Super Smash Brothers – Hardcore Survival
Episode 29
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Toad: Hello everyone, welcome back to Super Smash Bros Survival! Close enough… Last time what happened was… Well Lucario killed Kirby. Poor Kirby, all by himself, alone at that TV.
Kirby: Hai!
Toad: So what happens now, do I fade into the thing again? Oh, ok.
Lucina's Perspective
Lucina: It's so boring now; I have nobody to talk to. I wonder what I'll do now. Maybe I should try and get another item… I could use it. Oh crap, there's someone! Oh wait, it's just a Persistence contestant… Charizard.
Charizard: Fire!
*Lucina solemnly walked up to Charizard, hit him 4 times with her Dancing blade, and finished it off with a throw into a tree.*
*Lucina walked around, and kicked the grass, longing for a teammate. But she knew, this late into the game, a teammate would just prove to be a bad decision. They would probably backstab her when there were only 3 people left, and then finish off the last one themselves. She spotted another figure on the horizon though. It was a humanoid shape, ripped with muscles. He was blue and yellow, and seemed to have the most swag throughout the entire competition. She could suddenly see the figure running towards her. As if in slow motion, she ripped her sword out its scabbard, and assumed a combat pose, in order to face off this pretentious threat.*
Captain Falcon: Falcon PUNCH!
*Lucina deflected the punch, and countered it naturally. She began a combo of 4 sword strikes, before Captain Falcon retaliated with a Falcon Kick, and a hard hit with his knee. She threw him away, and dashed towards him quickly. Captain Falcon, though punched her twice, and then entered a flurry of punches. She escaped the seemingly never-ending punches of pain, and performed a side smash on him. He flew back a few meters, and then got back on his feet.*
Captain Falcon: Falcon KICK!
*Lucina tried to counter the Falcon Kick, but failed. He came right at her, and sent her in the air. He then caught her in descent, and threw her into a tree. Lucina, in pain, got up, and gave it her all. She charged up Shield Breaker, and hurt him badly. He kicked her once, and then headbutted her. She grabbed onto his head, and hacked away at him with her sword, while he was in her clutch. He broke free, and attempted to perform the almighty…*
Captain Falcon: Falcon PUNCH!
*Lucina did not counter, but she did not get hit. The Falcon Punch fell short a few inches, and Lucina performed a Dolphin Slash, followed by an up-smash. Captain Falcon was finally defeated.*
Lucina: YES! He was my biggest threat. Time to keep fighting…
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Toad: Captain Falcon, I think you're cool.
Captain Falcon: So do I! That's awesome.
Toad: Ok… Well that's interesting.
Ness's Perspective
*Ness and Pit were assigned to usher everybody out of the arena, and make sure that the slow ones (Bowser, Donkey Kong, Ganondorf, Dedede) made it out in time.*
Ness: Hurry! He's coming! PK Thunder! PK Thunder!
Pit: Come on, guys! Ok, good. Let's go through
*Ness took off first, only ahead of Ganondorf, Pit and Bowser. He ran through the hall, which eventually turned round. Patterns on the wall made it look like he was spiralling through a vortex, but then he realised… This was just another portal, but on its side! Ness teleported through the portal, and appeared in a strange land, along with all the other contestants that had made it this far.*
Ness: Where are we?
Greninja: I'm not sure…
*Pit teleported through, and now they were all there. They were in a small, tight, metal room. Buttons of different colours were draped all over the walls. King Dedede was the first to break the curiosity, and pushed the light blue button near the top of the room. A bob-omb subsequently appeared and hurt everyone. The light blue button suddenly disappeared from the wall, after that.*
Luigi: De-de-de-a!
*Luigi pressed a Crimson button, and a barrel of heart containers appeared. The Crimson button then disappeared.*
Ganondorf: I need them the most!
Marth: We can share…
ROB: I must fulfil health completion. Consumption is mandatory.
Mr Game and Watch: Beep!
Villager: Everybody calm down! There's like 20! We can all share. First, I'll take one.
*Villager took a heart container, and applied pressure to it. His wounds were healed.*
Villager: Now, in an orderly fashion, let's all take one.
*They all ate a heart container, other than 8: Pit, Meta Knight, Wolf, Samus, Marth, Rosalina, King Dedede and Duck Hunt.*
King Dedede: 20 wasn't enough.
Luigi: Let'sa- just push more-a buttons!
*Greninja tapped a blood red button. Holograms of all contestants were made, and separated from them. The holograms ran around, aimlessly.*
Samus: I've thought of an idea! Let's push most of the buttons, and leave the holograms here when we leave. Tabuu will try to kill the holograms, and look like an idiot!
ROB: Flaw, how do we escape.
Samus: Surely one of the buttons will free us?
Fox: I'll press one.
*Fox pressed a greenish yellow button, and everyone received a star-man.*
Bowser: NICE!
Fox: Lucky me.
Marth: My turn.
*Marth pressed an off-white button. It sent a smart-bomb off, and it detonated on everybody. Everyone still hard the star-man effects, so nobody was hurt.
Fox: Lucky me that I got the star-men.
Marth: Shut it, you.
Donkey Kong: Oo! My turn!
*Donkey Kong punched the wall, and accidentally hit 3 buttons. A magenta button, a beige button, and a blue-grey button. Because of this, they received three party balls, an explosive crate, which detonated, and hurt everyone, and 3 boxes full of beam swords.*
Falco: Donkey Kong, Ganondorf, and King Dedede, can you break open those party balls and see what's in them?
Ganondorf: Awesome!
Donkey Kong: OoO!
King Dedede: Yes!
Falco: Everyone else, grab a beam sword. We need as much protection as we can get.
*Everyone grabbed a beam sword, and the three requested party-ball-poppers revealed the contents of their party balls.*
King Dedede: Food.
Ganondorf: Food.
Donkey Kong: Food!
Palutena: I guess we could heal some more, because of DK's explosive crate.
*Donkey Kong just gave her a guilty smile, and ruffled his fur. Everyone continued eating the food, and most people had restored their health. Ganondorf, Dedede, and Donkey Kong grabbed a beam sword, and they continued pressing the buttons.*
Olimar: I've always wondered what this one did.
*Olimar threw a Pikmin at a big black button, and everybody, other than the holograms disappeared from the room. They ended up directly ABOVE the room, and the ceiling of the previous room turned to glass.*
Marth: Let's watch Tabuu get confused by our holograms!
*Luigi was cowering in the corner, because of the excitement over the holograms.*
Rosalina: What's wrong, Luigi?
Luigi: G-g-g-ghosts!
Rosalina: They're just holograms… Cheer up!
*Rosalina stepped away from Luigi and watched the show that was about to unveil itself.*
Tabuu's Perspective
*There were countless boos from the crowd, people were throwing snacks at Tabuu. Some people were swearing a little. He hated this disrespect, and out of rage, took off into the hall. He swirled through the portal, and…
I'd hate to leave it like that, but we have to have some cliff-hangers…
Captain Falcon is gone! That leaves Lucario, Shulk and Lucina!
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