Attempt to steal the Hokages hat.

No one knew why Jiraya of the Sennin was found hanging without clothes in the female part of the Hot Springs. The woman, however, enjoyed beating the life out of him. They never saw Hiruzen Sarutobi filming the whole encounter with a camera.

8. Go to the market and start singing the song"I'm Sexy and I know it".

The audience was surprised to learn that Maito Gai could sing pretty well. He made a band and is currently making a world tour all across the Elemental Nations.

9. Come to the Ninja Academy in ridiculous clothes.

No one dare to ask Sasuke why he was wearing pink clothes and glasses. The last unlucky student to have asked got ruthlessly clobbered. Poor Eric Cartman. Rest his poor, fat, bastard soul.

10. Give dog treats to people saying they are exotic sweats.

Choji forgot Kiba had a dog treat addiction. At least he managed to lose some weight by running all over Konoha from a completely crazy Inuzuka.

11. Take some senbons and try to balance them on every part of your body.

The current record holder is Genma with his outstanding number of 289 senbons.

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